Post here to let your loved ones know your wishes in case of death or severe injuryWant your body cryogenically frozen? Want to be kept on life support or have your organs donated to science? Want your final meal to be pureed lobster fed through a tube into your stomach?*this thread is legally binding**this thread is not legally binding in TX, AR and RI
3/17/2009 10:07:38 PM
burn me, put the ashes in a coffee can, take me to the boat ramp on the river and dump my ass in. then you better go fishing and have a damn good time.
3/17/2009 10:09:27 PM
I saw drying dishes
3/17/2009 10:10:02 PM
^
3/17/2009 10:10:44 PM
I would like for a life size robotic replica of my body to be made in my honor
3/17/2009 10:18:44 PM
cremate me, mix my ashes with concrete, make it into a reef ball, and drop it on Alligator Reef.
3/17/2009 10:21:13 PM
i would like my ashes scattered over the south endzone at carter-finley. no funeral plz.
3/17/2009 10:21:58 PM
why south?
3/17/2009 10:23:19 PM
br1ng m3 8ack t0 l1f3
3/17/2009 10:23:38 PM
^^^ they would fumble the urn[Edited on March 17, 2009 at 10:24 PM. Reason : d]
3/17/2009 10:23:58 PM
Donate my organs, cremate me then throw my ashes into the ocean.
3/17/2009 10:24:38 PM
3/17/2009 10:26:49 PM
this thread is going to be pretty creepy when the next TWW death occurs
3/17/2009 10:36:56 PM
im even creeped out to post in it
3/17/2009 10:38:11 PM
I want my ashes to be mixed in the post funeral get-together punch[Edited on March 17, 2009 at 10:38 PM. Reason : ]
3/17/2009 10:38:39 PM
3/17/2009 10:42:26 PM
I want my penis to be stored under the brooklyn bridge. My left teste to be incased in the mountains of yosemite. and my right ??? well i'm going to have to think about that.Thundercats, Thundercats, HO
3/17/2009 10:50:07 PM
in the fucking endzone of a college football stadium? a shitty one at that? thats where you want your remains to rest for eternity. wow.
3/17/2009 10:53:58 PM
regarding those prudish old spinsters who demand a female undertaker, because they don't want any man to see their naked corpse...something in me wants to strip them naked and hang their bodies in plain view in a public location]
3/18/2009 1:35:52 AM
im not gonna tell anyone i love about the wolf web.
3/18/2009 1:37:37 AM
Just take me out and chunk me in the ocean.
3/18/2009 1:58:36 AM
what about just flushing you down the toilet--i mean, it saves on gas and you'll still get there eventually
3/18/2009 2:01:18 AM
I's one big turd dat won' fit down de hole.
3/18/2009 2:04:49 AM
3/18/2009 11:17:05 AM
my dad requested his ashes be sprinkled in my mothers coffee
3/18/2009 11:37:50 AM
taxidermied so i'm throwing a high five to everyone at the funeral as they walk by in the viewing line
3/18/2009 11:40:13 AM
^that's pretty sweet
3/18/2009 11:42:45 AM
this thread is quite entertaining thus far
3/18/2009 11:53:57 AM