http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LQpRQh2KSQ

Anyone else find these commercials a little too sexual.....it's just kinda odd, considering the product.

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"I'm not doing that again........ We both enjoyed that....."

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"Put it in me Scott"

3/27/2009 12:54:18 AM

haha, I just realized that.

3/27/2009 12:55:19 AM

It's supposed to be.

Quizno's almost always does humor that's just slightly off.

Not so much awkward... just slightly off.

3/27/2009 12:55:30 AM

I really hated those fucking hamsters "EAT QUIZNO SUBS" I cringed everytime they came on.

3/27/2009 12:56:15 AM

Yea, I know it's suppose to be that way. It just takes me off guard every time I hear that voice say:

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"Put it in me Scott"

3/27/2009 12:56:35 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cG042nkReBA


omgah, those were awful!

3/27/2009 12:57:57 AM

lol, forgot about those....they were horrible

3/27/2009 12:58:53 AM

I loved those things

3/27/2009 1:01:45 AM

do they taste good?

3/27/2009 1:58:55 AM

I dunno, really wanna try one

3/27/2009 2:00:07 AM

Last time I went to Quizno's there was part of a plastic fork in my sub

[Edited on March 27, 2009 at 2:01 AM. Reason : t]

3/27/2009 2:01:08 AM

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"anyone else find these commercials a little too sexual"

only from a computer engineer...

3/27/2009 4:18:26 AM

Too sexual... no.

Too homoerotic, yes. The commercial was intended to be gay as soon as they voiced an oven as a man.

3/27/2009 4:28:11 AM

2001: A Space Odyssey $4 Toasted Sub Sandwich

[Edited on March 27, 2009 at 4:34 AM. Reason : And fuck that commercial with the hampsters.]

3/27/2009 4:34:33 AM

it's a cheap 13 inches, what do you expect?

3/27/2009 5:21:01 AM

Only four dollars?

Say it sexier

Only four dollars?

Sexier

Only four dollars?

3/27/2009 8:43:36 AM

Oven: "I want you to do something."
Scott: "Not doing that again...that burned."
Oven: "We both enjoyed that."

i admit it, i laffed...when he looks down at his junk, i $lol

[Edited on March 27, 2009 at 8:57 AM. Reason : $lol]

3/27/2009 8:51:24 AM

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"Too homoerotic, yes."

I agree. I'm not homophobic at all... I'm just disgusted by the idea of anal sex. What the fuck, quizno's? Why the fuck did you think this was a good idea? I mean, what is it?... 1 out of 10 people is gay? And only half of them are guys? So, for 5% of the population, you've made a commercial that repeatedly compares your oven-toasted sub sandwiches with shit covered dicks shoved in guys' asses. Yeah, that really gets my appetite up..... Plus, the commercial is not even funny or clever or anything. Total lose.

I will not be eating at quizno's as much after this.

3/27/2009 9:21:42 AM

ohh man, i loved the hamster commercials!!!

and yes, the commercial in question is a bit...awkward...sexually.

[Edited on March 27, 2009 at 9:32 AM. Reason : ew]

3/27/2009 9:31:37 AM

YAH, HAMSTA COMMUSHIALS

3/27/2009 9:33:38 AM

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"I agree. I'm not homophobic at all... I'm just disgusted by the idea of anal sex. What the fuck, quizno's? Why the fuck did you think this was a good idea? I mean, what is it?... 1 out of 10 people is gay? And only half of them are guys? So, for 5% of the population, you've made a commercial that repeatedly compares your oven-toasted sub sandwiches with shit covered dicks shoved in guys' asses. Yeah, that really gets my appetite up..... Plus, the commercial is not even funny or clever or anything. Total lose. I will not be eating at quizno's as much after this."

You, sir, are a dumbfuck.

3/27/2009 9:34:17 AM

LOL at the homophobes

3/27/2009 9:35:32 AM

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"I agree. I'm not homophobic at all... <insert homophobic rant here>"

Prefacing something with "I'm not _______ at all" doesn't meant that you're not. It just means that you THINK you're not, which is pretty much worse.

3/27/2009 9:36:24 AM

it's rather disturbing

3/27/2009 9:38:19 AM

only gay people like anal? what about the entire country of Greece? Didn't think of that, did ya???

3/27/2009 9:39:20 AM

^ Or Brasil?

3/27/2009 9:47:16 AM

if you can watch it in slow-mo.... when the oven is talking and it looks inside, for half a second there's a telescope from a submarine in there.. freakin weird

its right around the 6 second mark

[Edited on March 27, 2009 at 9:56 AM. Reason : time]

3/27/2009 9:55:21 AM

so how's it taste?

