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Wickerman
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http://www.meritline.com/usb-panic-button-for-office-screen-hider-toy---p-34582.aspx

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"Features
*A gadget that makes sure your boss thinks your are the hardest worker in the office.
*Just press the button and the document of your choice will hide the real activity.
*When your boss walks past, simply slam the big, red, James Bond style button. Up pops a pre-planned screen saver of your choice, from spreadsheet to company intranet, that acts as the perfect decoy when you're abusing company resources.
*No need to panic or frantically close down windows. Instead, you look like the star employee."

4/9/2009 12:29:40 AM

GroundBeef
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LOL A LITTLE OBVIOUS

4/9/2009 12:31:11 AM

MisterGreen
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4/9/2009 12:32:30 AM

wawebste
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THIS WILL WORK

4/9/2009 12:33:08 AM

Kiwi
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"SLAM

RED

BUTTON..."

4/9/2009 12:33:26 AM

BoBo
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It looks like, "Job, or no job?"

4/9/2009 12:35:00 AM

wolfpackgrrr
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This seems like a fail proof plan.

4/9/2009 12:38:42 AM

El Nachó
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I got one of those pieces of shit in my last Bag of Crap from woot. I ended up giving it to my brother-in-law, who's a cop.

4/9/2009 12:40:18 AM

dyne
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there was a "boss button" on the live feed of the NCAA tournament from the espn website that pulled up an excel spreadsheet when you clicked on it and silenced the feed.

4/9/2009 12:40:31 AM

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4/9/2009 1:04:33 AM

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"How to avoid being laid off "


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"not feel the need to use shit like this"

4/9/2009 1:27:46 AM

Rockster
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4/12/2009 3:59:53 AM

Mindstorm
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Best way to avoid being laid off? Have 10+ years of experience and be valuable to the company.

Any less than that right now and you're looking to get cut.

4/12/2009 4:04:11 AM

OopsPowSrprs
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Find a job that's not overhead.

100% chargable = 100% secure

4/12/2009 8:38:41 AM

iphotou
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"How to avoid being laid off "


resign

4/12/2009 8:39:22 AM

A Tanzarian
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4/12/2009 9:25:44 AM

Mulva
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Quote :
"I am too stressed out. Try again in a minute or two. -the Server"

4/12/2009 9:30:20 AM

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