"WILL" drink 1X
"DETERMINATION" drink 1X
gets away with travel drink 2X
gets away with charge drink 2X
flops drink 2X

loses contact 5X
bleeds 10X

runs up the court like a retarded monkey 10X

4/6/2009 9:05:22 PM

sounds like that'll get you drunk quick

4/6/2009 9:06:11 PM

everyone will be drunk 5 mins into the game

4/6/2009 9:06:41 PM

Death by alcohol poisoning 10 minutes after tipoff.

4/6/2009 9:06:54 PM

gets called for a foul chug a beer

[Edited on April 6, 2009 at 9:07 PM. Reason : .]

4/6/2009 9:07:14 PM

thats actually a pretty good game as far as distributions of the various variables and penalties

4/6/2009 9:08:32 PM

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"runs up the court like a retarded monkey 10X"

you're fucked, that's every play

4/6/2009 9:09:08 PM

please add more

i have a lot of beer and i don't need to wake up til 2pm tomorrow

[Edited on April 6, 2009 at 9:10 PM. Reason : ^ i'm talking about the specific baboon-like run up the court when he's REALLY excited]

4/6/2009 9:09:56 PM

oh my

pretty drunk

4/6/2009 9:12:24 PM

cries like a bitch drink 15x

4/6/2009 9:13:44 PM

you know how they zoom in on his face when he's at the foul line...

how about a waterfall in between blinks?

4/6/2009 9:15:27 PM

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"how about a waterfall in between blinks?"

perpetual waterfall?

4/6/2009 9:18:01 PM

drink 10x

4/6/2009 9:25:06 PM

State is playing like a bunch of pansies

4/6/2009 9:28:10 PM

i'm glad i bought wasserbier

this could be a rough night

4/6/2009 9:28:11 PM

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"GOOD LUCK FUCKER"

4/6/2009 9:44:07 PM

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"spurtability"

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"lethal from behind"

4/6/2009 9:46:14 PM

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"cries like a bitch drink 15x"

4/6/2009 9:51:05 PM

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"20 point lead drink 20x"

4/6/2009 9:51:59 PM

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"21 pt lead - Drink like its your 21st birthday and try to forget it all"

4/6/2009 9:52:51 PM

I'M WASTEDDDD

4/6/2009 9:53:46 PM

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"you can't spurt-proof north carolina"

4/6/2009 9:54:34 PM

Gets pissy because he's not used to getting fouls called on him 3X

4/6/2009 9:58:47 PM

Tugs on the sides of his shorts after being fouled 4X

(may sound awkward but watch, he does it every fucking time)

4/6/2009 10:16:05 PM

i too do not go to unc

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

4/6/2009 10:16:59 PM

^^HE DID IT

4/6/2009 10:19:22 PM

cantt typpe anauymore, too druankk

4/6/2009 10:20:36 PM

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"gets away with travel drink 2X gets away with charge drink 2X "

fuck that, i dont want my stomach pumped tonight

4/6/2009 10:26:58 PM

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"cries like a bitch drink 15x"

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"cries like a bitch drink 15x"

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"cries like a bitch drink 15x"

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"cries like a bitch drink 15x"

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"cries like a bitch drink 15x"

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"cries like a bitch drink 15x"

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"cries like a bitch drink 15x"

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"cries like a bitch drink 15x"

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"cries like a bitch drink 15x"

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"cries like a bitch drink 15x"

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"cries like a bitch drink 15x"

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"cries like a bitch drink 15x"

4/6/2009 11:46:45 PM

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"Tugs on the sides of his shorts after being fouled 4X (may sound awkward but watch, he does it every fucking time)"

i noticed it too a while back, its whenever he touched the ball, not just fouled

4/7/2009 1:00:47 AM