3/27/2009 10:32:20 AM

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"LOL at the homophobes"

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""I agree. I'm not homophobic at all... <insert homophobic rant here>""

STFU, you libelous idiots.
Being disgusted by anal sex is not the same as being homophobic. You total fucking idiots. I am a socially-liberal libertarian. That means I not only accept homosexuality as being completely natural and healthy, but I also support equality under the law (gay marriage, gay adoption, etc.) I have both male and female friends that are gay. I've been to parties where 90% of the people there were lesbian. I could go on.....

You fuckers are so fucking stupid and predictable. All you see is "I'm not homophobic, but" or "I'm not racist, but" or "I'm not sexist, but" and that's all you need to "convict". Did it ever occur to you that someone who is truly not prejudiced over something that simply wants to express an opinion that they think might be confused with bigotry and therefore makes such a disclaimer to attempt to not be offensive, might actually be legitimate? No. You just want to be funny. Fuck off.

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"You, sir, are a dumbfuck"

No, but you and your mom suck your dad's cum from your dead dog's asshole.

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"Prefacing something with "I'm not _______ at all" doesn't meant that you're not. It just means that you THINK you're not, which is pretty much worse."

No, it does not necessarily just mean that you think your not. You are a fucking idiot. Many bigots use that phrase, yes, and they are possibly in denial, too --your right. BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE THE PHRASE NECESSARILY MEAN ANYTHING. YOU FUCKERS ARE SO FUCKING STUPID. I HOPE YOU CALL SOMEONE A HOMOPHOBE ONE DAY AND THEY FUCKING SUE YOUR ASS FOR SLANDER. FUCKING MORONS.

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"only gay people like anal? what about the entire country of Greece? Didn't think of that, did ya???"

I never said or suggested that only gay people like anal. I'm not prejudiced against the mentally challenged, but are you retarded?

You all are fucking laughable. You accuse me of being prejudice and/or intolerant, but you are the ones that are prejudiced -- against innocent speech. You are the ones making assumptions of fact with no real evidence. You people.

(This is the part where you go on to suggest that this response is further "evidence" .... )

[Edited on March 27, 2009 at 10:36 AM. Reason : ]

3/27/2009 10:34:01 AM

shit...I thought this was another coupon thread.

3/27/2009 10:34:40 AM

^^Pwned

You had to explain why you didn't find the commercial funny and then you had to explain how you're not a homophobe. Stop. We don't care. The more you tell us how we got your goat, the more we want to get it.

3/27/2009 10:37:56 AM

LOL at the homophobes

3/27/2009 10:38:28 AM

As a girl, these commercials freak me out. I didn't really register the oven voice was a guy, I just found it all around creepy!!

3/27/2009 10:41:07 AM

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"The more you tell us how we got your goat, the more we want to get it"

I know. It's like you're all middle schoolers. Grow up. Defamation is a crime. You'd all be wise to keep your defamatory humor to yourselves, or one day you might find yourselves facing charges.

[Edited on March 27, 2009 at 10:50 AM. Reason : ]

3/27/2009 10:49:53 AM

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"I'm just disgusted by the idea of anal sex. What the fuck, quizno's? Why the fuck did you think this was a good idea? I mean, what is it?... 1 out of 10 people is gay? And only half of them are guys? So, for 5% of the population, you've made a commercial that repeatedly compares your oven-toasted sub sandwiches with shit covered dicks shoved in guys' asses."

I guess you've never had a girlfriend into anal.

3/27/2009 10:54:41 AM

^^I can see it now...

Judge: I find you guilty of the crime of calling the defendant "gay" on the intarnetz! 10 years in federal pound me in the ass prison for you.

Me: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

[Edited on March 27, 2009 at 10:56 AM. Reason : .]

3/27/2009 10:56:01 AM

have you guys seen that OJ commercial

where its just some mom chick dancin around the house in heels with some music playing all sexylike finally she winds up in the kitchen and theres a thing of like tropicana on the counter. She never touches it, theres never a glass and they never even mention tropicana.


that shit is genius

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

3/27/2009 10:57:29 AM

WHAT IS THIS QUOTE BOX SOAP BOX ARGUMENT STYLE DOING IN CHIT CHAT?

3/27/2009 11:04:28 AM

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"I know. It's like you're all middle schoolers. Grow up. Defamation is a crime. You'd all be wise to keep your defamatory humor to yourselves, or one day you might find yourselves facing charges."

The people that think it should stop at middle school are the ones getting made fun of beyond middle school.

