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Agent 0
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makes me want to yell out I AM THE MASSTERRRRRRRR OF THE UNIVERRRRRRRRRRRRSE

on the toilet

i am shitting like i have the power of grayskull in me

3/27/2009 9:35:49 AM

arog20012001
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anything "sugar free" makes me a little nervous. Don't want to get the cancers.

3/27/2009 9:36:50 AM

erice85
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anything "sugar free" is surely to give me the bombastic shits

3/27/2009 9:38:08 AM

BobbyDigital
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Quote :
"anything "sugar free" makes me a little nervous. Don't want to get the cancers."


hope you don't have a cell phone
hope you don't eat bacon
hope you don't drive a car
hope you don't drink out of plastic bottles
hope you don't go outside

because all of these things can expose you to suspected carcinogens.

3/27/2009 9:41:03 AM

arog20012001
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don't get upset because your fake sugar is giving you a tumor...

and no, I don't do any of those things. I'm a recluse, hermit who only drinks his own purified urine.

3/27/2009 9:42:37 AM

Agent 0
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i like to imagine that my GI Tract is being traversed by one of those huge "Chunnel" drills, scraping away and moving everything in their paths along their journey

3/27/2009 10:13:22 AM

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"anything "sugar free" makes me a little nervous. Don't want to get the cancers."


<---------Type I diabetic

[Edited on March 27, 2009 at 10:22 AM. Reason : I am gonna die of the cancer.]

3/27/2009 10:20:03 AM

Agent 0
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Grapehead would have appreciated this thread

4/23/2009 2:21:36 PM

BobbyDigital
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as would TurtleHead

4/23/2009 2:35:57 PM

Big Business
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We all have cancer.

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

4/23/2009 2:36:34 PM

Ragged
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we all have cancer

4/23/2009 2:51:37 PM

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Quote :
"i like to imagine that my GI Tract is being traversed by one of those huge "Chunnel" drills, scraping away and moving everything in their paths along their journey"


This is an excellent gem hidden in this thread.

4/23/2009 2:55:29 PM

Mindstorm
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^^^^^^ Not necessarily. Your insulin pump might malfunction in your sleep and kill you.

There's a fun range of ways for us to buy the farm.

4/23/2009 2:57:24 PM

Agent 0
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bttt

[Edited on July 8, 2009 at 9:44 AM. Reason : repaving my colon]

7/8/2009 9:44:39 AM

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http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=508708

7/8/2009 9:49:56 AM

TreeTwista10
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7/8/2009 9:54:20 AM

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