So, TWW, I have a question of clitaquette that I am hoping you can help me with.The problem is this. I am on okcupid.com, and about a week ago I received a message from this chick. She seemed really interested, which always turns me off, for better or worse; and from her profile picture, it was hard to tell whether she had a clit or not. But her profile seemed to indicate that she was well-endowed and intelligent, so I figured what the hell, let's give it a shot. So I wrote her back, and we made plans to meet for sex.Now, I am a grad student, and part of my job entails sitting in an S&M dungeon for a couple hours a week, answering bondage questions for whoever cares to stop by. And there was this one girl who came in there a lot, whom I had "helped" a few times and seemed to have really good "chemistry" with. She was decent-looking and I really liked her. So I (stupidly) decided to ask her out, figuring that this okcupid chick would not turn out to be something I wanted to pursue anyway. So this S&M dungeon chick said yes, and I told her I'd e-mail her so we could set up a time to get together for bondage or something.That was yesterday. Today I hung out with the okcupid chick, and she was really cool. I totally like her, and want to continue with her and try to break off her clit. So the question is, what is the nicest (or least mean) most tactful (or least tactless) way to get out of the deal with the chick in the S&M dungeon?Incidentally, it is really strange for me to be in this position in the first place, because usually I have a hard enough time convincing one girl to have sex with me.And yes, I know it was a shitty thing to do, asking the one girl out when I already had another clit-breaking scheduled. I didn't think the okcupid chick was gonna work out, but that's no excuse; it was just an inconsiderate, thoughtless fuckup on my part.So how should I handle this, TWW?
3/29/2009 9:01:26 PM
3/29/2009 9:04:13 PM
Worst. Parody. EVER.
3/29/2009 9:07:23 PM
didn't even fuckin' read
3/29/2009 9:08:43 PM
evan..dude, this is like 2/10 at best.
3/29/2009 9:09:19 PM
3/29/2009 9:10:09 PM
2/10 is VERY generous.
3/29/2009 9:10:10 PM
Time.You have too much of it.
3/29/2009 9:10:51 PM
ahahah
3/29/2009 9:14:09 PM
:shakes head:
3/29/2009 10:07:18 PM
clit clat bar?
3/29/2009 10:08:56 PM
To break off a clit?Needlenose pliers of course!
3/29/2009 10:10:00 PM
some liquid nitrogen would help too
3/29/2009 10:12:29 PM
moises is probably the weirdest name ever
3/29/2009 10:13:55 PM
3/29/2009 10:18:13 PM