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Fermat
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there is this loose tile on the floor at the door and people always stumble on it.
whats funny is watching how people recover from it. people over 25 try to kick it back into place and hold the door for the womenfolk

young girls will get downright offended and bitch about it to whomever has to listen to them

douchebags (this is the interesting part) douchebags will stumble and then turn around and attempt to menace the loose tile into running away from a possible fight. some even cuss at it and kick it hard. If they come in a group larger than 3 douchebags, i begin to worry for the safety of the tile because then everyone in the store is subject to the impotent rage.

this one guy came in and menaced the tile for a moment and i told him "that tile is a faggot, dude"

3/28/2009 9:36:35 PM

Ronny
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sweet.

3/28/2009 9:38:21 PM

twoozles
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i laughed

3/28/2009 9:38:43 PM

tromboner950
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Food subway or train subway?

3/28/2009 9:39:07 PM

saps852
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now this is the fermat i used to know

3/28/2009 9:39:49 PM

LaserSoup
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Video

3/28/2009 9:47:28 PM

wilso
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thread of the month

3/28/2009 9:49:17 PM

quietly
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Which Subway?

3/28/2009 10:05:31 PM

punchmonk
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add to my topics

3/28/2009 10:08:01 PM

rwoody
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this is like the one step in the student section at CF that is a slightly diff height than the rest

i've sat on the aisle beside that step many times and it is great at halftime and TO's sitting there watching people trip

3/28/2009 10:11:25 PM

aaronburro
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aha, I thought this was about a transportation system

3/28/2009 10:13:16 PM

Bweez
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"that tile is a faggot, dude"

3/28/2009 10:16:15 PM

jbtilley
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What about the guy that trips, falls, breaks something, and sues?

3/29/2009 6:46:54 PM

EMCE
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3/29/2009 7:23:15 PM

0EPII1
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if it were me, i would kick it back into place, to prevent other people from getting injured.

and perhaps i would actually remove it completely and throw it away, so that there would not be a loose tile anymore to trip people.

3/29/2009 7:27:22 PM

BigMan157
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i'd climb up on one of the tables and flying elbow drop onto it

that'd show it what's what

3/29/2009 7:46:11 PM

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