Quote :

"Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter Maryland State Police airlifted the 27-year-old woman to Prince George's County Hospital Center early Sunday morning after she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade, TheBayNet.com first reported. The saw cut through the plastic toy and wounded the woman, according to TheBayNet.com. The injuries were severe enough for medevac, but the woman was released from the hospital Monday and is recovering from her unusual injuries. Investigators talked to the woman, who told them she suffered the injuries during a consensual act and that she and her partner were trying something new and no crime was committed, the sheriff's office said."

This goes beyond my realm of "trying something new"

3/16/2009 6:01:16 AM

LOLOL.....picturing this is too funny...good try guys.

3/16/2009 6:21:05 AM

how about trying something [old]

3/16/2009 7:18:40 AM

lolz

3/16/2009 8:51:15 AM

i can't imagine using anything but a drill

maybe a jackhammer

3/16/2009 8:51:56 AM

Quote :

"CRIMES AGAINST NATURE"

3/16/2009 9:03:42 AM

I could see it, but with the important step of removing the saw blade first.

3/16/2009 9:41:28 AM

Who in the hell would have the blade attached when using something like that for that purpose?

3/16/2009 9:47:39 AM

yea most of the powertool porn is done well, but i think the key step missed here is ^^

[Edited on March 16, 2009 at 9:48 AM. Reason : ]

3/16/2009 9:47:53 AM

3/16/2009 10:29:12 AM

dont they sell dildos that have the sabre saw attachment already built in? sans a saw blade?

3/16/2009 10:48:01 AM

i read the title and was imagining some jack hammer attachment.

3/16/2009 10:56:31 AM

They mix sometimes...somebody embed this awesome video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwlFnTZ4u3w

[Edited on March 16, 2009 at 11:38 AM. Reason : better link]

3/16/2009 11:36:11 AM

Maryland, land of sodomy?

Its funny because I knew two girls from maryland who were kinky as shit, didn't get to fuck them but I enjoyed their presence

3/16/2009 11:50:41 AM

Yes.

[Edited on March 16, 2009 at 12:00 PM. Reason : Better Copy]

3/16/2009 11:53:02 AM

^ the sex version is much better

3/16/2009 11:55:06 AM

^ agreed. probably my fav music video of all time

3/16/2009 12:08:27 PM

holy fuck ouch

Darwin award right thur

3/16/2009 12:10:56 PM

she might be eligible if it destroyed her reproductive capabilities!

3/16/2009 12:11:53 PM

bitch shouldnt have forgotten the safety word

3/16/2009 12:27:22 PM

^^ haha true.

3/16/2009 7:57:29 PM