all day today one of my nostrils has been rendered absolutely useless by allergies. no matter how much i blow my nose, it will not unclog. so my breathing is subpar and i'm getting tired and lightheaded by lack of sufficient oxygen to my brain. i'm considering using my daughter's nose sucker thing to maybe unclog it, but i'm not sure. things are supposed to come OUT of noses, not in. I feel like it's one step away from fingering myself in the asshole. should i do it? is it worth it?

4/5/2009 8:31:13 PM

do it

doubt it'll help much though

4/5/2009 8:32:35 PM

at first glance i thought that was for the butt

4/5/2009 8:32:39 PM

lol

if it doesn't work in your nose, try one of the other holes

keep going til you see jesus

4/5/2009 8:35:07 PM

use those neti pots

4/5/2009 8:54:32 PM

boil some salt water, and lemon juice

when it's nice and steamy, inhale it. if you're daring enough, you can put a towel over your head and create a steam hood

4/5/2009 8:58:23 PM

get some mucinex, that shit is great, and doesnt fuck your throat all up like claritin

4/5/2009 9:02:37 PM

if you have to ask....

4/5/2009 9:07:00 PM

http://www.cvs.com/CVSApp/catalog/shop_product_detail.jsp?filterBy=&skuId=385631&productId=385631&navAction=push&navCount=7&no_new_crumb=true

I have one of these, and use it regularly during the spring and fall/winter. Highly recommended for clearing out sinuses/nose.

4/5/2009 9:28:27 PM

i say do it...

of course, my son squirms like hell when we come near him with it, so i dunno

4/5/2009 9:34:56 PM