but what the hell. http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081226174833AA5LmiALMAO
3/27/2009 3:46:31 PM
old is good
3/27/2009 3:55:07 PM
new to mei would love to see the responses
3/27/2009 3:55:52 PM
The mother was a huge whore around that age, and she's trying to protect her son from herself.
3/27/2009 3:55:58 PM
^^ So click the link.Mothers like that are what's wrong with the world. I hope the poor bastard gets out of his house and can act without his mother actively snooping through his belongings.
3/27/2009 3:58:21 PM
I don't click links on TWW. I have learned that lesson many times over
3/27/2009 4:01:36 PM
well just google "secret girlfriend yahoo answers" then
3/27/2009 4:02:08 PM
This is a safe link. No eel porn, lemonparty, gigantic gaping assholes, or rick rolls.
3/27/2009 4:05:04 PM
yeah...see...its link-cop approved
3/27/2009 4:06:09 PM
thats pretty clearly fake or just thrown up there to mock evangelicals
3/27/2009 4:07:29 PM
thats what he wants you to think
3/27/2009 4:08:00 PM
...usually the most bizarre stories are real.
3/27/2009 4:09:53 PM
no wonder he stopped going to church. People who are bible bangers seem to have no room for love for someone who is gay. I hate it when people rely on their pastor to give them the answers. That is just straight up lifeless and retarded. What kind of retarded parent thinks a nudey guy magazine is her son's girlfriend's. What is wrong with teaching a kid about condoms? She must be catholic. What a rude awakening for this mom when she gets the word from him that he is gay. She would have wished he had a secret girlfriend at that point.
3/27/2009 4:10:03 PM
I think parents like this should be required to wear a helmet cam, so that the rest of the world can see the dumb things they do with their kids.
3/27/2009 4:13:18 PM
I was disappointed with the answers.People should have been less insulting and more sympathetic."Your son is gay!!! You're stupid!!!"
3/27/2009 4:17:04 PM
^^^ Part of the reason I quit going to a church I was frequenting for a while was because the assistant pastor was a remarkably closed-minded bible beater. The main pastor is fantastic and a great man who had the church doing great things, and the assistant pastor wasn't really a bad guy. It's just that I don't want to be a part of a church with a bunch of literalistic Christians who refuse to take into account the fact that the bible took shape around two millennia ago and that perhaps following its basic teachings is more important than following the exact, controversial wording.[Edited on March 27, 2009 at 4:17 PM. Reason : carat]
3/27/2009 4:17:32 PM
actually the bible is a collection of papers written between 3500 BC and about 100 AD...
3/27/2009 4:21:09 PM
Found ithttp://tinyurl.com/2g9mqh
3/27/2009 4:21:58 PM
^^ So in its modern form all those papers weren't put together until around two millenia ago.A generalization is vague for a reason.
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