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Bweez
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so much is at stake

3/19/2009 1:45:55 AM

GroundBeef
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damn in puerto rico I sat nude in front of a stray cat that use to visit me and it didn't even come close to attacking my nads.

Quit trying to put your p33n in your cat.

3/19/2009 1:48:29 AM

dyne
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it was its way of telling you its too small.

3/19/2009 1:49:13 AM

Bweez
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the biter in question

3/19/2009 1:54:35 AM

GroundBeef
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haha you better lock him out B

3/19/2009 2:02:48 AM

FeebleMinded
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Are those painted fingernails?

3/19/2009 2:24:06 AM

wolfpackgrrr
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^ Softpaws



[Edited on March 19, 2009 at 2:33 AM. Reason : .]

3/19/2009 2:32:16 AM

lafta
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were you using honey or jelly?

3/19/2009 2:32:38 AM

Mulva
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^hahahaha

3/19/2009 2:34:10 AM

Bweez
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a little o' both.



And high five, wolfpackgrrr.

3/19/2009 2:35:06 AM

wolfpackgrrr
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I think it's funny he's only wearing two. It's like my cats

3/19/2009 2:38:39 AM

FeebleMinded
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That cat looks like he wouldn't take shit from anyone, including (apparently) your genitalia.

3/19/2009 2:44:04 AM

Mulva
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does shit come from your genitalia?

3/19/2009 2:45:47 AM

Bweez
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he's the man, he has bobcat blood, and thumbs. Polydactyl.

3/19/2009 3:17:31 AM

Mr. Joshua
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3/19/2009 4:12:04 AM

wolfpackgrrr
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^ My parents named our first family cat Toonces lol.

[Edited on March 19, 2009 at 4:27 AM. Reason : cat is not a car ]

3/19/2009 4:26:55 AM

Mr. Joshua
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<3 toonces

especially the terminator sketch

3/19/2009 4:28:18 AM

Bweez
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OM NOM NOM

3/19/2009 6:13:24 AM

aph319
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQkL9LpvKl0

3/19/2009 7:23:56 AM

Jeepin4x4
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it's okay because its your cat.

you know, because its YOUR cat. get it?

3/19/2009 8:16:21 AM

hershculez
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that cat looks like he has a pretty fun personality.

3/19/2009 8:23:49 AM

CeilingCat
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Do those softpaws work very well? We may have to try those on our cat since she likes to shred the couch.

3/19/2009 8:34:06 AM

puppy
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I will never know how much that hurts, but it sounds painful.

3/19/2009 8:46:36 AM

umbrellaman
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Look at it this way; when asked if you've ever had your dick in a pussy, you won't have to lie.

3/19/2009 8:51:30 AM

Fermat
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thanks for that bit of wisdom, puppy

3/19/2009 8:52:09 AM

mcfluffle
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quit waving it around like a sausage then

[Edited on March 19, 2009 at 9:03 AM. Reason : cat looks like my crazyass kitten]

3/19/2009 9:03:15 AM

puppy
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^^ LOL you're welcome.

3/19/2009 9:48:35 AM

Yodajammies
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Cat looks like a killah.

3/19/2009 9:50:02 AM

GREEN JAY
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i hope you punted it into low orbit

3/19/2009 12:14:39 PM

Bweez
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Quote :
"Do those softpaws work very well? We may have to try those on our cat since she likes to shred the couch.
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YEAH, they are awesome.

3/20/2009 2:31:41 AM

wolfpackgrrr
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^ You just have to make sure to constantly recap them because they fall off regularly. I'm bad about this

3/20/2009 2:32:55 AM

Bweez
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Yah, he gets annoyed and bites them occasionally.

3/20/2009 2:35:14 AM

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