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aph319
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http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2009/03/26/exclusive-dna-tests-show-boy-dad-alfie-patten-is-not-the-daddy-115875-21227974/

Can somebody embed a Maury sound bite?

YOU ARE.... NOT THE FATHER

3/25/2009 11:36:22 PM

0EPII1
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i haven't read the article yet, but i thought the results were ordered sealed by the judge?

3/25/2009 11:37:21 PM

not dnl
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rofl

that chick is a sloot

3/25/2009 11:38:23 PM

aph319
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do you really think the British tabloids wouldn't go all-out to get this info? they're worse than the ones here.

3/25/2009 11:38:40 PM

LunaK
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wow, whore

3/25/2009 11:40:11 PM

0EPII1
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i agree with you there.

the tabloid culture there is very sick, i can say categorically, having spent some time there.

3/25/2009 11:40:12 PM

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3/25/2009 11:40:28 PM

Kiwi
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haha awesome, that kid can go back to living a normal life again and the ho will be ALL ALONE

Stupid bitch "forgetting" her contraceptive..

3/25/2009 11:41:19 PM

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ewww something else had sex with it too?

3/25/2009 11:41:38 PM

LunaK
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apparently "multiple" boys have said they slept with her

3/25/2009 11:42:10 PM

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she's a danger to children

3/25/2009 11:43:29 PM

aph319
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http://thankyoumaury.ytmnd.com/

Does anyone have the one where he dances to the mario bros. song?

(Found it)
http://yourenotthefather.ytmnd.com/



[Edited on March 25, 2009 at 11:51 PM. Reason : double penis]

3/25/2009 11:43:34 PM

0EPII1
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damn, what a whore.

a dozen boys, by the age of 14?

in her trailer home? (they live on benefits in a trailer park)

WTF was the mother doing? must be a whore as well.

3/25/2009 11:43:40 PM

Mindstorm
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A number of somethings.

Ugly little bastards.

3/25/2009 11:44:16 PM

BridgetSPK
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Alright, kid, you dodged a bullet.

Now, put your head down, bust your ass, and get the fuck out of that place.

NEVER LOOK BACK!!!!

3/25/2009 11:44:22 PM

Kiwi
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The mother told the girl to say she was a virgin before this boy

3/25/2009 11:45:18 PM

0EPII1
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yeah i read that.

so the mother knew her daughter was a whore, sleeping with a dozen boys.

what a fucking whore of a mother.

seriously, some people should be forcibly sterilized.

3/25/2009 11:46:37 PM

puppy
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lol, not surprised.

3/25/2009 11:47:36 PM

G.O.D
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I feel so sorry for this little boy. Man was he duped by a whore.

3/26/2009 12:15:39 AM

Mindstorm
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I'm glad he gets his life back though.

He can resume being a little boy and going to school, and he'll have an awesome story to tell all his friends in the meantime about how he peed on a girl to get her pregnant.

3/26/2009 12:22:32 AM

mdbncsu
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Quote :
" after half a dozen boys "


It doesn't make it any better; but reading comprehension is your friend.

3/26/2009 2:11:57 AM

DoubleDown
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i love the lack of privacy laws in the UK

3/26/2009 2:24:53 AM

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^^technically thats 1/year if she started fucking at age 9...which cant be completely rulled out imo

3/26/2009 2:30:54 AM

aph319
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Quote :
"Alfie insisted: “I am the only boyfriend Chantelle’s had and we’ve been together two years. I must be the dad."


3/26/2009 4:22:02 AM

ShawnaC123
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^Even though she only said "I believe so" when asked. That doesn't seem to reek of confidence.

3/26/2009 5:13:04 AM

EmptyFriend
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^ all she said is "yeah"

Quote :
"...and she went, ‘Yeah’, so I believe her.”"

3/26/2009 11:56:18 AM

GenghisJohn
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well, good for him.

he'll forget about it after a week or two of xbox.

3/26/2009 12:18:40 PM

punchmonk
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this whole shitty situation makes me so sick.

3/26/2009 12:29:10 PM

DeltaBeta
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The good news: You're not the dad.

The bad news: You've got every STD known to man and a few undiscovered ones.

TWW: Fuck you.

3/26/2009 12:36:27 PM

se7entythree
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[quote]I’ll talk to him again and it’ll be the birds and bees talk.”[quote]

damn man you should have had that talk a long time ago wtf

3/26/2009 1:18:40 PM

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