as I was sitting here eating/deepthroating a fudge bar a thought occured to me... if I accidentally swallowed it and started choking I would have to try to keep breathing until the ice cream melted and I harmlessly (for the most part) swallowed the stick.

This should be in the next Saw

3/19/2009 11:48:12 PM

well if the ice-cream melted into your lungs then you could still suffocate from that

3/19/2009 11:49:11 PM

you think so? doesnt seem like it would be enough

3/19/2009 11:50:46 PM

just eat your fudge bar responsibly ok?

3/19/2009 11:51:11 PM

life's serious moments ITT

3/19/2009 11:51:19 PM

well i guess i just eat bigger fudge bars than you


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3/19/2009 11:51:33 PM

I mean, if it melted entirely it couldnt be anymore than 1/2 cup of liquid, I am sure I have had more than that in my lungs while swimming

3/19/2009 11:52:49 PM

what is the ITT i keep seeing around? for sure its not a reference to a technical college.

i feel so old.

3/19/2009 11:53:12 PM

I dont know, assumed In This Thread? maybe?

3/19/2009 11:55:10 PM

in fact the volume of a person's lungs is 155ml which is a little OVER one half of a cup!

YOU SIR WOULD DIE

3/19/2009 11:55:11 PM

Quote :

"a little OVER"

So you're saying I have a chance...

3/19/2009 11:57:20 PM

you have as much chance as ice cream has IN HELL

3/20/2009 12:05:17 AM

as long as there's a chance

3/20/2009 1:16:03 AM

Quote :

"well if the ice-cream melted into your lungs then you could still suffocate from that"

Or you could get pneumonia.

3/20/2009 10:13:30 AM

3/20/2009 10:15:21 AM

3/20/2009 10:20:40 AM

This reminds me of an episode of Dr. Katz. A guy was talking about what would happen if he started chocking on an ice cube. "I need to get to a warmer room, quickly!"

3/20/2009 10:22:33 AM

that sounds like a mitch guest appearance

3/20/2009 11:33:14 AM

^^ great minds think alike

3/20/2009 5:27:42 PM

Jaybee was practicing on a fudge bar in advance of the real thing later this evening

gunzz is coming over and they're going to watch How to Lose a guy in 10 days

and then take turns fucking each other in the ass with no lube and no condom

3/20/2009 5:30:11 PM

what took you so long... I can only put the ball on the tee, cant swing for you Kenny

3/20/2009 5:32:21 PM

According to my research, choking on ice can kill you -- by drowning!

3/20/2009 5:32:26 PM

I tried it... and survived.

obviously

3/24/2009 7:51:04 PM

Then clearly you weren't trying hard enough.

3/24/2009 8:01:47 PM