and go!
3/18/2009 10:59:08 AM
morning sex
3/18/2009 10:59:52 AM
being high
3/18/2009 11:00:05 AM
no attendance policy
3/18/2009 11:00:22 AM
food poisoning...aka ibs...aka "explosive diarrhea"
3/18/2009 11:00:28 AM
rain
3/18/2009 11:01:31 AM
Flat tire!
3/18/2009 11:01:56 AM
yeah i dont think i went to a single class if it was raining through college
3/18/2009 11:02:08 AM
shitty teachers who don't teach you anything you can't get from reading the book
3/18/2009 11:02:09 AM
weather is too nice outside (especially valid at beginning of spring)NCAA tournament was used first thurs/friday each year from Fresh yr of high school throughout college
3/18/2009 11:02:17 AM
don't care/want to go
3/18/2009 11:02:28 AM
mental health day
3/18/2009 11:02:37 AM
pms?
3/18/2009 11:03:09 AM
3/18/2009 11:04:38 AM
death
3/18/2009 11:05:11 AM
3/18/2009 11:06:28 AM
yeah, and ECE also from what little i've seen[Edited on March 18, 2009 at 11:08 AM. Reason : tran and boles are the only exceptions i've found so far]
3/18/2009 11:07:27 AM
rat, take as many 492 classes as you can then[Edited on March 18, 2009 at 11:09 AM. Reason : most interesting classes BY FAR]
3/18/2009 11:08:54 AM
i'm ME pilgrimsluts[Edited on March 18, 2009 at 11:12 AM. Reason : we have to take ECE 331 and 2 out of 3 of the teachers i've seen for it suck]
3/18/2009 11:11:53 AM
oic, carry on
3/18/2009 11:12:06 AM
Video Games. Just about anything.I had plenty of reasons.
3/18/2009 11:12:55 AM
"explosive diarrhea" is automatic get out of class free card
3/18/2009 11:15:54 AM
senioritisno attendancenot going to do anything important anyway
3/18/2009 11:17:22 AM
^^used that last week :/[Edited on March 18, 2009 at 11:19 AM. Reason : ^]
3/18/2009 11:19:00 AM
lost your keys and/or car broke down?those are the 2 best ones i can think of...other than you went to bed kinda late and your power flickered which caused your alarm clock not to go off[Edited on March 18, 2009 at 11:22 AM. Reason : but professors sometimes say "you should have a 9 volt just in case..."]
3/18/2009 11:21:30 AM
Interview!
3/18/2009 11:23:59 AM
^ thats a good one
3/18/2009 11:36:46 AM
if you can provide the supporting details
3/18/2009 11:45:31 AM
Good reason for missing class...because you haven't gone in a few months.1. to fail to hit or strike: to miss a target.2. to fail to encounter, meet, catch, etc.: to miss a train.3. to fail to take advantage of: to miss a chance.4. to fail to be present at or for: to miss a day of school.5. to notice the absence or loss of: When did you first miss your wallet?6. to regret the absence or loss of: I miss you all dreadfully.7. to escape or avoid: He just missed being caught.8. to fail to perceive or understand: to miss the point of a remark.
3/18/2009 11:46:01 AM
Is there a bad reason to miss class??
3/18/2009 11:46:06 AM
tits are too big
3/18/2009 11:46:13 AM
Puking violently, then being told you're the sickest person student health has seen all month.Oh wait, my professor then still dropped me a letter grade because I missed TWO days of class. I should have gone and just puked all over him.
3/18/2009 11:53:47 AM
SLACKERS
3/18/2009 11:55:47 AM
You're a member of a religion where it is against your views to attend class unless you absolutely want to.
3/18/2009 11:59:28 AM
I work for the university and once said that I had to help out at an info session, and then take a family from Connecticut on a tour of campus. I did take a family on a tour, and I do help out in info sessions, but that had happened a week ago
3/18/2009 12:22:48 PM
Period sent you to bed this month....But watch out, if you haven't gotten it yet and use that excuse your period WILL actually hurt like a mofo.
3/18/2009 12:24:55 PM
as long as nothing is due in the class that day (and we aren't having a test), pretty much ANY reason is a good enough reason for me to skipi mean if i can get an A skipping class, i think i deserve bonus points. or like a few dollars back from my tuition. i mean do you want me to go all columbine/vt up in this shit? no, you don't. so i will continue to skip classes (mental health, hello) and continue to think i should get some kind of reward when i end up making an A+ after missing half the semester. seriously. a mere gold star would suffice.since i AM paying for my education, i have started frequenting class more (especially in grad school). but still, i NEED some time here and there to recoup. and sometimes when i skip class, like yesterday, i sleep in and then study all day to get ahead.
3/18/2009 12:40:16 PM
if you do not have explosive diarrhea you should be in class.
3/18/2009 1:28:52 PM
hahahaha
3/18/2009 2:19:06 PM