Fucking Polacks

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"A man was rushed to hospital after telling doctors how his best friend bit his penis off in a row - and swallowed it. 'He began hitting me with a chain and then pulled down my trousers and started biting. It was agony,' he said. Police and medics could find no trace of Marian's missing genitalia, and believe his attacker Wojciech Sowinski - now facing 10 years in jail - may have eaten it. 'If we'd had the other bit of his penis we could have sewn it back on,' said Dr Adam Domanasiewicz from the hospital in nearby Trzebnica, where Marian is recovering."

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Friend_bites_mans_penis_off_in_row&in_article_id=613133&in_page_id=2

4/8/2009 3:50:38 AM

yeah i don't have any friends where i'd get into a situation where their penis was in my mouth.

but if i did i would probably bite it because they were trying to rape me or something. i wouldn't swallow though because that would be gay

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4/8/2009 3:54:01 AM

Like you do.

4/8/2009 3:59:44 AM

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""I felt Marian was using his head illegally. I told the referee I wasn't getting any help, so I went back to the streets. I cannot defend it, but it happened and I bit his motherfucking dick off with my teeth and swallowed that shit like a champion." "

4/8/2009 4:13:32 AM

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"WORST BLOWJOB EVER"

4/8/2009 4:21:04 AM

People suffering from vowel deficiency do crazy things

4/8/2009 5:24:17 AM

They should chop the friend's penis off and attach it to the victim, if he so desires.

Best friend's penis who ate your penis on your body >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No penis

4/8/2009 5:40:52 AM

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"He began hitting me with a chain and then pulled down my trousers and started biting."

WHAT THE FUCK

4/8/2009 7:58:10 AM

I think he really should reconsider his definition of a "best friend"

4/8/2009 10:05:19 AM

in a row?

4/8/2009 10:51:45 AM

a row is a fight, money jones

4/8/2009 10:53:25 AM

haha, that is horrible

4/8/2009 10:59:11 AM

people are often told to "eat a dick" but it's pretty rare than somebody actually does it

4/8/2009 9:39:26 PM

get all your dicks in a row

4/8/2009 9:43:18 PM

^ No. Not playing that game again.

4/8/2009 9:48:42 PM

for marian... there is no again

4/8/2009 9:49:59 PM

4/8/2009 9:58:52 PM

So what do they do about his chopped off winky? Guy can't ever have sex again (for that I'd kill) but do they graft skin? pull shit together then poke a hole? WAT

4/8/2009 10:07:44 PM

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"DONOR PIG PENIS"

4/8/2009 10:10:35 PM

that wouldn't work well...pig penises are, I believe, shaped like corkscrews

he would have to find a women with a corkscrew-shaped vagina

4/8/2009 10:14:40 PM

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"DONOR HORSE PENIS"

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"BIG FLOPPY UPGRADE"

4/8/2009 10:20:09 PM

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"people are often told to "eat a dick" but it's pretty rare than somebody actually does it"

That's it... he must have told his "best friend" to "eat a dick". And that's what the "best friend" exactly did.

4/9/2009 2:14:59 AM

Damn why would he do dat?

4/9/2009 3:17:09 AM

I've gotten into a few fights with friends from time to time while drunk. I can't say penis biting ever came to mind as a course of action.

4/9/2009 10:14:44 AM

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"They should chop the friend's penis off and attach it to the victim, if he so desires. Best friend's penis who ate your penis on your body >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No penis"

is that your punishment for any crime? chop off a penis?

4/9/2009 10:34:59 AM

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"Cause you can't show up with 2 good legs and no dick."

4/9/2009 10:36:11 AM

^^ what the FUCK are you talking about?

any crime? NO, that's my punishment for THIS PARTICULAR crime. whereTF did i say "any crime"???

4/9/2009 10:47:07 AM

you suggested chopping off the penis of that guy that raped his daughter, and letting him bleed to death.

4/9/2009 6:04:08 PM

yes, and i hope you know that rape involves a penis???

i wouldn't suggest it as a punishment for crimes not involving penises.

if you relieve someone of their penis, or use your penis as a weapon, your penis should be chopped off.

4/9/2009 6:39:13 PM

4/9/2009 7:04:43 PM

wasn't that also you that keyed the fuck out of some dude's car for doubleparking?

4/9/2009 11:06:16 PM