Where you are sitting on something hard with the middle of you cheeks pushed together and when you rip ass, it slaps out of the top and bottom of your crack at two entirely different pitches? It was an epic melody.
4/5/2009 7:44:59 PM
It would go up into the ol cooter before coming out
4/5/2009 7:47:07 PM
good point, chicks could do a triple quarf with a good baseline and a woodwind section
4/5/2009 7:50:37 PM
I'd have to clinch my ass very tightly to even get close to doing that.
4/5/2009 7:54:55 PM
not as hard as you would think
4/5/2009 7:59:46 PM
ever NOT double-farted?
4/5/2009 8:34:39 PM
evan tells me this happens only after you have been fucked in the but and get creampied?
4/5/2009 8:37:18 PM
no, then it just goes whoosh, thats one of the main reasons i couldn't be gay, i would never want to lose my fart pitch control
4/5/2009 8:58:58 PM
4/5/2009 9:03:36 PM
yes indeedyalso, it's always interesting when I have a boner and piss and it comes out in two different streams, at an angle of maybe 75 degrees]
4/5/2009 9:23:23 PM
thats why you just do it in the shower in the morning and hose it off the walls with a stream of water running off your fingertip
4/5/2009 9:33:06 PM
4/5/2009 9:40:40 PM
I recently had one on my leather couch that only got halfway out. When I stood up I heard the rest of the fart and freaked the fuck out.
4/5/2009 10:39:51 PM
why have a double fart when you can have one really long, satisfying one?
4/5/2009 10:59:28 PM
because its a one man symphony
4/6/2009 7:06:29 AM