will make you a better kisserjust wanted to bring this fact to your attention before i go to bedfree thread!
3/29/2009 11:17:00 PM
You whizzed on the electric fence, didn't you?
3/29/2009 11:17:41 PM
preparation H whitens 'em right up, I heard.
3/29/2009 11:17:48 PM
so that is where all the neosporin is going
3/29/2009 11:18:40 PM
I bought six cases of the stuff & still no takers, WTF
3/29/2009 11:19:26 PM
I hope no one actually does this Cuz that would just lead to development of resistant strains of bacteria.
3/30/2009 5:39:04 AM
^ You're so serious it's funny sometimes.
3/30/2009 5:40:53 AM
I mean I know no one brushes their teeth with an antibiotic even occasionally, but you never know with all the cleanliness freaks and psychos out there... esp the ones who carry around a bottle of sanitizer with them all the time and use it after touching anything that has been touched by other humans.
3/30/2009 5:59:54 AM
He's just saying he grabbed the wrong tube! And yeah, I don't use that hand sanitizer shit. If I get a flu and die it's for the best, it really is. Getting sick more often than everybody else is going to be handy when the next shitty pandemic comes flying around and my immune system takes it like a man.
3/30/2009 6:07:50 AM
I use bleach instead of Listerine.
3/30/2009 8:02:43 AM
i brush my teeth with baking soda and peroxideTAKE THAT, CREST AND COLGATE.
3/30/2009 8:02:53 AM
that must be a big goddamn tube of neosporin to confuse with the toothpaste tubeof course, saying this, i have quite obliviously pumped some hand soap onto my brush and brushed my teeth with that before on accident bathroom auto-pilot ftl
3/30/2009 8:18:31 AM
I've grabbed the toothbrush I used to scrub dry detergent into my mud/grass stained jeans and brushed with it before.Only afterward did I go: "Gee, why did that taste lik-- Oh god dammit..."
3/30/2009 8:20:58 AM