...that doesn't make so much motherfucking noise in my pocketgod damn
3/21/2009 11:04:08 PM
I didn't know that was an issue
3/21/2009 11:05:51 PM
that only happens after uve been carryin the same condom around for about 3 years
3/21/2009 11:06:46 PM
never had that problem before. what kind of condoms you use?
3/21/2009 11:10:50 PM
Little bit of info for ya...Most of the damned things come in a celluoid plastic wrapper. That's what's making all the fucking noise.Use your head for something besides a goddamn hair factory and buy the ones in foil wrappers. THEY DON'T MAKE NOISE.And if you don't use it the night that you have been carrying around, ditch it, because it's likely you've compromised the wrapper. And then well, whatever happens is your own dumbass fault.
3/21/2009 11:12:03 PM
Are you trying to hide your intentions of fucking the chick?
3/21/2009 11:13:57 PM
you guys are fucking stupidit's foilit's freshat a bar, club no problemquiet room i can't get my phone or lighter without hearing the crinklemaybe it's because i'm not wearing loose fatass jeans^that's presumptuous. what if i don't want her to hear it because I don't want to fuck her[Edited on March 21, 2009 at 11:17 PM. Reason : x]
3/21/2009 11:14:37 PM
i think he just wants to point out that he is always ready to have sex
3/21/2009 11:14:50 PM
bwn at your placekeep the rubbers in a drawer near your bed
3/21/2009 11:15:20 PM
"Goodie Drawer"
3/21/2009 11:16:26 PM
Just carry the Magnum XXL kind with you and take it out of your pocket while you're trying to find your lighterChicks dig those, or so I hear
3/21/2009 11:16:31 PM
emo jeans ftl. Put it in a different pocket.
3/21/2009 11:17:07 PM
Well, I have to admit, I've fucked stupid before. They are the ones who don't think a thing about it.But you gotta quit being so stupid yourself. And think this shit out in advance, mister gotta-be-a-stunna wearin' tight ass jeans. Tape the fucking thing to your leg or something. Like your shin or calf or something.
3/21/2009 11:17:21 PM
hear to hear itthis is about to turn into a metro fashion thread[Edited on March 21, 2009 at 11:18 PM. Reason : d]
3/21/2009 11:17:33 PM
Why do you have a condom if you don't want to have sex with her?[Edited on March 21, 2009 at 11:21 PM. Reason : ]
3/21/2009 11:20:45 PM
all i'm saying is they got noisy wrappers[Edited on March 21, 2009 at 11:25 PM. Reason : ^lots of times. i just like to be prepared. ]
3/21/2009 11:20:51 PM
all I'm sayin' is if that sound scares 'em off, you ain't pitched your best game. Genuine confidence is the sexiest thing a man can wear. If you're all worried about this, you need to bone up on that.
3/21/2009 11:24:46 PM
thug life yo
3/21/2009 11:30:57 PM
You don't get it.
3/21/2009 11:31:32 PM
Well I'm sorry I kicked you out when I heard the condom. I'm just not ready to move their in our relationship and I just got freaked out and nervous.
3/21/2009 11:34:10 PM
you´re doing it wrong
3/21/2009 11:34:16 PM
3/21/2009 11:48:49 PM
balls in the assdick in the pussy
3/21/2009 11:49:28 PM
just put it on and throw away the wrapper..... problem solved.
3/22/2009 1:27:29 AM
keep it in your shoe
3/22/2009 1:48:48 AM
holy crap this is a stupid thread
3/22/2009 1:50:08 AM
I ANTICIPATE HAVING SEX ON A REGULAR BASIS
3/22/2009 1:54:45 AM
I FUCING HATE CONDOMSI NUT IN EVERY BITHC I FUNCK
3/22/2009 2:26:21 AM
^having trouble with the word FUCK?
3/22/2009 2:33:59 AM
3/22/2009 3:09:15 AM
lol @ chris
3/22/2009 3:20:07 AM
I think the OP Jizzes in his pants... that's why he has to have a condom on 24/7[Edited on March 22, 2009 at 4:01 AM. Reason : ]
3/22/2009 4:00:59 AM
Had a law professor I was drinking with last night tell me this fucked up story of four friends who went camping. Over the course of camping the two couples hook up.Girl A catches the preg. Girl A tells Boy A she's pregnant with his baby. He says there's no way. She says he's the only guy she's ever slept with. He says it's still not his.Baby is born and a test is done. Turns out Boy A reused the condom that Boy B used earlier in the evening, but turned it inside out so the sperm wouldn't touch his penis. So the baby is Boy B's not Boy A's after all, and the court rules that Boy B has to pay child support even though he didn't have sex with Girl A.
3/22/2009 5:59:14 AM
Application of the above would remove mens rea from law. This would be bad because you could be found guilty (or innocent) of practically anything.
3/22/2009 6:26:33 AM
^^1. That is absolutely disgusting2. What an idiot.3. How would you even manage to put on a condom that had already been unrolled? I think that would be pretty difficult.
3/22/2009 8:07:32 AM
Yeah I kind of wonder at the validity of the story but it's still gross to think about I would try to google it but I'm busy doing something else right now.
3/22/2009 8:08:51 AM
i didnt think the swimmers had a long enough life span for thatidk
3/22/2009 8:53:03 AM
3/22/2009 8:56:19 AM
and now i knowi thought the lifespan outside the body was more like 10-15 minutesthat's kinda interesting[Edited on March 22, 2009 at 9:26 AM. Reason : e]
3/22/2009 9:25:59 AM
I, too, have a goodie drawer next to the bed.
3/22/2009 9:38:27 AM
i thought everyone didbut you think i want these crazies to know where i live?
3/22/2009 10:47:02 AM
if you don't want them to know where you live, then drug them first.
3/22/2009 10:50:27 AM