1) wear something that has both dark blue and green in it. all the colors on your license coordinate that way.
4/7/2009 4:34:30 PM
now thats some faggot shit if i've ever seen itI'm Big Business and i approved this message.
4/7/2009 4:35:06 PM
Gay joke
4/7/2009 4:35:12 PM
congrats!
can you please use "colours" instead of "colors"seems more official
4/7/2009 4:35:46 PM
this has that 190% gay written all over it21 today evan? legends tonight?
4/7/2009 4:36:03 PM
evan's taking the time honored tradition of the birthday blowjob and turning it around 180 degrees
4/7/2009 4:37:13 PM
4/7/2009 4:38:11 PM
i've had two awesome drivers license pictures in a row
4/7/2009 4:39:33 PM
sounds like tonight will feature some mint julips and a whole lot of meat spin for the birthday boy
4/7/2009 4:39:50 PM
Evan "Power Bottom" Kinney will make his debut tonight at the Debutante Ball
4/7/2009 4:43:50 PM
dress up in a suit
4/7/2009 4:45:50 PM
you people always have to gay up my threads, don't you?
4/7/2009 4:46:56 PM
I'm Big Business and i approved this message.
4/7/2009 4:47:48 PM
sit up straightfor some reason i always lean to the left
4/7/2009 4:49:18 PM
^must be sippin that Lean
4/7/2009 4:50:43 PM
how old are you that you've had enough license photos to notice a trend in your posture
4/7/2009 4:50:50 PM
yeah i've never had a problem with posture, my pictures have always been dead center
4/7/2009 4:52:14 PM
that's because you're center of gravity is so low, your body has the same auto-centering mechanism as most first person shooters[Edited on April 7, 2009 at 4:53 PM. Reason : x]
4/7/2009 4:53:08 PM
huh?
4/7/2009 4:54:38 PM
hahahahahaI'm Big Business and i approved this message.
4/7/2009 4:55:22 PM
it was a fat jokeit means you're hard to topple
4/7/2009 4:55:47 PM
ohthose are getting old, you knowalso,
4/7/2009 5:01:27 PM
so is all the attention you draw to your fagosexualityI'm Big Business and i approved this message.[Edited on April 7, 2009 at 5:02 PM. Reason : man fuck all those center of mass equations from back in calc 3]
4/7/2009 5:02:00 PM
if you want to look like a thug just get really pissed beforehand
4/7/2009 5:06:03 PM
4/7/2009 6:14:06 PM
i was totally kidding
4/7/2009 6:15:22 PM
evan is a fat faggot queer
4/7/2009 6:21:01 PM
sorry but you asked for it
4/7/2009 6:25:53 PM
^^^i know, b. we cool.it also bugs the shit out of me that they call it a "DRIVER LICENSE"i mean, technically, it should be "DRIVER'S LICENSE"...but "DRIVERS LICENSE" still looks a lot better than the first option, though]
4/7/2009 6:26:28 PM