http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2009/03/26/exclusive-dna-tests-show-boy-dad-alfie-patten-is-not-the-daddy-115875-21227974/Can somebody embed a Maury sound bite?YOU ARE.... NOT THE FATHER
3/25/2009 11:36:22 PM
i haven't read the article yet, but i thought the results were ordered sealed by the judge?
3/25/2009 11:37:21 PM
roflthat chick is a sloot
3/25/2009 11:38:23 PM
do you really think the British tabloids wouldn't go all-out to get this info? they're worse than the ones here.
3/25/2009 11:38:40 PM
wow, whore
3/25/2009 11:40:11 PM
i agree with you there.the tabloid culture there is very sick, i can say categorically, having spent some time there.
3/25/2009 11:40:12 PM
3/25/2009 11:40:28 PM
haha awesome, that kid can go back to living a normal life again and the ho will be ALL ALONEStupid bitch "forgetting" her contraceptive..
3/25/2009 11:41:19 PM
ewww something else had sex with it too?
3/25/2009 11:41:38 PM
apparently "multiple" boys have said they slept with her
3/25/2009 11:42:10 PM
she's a danger to children
3/25/2009 11:43:29 PM
http://thankyoumaury.ytmnd.com/Does anyone have the one where he dances to the mario bros. song?(Found it)http://yourenotthefather.ytmnd.com/[Edited on March 25, 2009 at 11:51 PM. Reason : double penis]
3/25/2009 11:43:34 PM
damn, what a whore.a dozen boys, by the age of 14? in her trailer home? (they live on benefits in a trailer park)WTF was the mother doing? must be a whore as well.
3/25/2009 11:43:40 PM
A number of somethings.Ugly little bastards.
3/25/2009 11:44:16 PM
Alright, kid, you dodged a bullet.Now, put your head down, bust your ass, and get the fuck out of that place.NEVER LOOK BACK!!!!
3/25/2009 11:44:22 PM
The mother told the girl to say she was a virgin before this boy
3/25/2009 11:45:18 PM
yeah i read that.so the mother knew her daughter was a whore, sleeping with a dozen boys.what a fucking whore of a mother.seriously, some people should be forcibly sterilized.
3/25/2009 11:46:37 PM
lol, not surprised.
3/25/2009 11:47:36 PM
I feel so sorry for this little boy. Man was he duped by a whore.
3/26/2009 12:15:39 AM
I'm glad he gets his life back though.He can resume being a little boy and going to school, and he'll have an awesome story to tell all his friends in the meantime about how he peed on a girl to get her pregnant.
3/26/2009 12:22:32 AM
3/26/2009 2:11:57 AM
i love the lack of privacy laws in the UK
3/26/2009 2:24:53 AM
^^technically thats 1/year if she started fucking at age 9...which cant be completely rulled out imo
3/26/2009 2:30:54 AM
3/26/2009 4:22:02 AM
^Even though she only said "I believe so" when asked. That doesn't seem to reek of confidence.
3/26/2009 5:13:04 AM
^ all she said is "yeah"
3/26/2009 11:56:18 AM
well, good for him.he'll forget about it after a week or two of xbox.
3/26/2009 12:18:40 PM
this whole shitty situation makes me so sick.
3/26/2009 12:29:10 PM
The good news: You're not the dad.The bad news: You've got every STD known to man and a few undiscovered ones.TWW: Fuck you.
3/26/2009 12:36:27 PM
[quote]I’ll talk to him again and it’ll be the birds and bees talk.”[quote]damn man you should have had that talk a long time ago wtf
3/26/2009 1:18:40 PM