bad, terrible, or worst idea ever?

4/5/2009 2:32:53 AM

one of the last two, leaning towards the worst, if she's that into it you're fucked in multiple aspects of life. and so is she.

4/5/2009 2:34:25 AM

i recommend ginger ale

4/5/2009 2:35:14 AM

Maybe if you lie to her and act religious you'll get some

4/5/2009 2:35:50 AM

what if i just don't tell her?

4/5/2009 2:36:33 AM

not going to end well...at all

4/5/2009 2:38:59 AM

ginger ale > orange soda

4/5/2009 2:39:56 AM

you've got some brass, son

4/5/2009 2:40:28 AM

i don't wear bras, i let my shit hang

pss why does this girl have to be such an otherwise perfect candidate?

4/5/2009 2:42:34 AM

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"dating an uber christian when you're an atheist"

4/5/2009 2:56:42 AM

this is only a problem if she doesn't put out... i'm guessing she doesn't. In that case, why are you dating her regardless of religious beliefs?

[Edited on April 5, 2009 at 3:03 AM. Reason : .]

4/5/2009 3:02:51 AM

i'm not dating her... yet

4/5/2009 3:04:27 AM

i repeat... is she putting out?

4/5/2009 3:05:36 AM

not yet but i haven't even in the proper situation to try. we're just talking, if i think she'll put out i might try it out for a month or 7

4/5/2009 3:06:56 AM

I had a friend who dated an uber-Christian
she wouldn't fuck or give blowjobs, but she would allow him to titty-fuck her...that's where she drew the line

4/5/2009 3:08:27 AM

if she puts out, date her... if the topic comes up just say you don't like to talk about religious beliefs... you will probably have to go with her to church at some point, I would not advise telling people you're an atheist there.

If she pushes it on you too much, maybe she really likes you and if that's the case just break up and have sex with her on the side.

4/5/2009 3:10:35 AM

if you get in dem jeans, you hit the jackpot. years of repressed sexual desire = total freak

4/5/2009 3:12:54 AM

church is boring but i've been there a many times

4/5/2009 3:15:28 AM

Is there a nicer word for atheist? What if you believe Aliens are God?

4/5/2009 3:57:30 AM

I don't think I could ever like anyone that's "uber-christian" enough to date them. Generally if I learn that she is I assume she's an idiot and I'm turned off like a light switch. It's a shortcoming, I know, and it would take a supremely benevolent uber-christian girl to see past my distaste for her religion and try to keep me around anyway, but either way it wouldn't work in the long run. When it came to marriage or children I don't see myself being okay with forcing her god into the situation so we might as well nip it in the bud.

And before you christians jump all over me, tell me you wouldn't feel the similarly about a practicing atheist/muslim/satanist/scientologist.


Then again, I suppose it's a possibility that there's a girl out there so amazing that I'd do whatever it took to have her, flying spaghetti monster and all.

4/5/2009 4:24:49 AM

How uber-Christian are we talking? Like this?

4/5/2009 7:15:24 AM

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"I had a friend who dated an uber-Christian she wouldn't fuck or give blowjobs, but she would allow him to titty-fuck her...that's where she drew the line"

then she wasn't really an uber-christian. actions speak louder than words.

4/5/2009 7:26:26 AM

Tap that shit if she'll let you. Then, whether or not that holds true, gtfo.

4/5/2009 7:38:27 AM

haha i just realized i said

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"practicing atheist"

you know what i meant

4/5/2009 7:51:31 AM

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"we're just talking"

ask her to be your girl or get over it already. you don't need months to lay a trap for this girl, physical and intellectual attraction is instantaneous. otherwise you are risking a trip into the friend zone.

4/5/2009 7:58:43 AM

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"haha i just realized i said Quote : "practicing atheist" you know what i meant"

hey man. it takes a lot of discipline and conviction. I just recently converted from agnosticism.

4/5/2009 8:21:42 AM

shit, i'm a christian, and i would never (hypothetically, of course) consider dating one of those evangelical nutjobs.

