haven't been in this condition since i've been in college and not had my mommy to take care of me.

haven't ate in about 25 hours, but i just ate a cracker

4/4/2009 10:05:22 PM

you're pregnant.

4/4/2009 10:05:50 PM

Quote :

"you're pregnant."

4/4/2009 10:06:17 PM

stop eatin white ppl

4/4/2009 10:06:25 PM

i know and it's a boy, naming it bigego jr. [/sarcasm]

how long do i wait to try a second cracker?

[Edited on April 4, 2009 at 10:07 PM. Reason : too weak to ghost this out]

4/4/2009 10:06:53 PM

dude, i can totally be hired out

to be your bro nurse

4/4/2009 10:07:28 PM

drink some orange gatorade

4/4/2009 10:08:29 PM

5 dolla if you bring me some ginger ale

4/4/2009 10:08:33 PM

mofo im in the dub

4/4/2009 10:08:53 PM

ginger ale is the heat when you gots dat 190% tummyache

4/4/2009 10:09:18 PM

i know and i always had it after i get sick

4/4/2009 10:11:38 PM

Are you throwing it up, nausea, or the shit soups?

4/4/2009 10:15:47 PM

i was throwing up anything, including water and snot. haven't puked in like 2 1/2 hours so i'm trying crackers

4/4/2009 10:17:04 PM

take it slow, son

go with liquids, give it an hour or so
then try teh crackers

4/4/2009 10:17:38 PM

Try keeping hydrated (obviously)
In another day if you still have problems then you have a stomach bug.

I had salmonella a couple years ago and had similar symptoms for 3 weeks.

4/4/2009 10:18:42 PM

coke = good or bad right now? should i stick to water?

4/4/2009 10:20:33 PM

[GOOD]

4/4/2009 10:23:01 PM

miss your tony?

4/4/2009 10:24:58 PM

Quote :

"HAVE NOT ATE"

4/4/2009 10:31:13 PM

so anyone on the coke?

4/4/2009 10:39:34 PM

4/4/2009 10:41:37 PM

emce i no longer think positively of you, in fact i nothing you

4/4/2009 10:42:21 PM

eat a ton of broccoli....i ate like a lb after sitting over a toilet for a few days straight....that fixed the system up

4/4/2009 10:45:37 PM

not an option. hate broccoli and have none. too weak to go get some

4/4/2009 10:47:14 PM

I hope you feel better

you should go get some baby food and eat that

4/4/2009 10:48:30 PM

go for some kind of high fiber raw leafy green then

4/4/2009 10:48:45 PM

ginger ale > coke

4/4/2009 10:49:22 PM

ginger ale isn't in a vending machine though

4/4/2009 10:50:39 PM

sprite/ 7up?

4/4/2009 10:51:12 PM

coke is gonna make it worse. at best you puke less and end up shitting a lot. at worst you puke more and add shitting

4/4/2009 10:51:29 PM

my roommate already got me coke

4/4/2009 10:52:02 PM

bad roomie

4/4/2009 10:52:18 PM

coca cola or coke coke? lol

4/4/2009 10:53:19 PM

water or do i force myself toward getting sprite?
wait... theres a ginger ale in the vending machine down stairs!

[Edited on April 4, 2009 at 10:54 PM. Reason : n]

4/4/2009 10:53:40 PM

coke will help with a stomach ache - not the white powdery type though (haven't seen that in a vending machine in a while)

4/4/2009 10:54:55 PM

i don't have the energy to make it downstairs

4/4/2009 10:56:09 PM

^ go sprite, I've found it's harder to keep water down.

4/4/2009 10:56:36 PM

took a tiny sip of coke

4/4/2009 11:09:31 PM

ice chips always help when i'm hungover and can't keep shit down

4/4/2009 11:10:29 PM

sip 2

4/4/2009 11:20:44 PM

^^ice chips ftw

especially ones from the ED at wakemed cary

4/4/2009 11:38:32 PM

slightly larger sips

4/4/2009 11:54:48 PM

i'm finally starting to really eat crackers. too hungry to wait much longer, and i'm starting to feel better

4/5/2009 1:59:55 AM

you just need a steak

4/5/2009 2:03:09 AM

steak sounds amazing

4/5/2009 2:16:36 AM

Quote :

"DID NOT EATEN"

4/5/2009 2:19:11 AM

i think i might be fine now

4/5/2009 2:34:26 AM

Quote :

"UNPRECEDENTED TURN O' EVENTS"

4/5/2009 2:37:17 AM

i think zesta burnt my cracker

4/5/2009 2:39:14 AM

Set em up

4/5/2009 2:40:18 AM