would really piss you off?I'm looking for some new material.
3/26/2009 1:18:02 PM
"How fat are you going to get?"
3/26/2009 2:16:03 PM
When's the baby due?
3/26/2009 2:18:47 PM
nothing offends me
3/26/2009 2:18:50 PM
"go back to work."
3/26/2009 2:19:39 PM
suck my dick faggot
3/26/2009 2:20:44 PM
based on a few of the active threads today, i know a few people who would spontaneously combust at:"eating meat is not morally wrong""eating meat is morally wrong""not all cops are bad people""all cops are bad people"
3/26/2009 2:21:47 PM
Have you seen my twitter/facebook/myspace stuff? Some of my best friends are black/jewish. __________ Obama ___________.
3/26/2009 2:24:30 PM
1) You can say that you have an obscene amount of money that you will spend completely on clothes.2) You could also say that you smoke cigarettes with your windows up.3) You can critique my parenting even though you don't know a damn thing about being a parent.4) You can write a sentence about how Obama is taking the 2nd amendment away.
3/26/2009 2:25:15 PM
Go Heels.
3/26/2009 2:25:28 PM
tell me obama is awesome
3/26/2009 2:28:34 PM
Why ould you want me to lie to you^
3/26/2009 2:31:36 PM
tell me that Palin is not a fucking idiot and McCain is not infringing on death politically and physically.
3/26/2009 2:37:11 PM
Tell me you love me.
3/26/2009 2:44:33 PM
Tell me that the God I must believe in sends all people who do not take all of the Bible at face value or interpret it completely literally or are gay, interracial, black, white, chinese, japanese, look at these...STRAIGHT to hell, do not pass go, do not collect 200 dolla, 1 million lira, eleventy six rubles, regardless of how kind, compassionate, giving, or loving they are toward their fellow man.
3/26/2009 2:48:53 PM
^
3/26/2009 2:50:31 PM
3/26/2009 2:55:30 PM
YOu could say just about any mean thing to me to make me cry.
3/26/2009 3:23:48 PM
3/26/2009 3:48:06 PM
i thought you were lazy
3/26/2009 3:51:18 PM
shawn johnson is fat.
3/26/2009 5:03:35 PM
tell me you love me.
3/26/2009 5:17:16 PM
"lay off the icing and give your hips a rest"
3/26/2009 5:20:50 PM
carry on a really cheerful conversation for a minute or two, and then say"Hey, do you know where I could get some weed?"
3/26/2009 5:40:06 PM
that the dancing pineapple is better than green monster
3/26/2009 5:42:50 PM
The dancing pineapple IS better than green monster.
3/26/2009 6:38:42 PM
"You remind me of me"
3/26/2009 11:00:36 PM