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FuhCtious
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...unfortunately, not everyone agreed.

Here's a link to a story about the coach of a youth girls' soccer team in Massachusetts. He sent an email to the parents before the season. His team, officially called Team 7, was to be known as "The Green Death". I'll include a small excerpt here, you should really read the rest.

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"Some say soccer at this age is about fun and I completely agree. However, I believe winning is fun and losing is for losers. "


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"And speaking of meat, I expect that the ladies be put on a diet of fish, undercooked red meat and lots of veggies. No junk food. Protein shakes are encouraged, and while blood doping and HGH use is frowned upon, there is no testing policy. And at the risk of stating the obvious, blue slushies are for winners."


Anyway, as a coach myself, I found this hilarious, because I have the same sense of humor.

http://www.patriotledger.com/archive/x575725578/-Green-Death-coach-resigns#email


[Edited on April 3, 2009 at 10:26 PM. Reason : m]

4/3/2009 10:25:53 PM

Vet2benf2
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fantastic

4/3/2009 10:29:07 PM

wawebste
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that shit is serious!

4/3/2009 10:30:13 PM

JBaz
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I too drink blue slushies.

4/3/2009 10:32:42 PM

roddy
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HERB!

4/3/2009 10:34:51 PM

JeffreyBSG
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"A girls soccer coach who told parents of his 6- and 7-year-old charges"


this guy is a straight-up nutjob

4/3/2009 10:41:00 PM

Smath74
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it was clearly sent in good humor.

4/3/2009 10:51:01 PM

Smath74
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I only expect 110% at every game and practice. We do not cater to superstars, but prefer the gritty determination of journeymen who bring their lunch pail to work every week, chase every ball and dig in corners like a Michael Vick pit bull.

4/3/2009 10:52:04 PM

PackMan92
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this would never have been a problem if the team was 6-7 year old boys

4/3/2009 10:53:27 PM

wawebste
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this is the coach they'll thank later in life

4/3/2009 10:56:01 PM

MisterGreen
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this would never have been a problem if the team was 6-7 year old boys Michael Vick wasn't mentioned

A team full of little girls doesn't help, though.

4/3/2009 11:27:55 PM

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