3/27/2009 11:05:40 AM

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"I know. It's like you're all middle schoolers. Grow up. Defamation is a crime. You'd all be wise to keep your defamatory humor to yourselves, or one day you might find yourselves facing charges."

i, for one, specifically use TWW as my immaturity outlet

defamation might be a crime, but you'll NEVER, in the foreseeable future, see anyone on TWW in trouble solely for that reason...it will not happen, as there's no infrastructure in place to deal with who says what to/about whom...and i don't think there are too many people on here bitchy enough to make name-calling a legal matter

3/27/2009 11:07:31 AM

Willy Nilly - I think I have something that belongs to you?

3/27/2009 11:11:48 AM

^
lol... MY GOAT!!!

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"I guess you've never had a girlfriend into anal."

No, I have. I wouldn't do it, though. I'll admit that I stuck my finger in her ass, and she loved it, but upon pulling it out, I was so disgusted by the smell of shit, that I had to stop and wash it off.
I mean, we're talking about shit. Feces. Fucking gross!

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"I can see it now... Judge: I find you guilty of the crime of calling the defendant "gay" on the intarnetz! 10 years in federal pound me in the ass prison for you. Me: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

Actually, the defamation I was referring to is calling someone a "homophobe", not "gay". Also, you would be defaming the plaintiff, not the defendant. And yes, those convicted of defamation are often sentenced to prison. (It's not fucking funny, then, is it?)

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"The people that think it should stop at middle school are the ones getting made fun of beyond middle school called grown-ups."

Grown-ups -- Maybe one day you'll be one.

quagmire02

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"i, for one, specifically use TWW as my immaturity outlet"

[old]

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"defamation might be a crime, but you'll NEVER, in the foreseeable future, see anyone on TWW in trouble solely for that reason..."

I could see it.

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"it will not happen, as there's no infrastructure in place to deal with who says what to/about whom..."

Nearly everything on the internet is traceable. There is nothing to suggest that libel couldn't occur here, or that charges for it couldn't be brought. It could happen.

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"and i don't think there are too many people on here bitchy enough to make name-calling a legal matter "

I might be. Keep it up and we'll see.

3/27/2009 11:31:09 AM

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"I hate the quizno's"

I know me too.

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"What if I loved quizno's"

Then I might, also.

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"They toast dem hampstas?"

Wrong. Stupidest thing I've ever heard.

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"You ain't like toasted hampsta'?? You sir, are an moron."

An moron? Really? I'm an hero.

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"Oh snap, don't get all gramma nazi on me."

SmearPAP, just did.

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"Bitch."

You just noobed urself.

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"self-PWNT"

3/27/2009 11:35:24 AM

The people who made these are the same ones who made Viking Kitten and Gay Bar I'm pretty sure.

[Edited on March 27, 2009 at 11:37 AM. Reason : ]

3/27/2009 11:37:16 AM

3/27/2009 11:40:01 AM

DEY GOT A PEPPER BARRR


also, Willy Nilly, you're gayer than i am.

3/27/2009 11:41:22 AM

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"Maybe one day you'll be one."

Maybe one day your skin will thicken up.

3/27/2009 12:02:28 PM

^
That's got nothing to do with it. I was saying that this "speech prejudice" is fucking childish. It's not the name-calling that I take offense to. Name-calling is just name-calling -- it may be childish too, but it is legally distinct from defamation. (I call people names all the fucking time, but they're just "names", not arguments.) In this thread, people made the argument that merely starting comments with, "I'm not [insert prejudice here], but..." necessarily means that the speaker is prejudiced in that way. This may be funny, in a childish way, but it is different than name-calling. Simply calling someone an "asshole" or a "monster" doesn't mean you are actually suggesting the argument that they are an actual body part or mythical beast, but rather you are just name-calling. When I was called a "homophobe", that is not simple name-calling, because it was an argument backed up with so-called evidence. These are assertions of fact, not mere name-calling. They are expressly stated or implied to be factual. That is the kind of stuff that lands people in court facing jail time. It is not funny and it is wrong. It is assholes like you that, by taking it too far, will likely eventually piss enough people off that we'll end up with a bunch of crazy new internet laws. (And don't you even dare suggest that it would be the fault of the victims.)

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"In law, defamation (also called calumny, libel, slander, and vilification) is the communication of a statement that makes a claim, expressly stated or implied to be factual, that may give an individual, business, product, group, government or nation a negative image."

^^
Go fuck yourself.

[Edited on March 27, 2009 at 12:52 PM. Reason : ]

3/27/2009 12:47:57 PM

There you go explaining again. Stop. I'm not reading it. This is TWW.

[Edited on March 27, 2009 at 1:09 PM. Reason : Chit Chat no less!]

3/27/2009 1:05:29 PM

i understand sex sells but the thought of gay sex between a guy and an oven doesn't make me want anything from quiznos let alone a 12 "torpedo.

3/29/2009 9:13:45 PM