4/5/2009 8:28:06 AM

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"worst idea ever"

4/5/2009 8:30:41 AM

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"physical and intellectual attraction is instantaneous. "

lol, not always true.

4/5/2009 8:36:02 AM

physical is.

but intellectual can take time. some girls are just smart enough to fake being intelligent, but they can only do it for so long.

4/5/2009 8:47:32 AM

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"ask her to be your girl or get over it already. you don't need months to lay a trap for this girl, physical and intellectual attraction is instantaneous. otherwise you are risking a trip into the friend zone."

I met the bitch a couple days ago. i'm gonna work on getting a date with her soon, but it's not like i'm dragging anything out

4/5/2009 2:20:01 PM

oh look, another bigego thread about a girl he isn't actually dating but thinks he can bang

4/5/2009 2:21:58 PM

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"i recommend ginger ale"

4/5/2009 2:23:07 PM

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"oh look, another bigego thread about a girl he isn't actually dating but thinks he can bang "

hows that chick in your math class?


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4/5/2009 2:24:05 PM

haha, I wish the dinosaurs were actually in Jesus Camp. It would have slipped in so seemlessly that it probably would make sense to fundamentalists. I mean dinosaurs liked Jesus, right? Didn't Jesus ride a t-rex into town on Palm Sunday?

4/5/2009 2:26:44 PM

i too can make fun of other's religious viewz

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4/5/2009 2:27:37 PM

GTFO, or at least wait until she's given up the church stuff.

Not only will she want a ring before she puts out, she'll want to start having a dozen kids as soon as she gets married. Then you'll be getting sex once a year (to make another kid), poor, and miserable.

4/5/2009 2:35:11 PM

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"When that one gets pregnant, it STAYS pregnant"

4/5/2009 2:36:04 PM

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"hows that chick in your math class?"

i've said several times on here that bitch was a joke, thread was made for the lulz and it was delivering for the first few pages

4/5/2009 2:41:41 PM

fascinating tell us more

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4/5/2009 2:42:21 PM

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"GTFO, or at least wait until she's given up the church stuff. Not only will she want a ring before she puts out, she'll want to start having a dozen kids as soon as she gets married. Then you'll be getting sex once a year (to make another kid), poor, and miserable."

There's one giant question mark to her uber christian shell: she's a sorostitute. all sorostitutes have sex. that's just the way it goes

4/5/2009 2:44:12 PM

BigBusiness lives vicariously through TWW

4/5/2009 2:44:23 PM

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"There's one giant question mark to her uber christian shell: she's a sorostitute. all sorostitutes have sex. that's just the way it goes"

Most dangerous kind. They'll only give you BJs until they get the ring, then you'll never get another one, ever. All the baby batter got to go into the kid factory once she's got you tied down.

4/5/2009 2:46:51 PM

thats why i want a chick like lewoods

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4/5/2009 2:48:50 PM

being an atheist really sucks in the sense that it seriously limits my dating pool

4/5/2009 2:49:24 PM

well i figure she's very attractive and pretty interesting to talk to so i could take the bj and be happy with it for a little while, and if she gets boring on me or doesn't take it further, then leave her behind?

4/5/2009 2:49:42 PM

yep.

Or get her drunk to make it go further.

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Actually, I knew a sorostitute uber christian who was about the most pure and disillusioned college chick I've ever met. So, getting this one drunk is an iffy story. This chick probably would end up being the checkin-counter girl at the sorority house that none of the other bitches like

[Edited on April 5, 2009 at 2:53 PM. Reason : lkj]

4/5/2009 2:51:32 PM

You've actually allowed T-Dub to make you not date a girl you might really like because she doesn't act like a slut. Just do whatever you want. If it doesn't work out then fuck it.

[Edited on April 5, 2009 at 2:53 PM. Reason : hangover]

4/5/2009 2:52:43 PM

i don't get how you know she's uber christian since you've probably never talked to her

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4/5/2009 2:53:20 PM

But that's what it says on her Facebook

4/5/2009 2:54:09 PM