So my boss sent out an internal email to the company saying I was gonna be gone on Thursday and Friday... "sd2nc will be out on the 19-20 to attend ScrumMaster Certification Training in Boulder(It's Project Management stuff)"So this guy Ive known since I started accidentally hits "Reply All" for whatever reason and types..."Dude, I thought you were already a Certified CumMaster LOL"As soon as he sent it he realized what happened (He got cc'd) and he jumped up and yelled "Nobody look at that email! AGGGGH!!! It's personal!!!!!1"He just got taken from his desk by HR as I was typing this [Edited on March 16, 2009 at 3:04 PM. Reason : a]
3/16/2009 3:02:09 PM
pwnt
3/16/2009 3:03:03 PM
that suckseverybody in my office would have laughed their asses off
3/16/2009 3:03:20 PM
FHL
3/16/2009 3:03:25 PM
3/16/2009 3:04:21 PM
LOL. that was pretty dumb.
3/16/2009 3:04:44 PM
ahhhh, natural selection at work.
3/16/2009 3:05:41 PM
where are you getting your certification?i love Agile/Scrum
3/16/2009 3:06:27 PM
hahah hilarious
3/16/2009 3:06:33 PM
i didn't realize sd2nc was your real name
3/16/2009 3:06:56 PM
Darwinist]
3/16/2009 3:08:21 PM
i've done 1 reply to all on accident while at a client's site on their email system before when asking to be removed from a list that i didn't want to be on anymore and it was for the entire building of about 750 employees - i'd argue that they shouldn't have accepted my email to that group but they did shortly thereafter about 5 more emails went out reply to all requesting to be removed from the list - it was used to send out emails about servers going down for routine maintenance dealing with a group of about 10 people but for some reason it was always sent to everyone[Edited on March 16, 2009 at 3:12 PM. Reason : V heh that's a good one]
3/16/2009 3:09:21 PM
hahahareminds me of the time I sent out an email saying there were donuts in the break roommy friend means to just reply to me but replys all saying "over under on how many Marylin gets: 2.5"As I read this I see Marylin walking past my office to the break room and my friend yell out FUCKWe then sprint to her desk and delete the reply just as we see her coming back with a plate with 4 donuts on itWe had to act like we had a reason to be there, so we changed the background to a gay sex picture and then we're like "Aw shit, you caught us"But at least she never saw the email
3/16/2009 3:10:17 PM
A certain ASCE Officer on TWW did this once with the ASCE list serv. It was pretty awesome. There were also people sending information to some guy to get free registration for the proper, national ASCE website (which you can do yourself, but these people were too lazy or something). I think about 25-35 people hit reply to all with that email incident.Maybe your friend isn't getting fired. Keep us updated.
3/16/2009 3:15:00 PM
I usually send emails talking shit about a person that the person. One person I hated had the same first name as a friend, so I'd click on the first person on my outlook drop down, then realize it after I sent it
3/16/2009 3:15:38 PM
well did you guys guess the Over?
3/16/2009 3:16:35 PM
Over/under on how many of Slave Famous' zany adventures are fiction?
3/16/2009 3:17:40 PM
Well I didn't have time to replybut I definitely would've said the overshe was built like Tutan Reyes[Edited on March 16, 2009 at 3:19 PM. Reason : over/under on how many time's Ernie's made someone lol....1.5...take the under]
3/16/2009 3:17:42 PM
if he does get fired, i'll take his jobi know how to properly use email
3/16/2009 3:18:51 PM
Agile FTW!
3/16/2009 3:21:45 PM
so... any update yet on what happened to him!?!?!
3/16/2009 3:22:53 PM
3/16/2009 3:23:30 PM
^ you're no Amsterdouche718, that's for sure!
3/16/2009 3:27:30 PM
Its not quite as cool as the gig of TWW's resident Skip Baylessbut I don't mind it
3/16/2009 3:27:45 PM
Even if 99% of the stuff SF talks about on here is complete horseshit, at least it's funny. Think about all the people on here that tell the truth, and no one is entertained or cares.
3/16/2009 3:28:10 PM
let us know if there is a new opening because of this incident, a lot of us are unemployed
3/16/2009 3:35:19 PM
ahahahaha, he sent this after he came over to my desk w/ the HR lady. He had to tell me he was "sorry for being disrespectful to not only me, but to everyone in this office, including myself". I was trying sooooo hard not to laugh, I just nodded and said "it takes a strong man to admit his faults(???)" not realizing that it sounded really gay.
3/16/2009 3:35:33 PM
hahaha
3/16/2009 3:39:56 PM
I can't imagine hitting "reply all" to one of our global, firm-wide, etc.... It would go to over a thousand lawyers, lobbyists, shit, i bet even Barack Obama is on one of our lists. Fuck that.
3/16/2009 3:40:17 PM
^^^hhahahahahahaha
3/16/2009 3:41:55 PM
yeah, we've got some federal mucky-mucks and some CEOs on our listservs that i would NOT want to see stuff like that
3/16/2009 3:42:13 PM
NVMno pic on the internet of those guys[Edited on March 16, 2009 at 3:45 PM. Reason : ]
3/16/2009 3:45:13 PM
watch somebody mistakenly reply-all:"fuck that dude that shit was funny I loled"
3/16/2009 3:46:53 PM
lol
3/16/2009 3:47:48 PM
^^^these guys?
3/16/2009 3:48:47 PM
He just told me how it happened. Apparently he clicked "Reply All" at first and there was ~25 names. Instead of deleting each name, he tried to close the window but hit minimize. He pulled up the email again and hit "Reply" to me and then got a phone call. He had to click through a bunch of windows and typed his "Reply to All" response while he was on the phone. He hung up on the guy when he realized it, yelled, and HR had him in 2 minutes. His customer called back like 5 times.He's now on the phone with the guy he hung up with He told him there was a car accident outside and it was pretty bad, he could see "everything" from his window.
3/16/2009 3:52:22 PM