3/23/2009 4:08:23 PM
goddamninstall this shit outside all freshmen dorms immediately
3/23/2009 4:09:28 PM
in this country there's enough shame just for being at the bus stop, this would just be excessive
3/23/2009 4:10:14 PM
3/23/2009 4:12:10 PM
great idea
3/23/2009 4:12:25 PM
Then you'd have fat people taken off their shirts and shoes to try to appear lighterno thanks
3/23/2009 4:13:03 PM
what about when 2 people sit on the benchi bet someone disgruntled goes by at night and takes an Easton bat to that screen
3/23/2009 4:14:26 PM
^^palindrome...^double shammy?[Edited on March 23, 2009 at 4:15 PM. Reason : h]
3/23/2009 4:14:48 PM
Fat people already know they are fat, what extra shame will they get from a mere number? the simple fact that they are grotesque and blubbery is enough
3/23/2009 4:16:12 PM
over/under 3 days before the first dump mysteriously appears on that benchthen is removedfollowed by a second dumpthen an exchanging of funds to the owner of the heftier dump
3/23/2009 4:17:07 PM
ahahahhahahahposts like that are why i can't leave this place
3/23/2009 4:23:25 PM
It'd be better if it yelled "EAT A SAMMICH" at anyone under 50kg.
3/23/2009 4:38:43 PM
fat people should know better
3/23/2009 4:52:30 PM
fat people just won't sit there. many of them already have scooters anyway.they should install a bike right next to it so you can try to burn a few calories while you're waiting.
3/23/2009 5:00:18 PM
The entertainment value would a lot better if the bench would just give way if the scale exceeded a certain amount.
3/23/2009 5:01:41 PM
omg awesome
3/23/2009 5:08:56 PM
this guy on the light rail in Phoenix was really fat and in a wheelchair, he had like a mexican brother and mother with himwhen the train stopped, his mother had walked to the door and gotten on the exterior platform to help him off the train...well they were too slow and the train door closed and the old lady was left at the stop and the fat guy in the wheelchair and his brother just kinda stood there facing the door as we rode offi imagine they eventually got off and found their way back, but the mother didn't look like the type to know how to use a cell phone, or have one[Edited on March 23, 2009 at 5:15 PM. Reason : ]
3/23/2009 5:14:37 PM
LOL
3/23/2009 5:15:37 PM
3/23/2009 5:18:43 PM
I'm dumped a kg beforemy record is nearly 4 poundslike 62 ounces of feces
3/23/2009 5:20:01 PM
gotta be like 10 courics to register
3/23/2009 5:20:15 PM
My old roommate and I always wanted to make a toilet that would measure water displacement. The only problem is that you would have to pee before pooping in order to maintain the integrity of your results.
3/23/2009 7:27:35 PM
you sir, are an unusual cookiewhy does the order matter?[Edited on March 23, 2009 at 7:36 PM. Reason : I was expecting this thread to have to do with sham-wow]
3/23/2009 7:36:15 PM
3/23/2009 9:01:25 PM
3/23/2009 9:04:52 PM
you guys are just SO TUFFthats stupidbut keep at it meatheads
3/23/2009 9:07:12 PM
^ 3.6 after about 4 dozen wings and 5 or 6 beers myself, all liquid try weighing in before and after, you'd be surprised
3/23/2009 9:08:29 PM
BRB
3/23/2009 9:09:05 PM
I would say this hits the people on their way to being fat. People who don't realize that they've gained 10 to 20 pounds, or more. Really fat people would probably write their number on the bench and sign it, and probably go for a high score.[Edited on March 23, 2009 at 9:14 PM. Reason : lkj]
3/23/2009 9:11:34 PM
like id trust some scale that sat out all day, probably wont be well maintained or even tared at any point throughout a given day?leave people alone
3/23/2009 9:13:11 PM
NUH UH, I'VE SHIT MORE THAN YOU'VE SHIT, FUCK YOU!
3/23/2009 9:13:20 PM
^^About as much as I'd trust a scale in a gym.
3/23/2009 9:14:31 PM
speaking of.....I need to eat some dinner now.
3/23/2009 9:28:43 PM
i think the wolfline should install these
3/23/2009 10:55:06 PM
IBTBSPK
3/23/2009 11:08:07 PM
There's a Toledo in EB1.
3/23/2009 11:16:30 PM