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EMCE
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haha, this place is dead right now, so here's what we're going to do.

We'll have a roast of our most beloved wolfweb member!
It might actually be fun if my real friends show up.

Or, you could could just post crap that you think you know about me.

Either way, it doesn't really matter. chances are I'll forget that I made this thread in 20 minutes or so.




gunzz has very feminine ear lobes....because he moisturizes

4/10/2009 10:18:53 AM

Slave Famous
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EMCE's TWW career path mirrors Steven Seagall's IMDB career path

Use to be a blockbuster....now, straight to video

[Edited on April 10, 2009 at 10:21 AM. Reason : boom, roasted]

[Edited on April 10, 2009 at 10:21 AM. Reason : x]

4/10/2009 10:21:08 AM

kiljadn
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LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK

NEVER SEEN A DUDE DRINK SO MUCH CHOCOLATE MILK

SINGLE HANDEDLY KEEPS YOOHOO AND NESTLE IN BUSINESS

CHU GON DO WITH ALL THAT CHOCOLATE MILK

SHIT AINT THAT GOOD

[Edited on April 10, 2009 at 10:25 AM. Reason : .]

4/10/2009 10:25:09 AM

terpball
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EMCE LOVES CAVE BITCHES

4/10/2009 10:34:05 AM

qntmfred
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EMCE is silly looking

[Edited on April 10, 2009 at 10:35 AM. Reason : boom goes the dynamite]

4/10/2009 10:35:14 AM

Seotaji
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Most of EMCE's pals couldn't be here tonight. Half of them couldn't find time, the other half are *doing*

4/10/2009 10:35:52 AM

marko
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4/10/2009 10:42:12 AM

sd2nc
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I laugh more at Roots then EMCE's threads.

4/10/2009 10:42:56 AM

EMCE
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hey hey hey....

I only have two cohorts currently in the bing...

4/10/2009 10:50:08 AM

sd2nc
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I’d like to introduce EMCE, a man who's never said a bad word about any of his friends.


Because he has no friends.

4/10/2009 10:54:22 AM

dweedle
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I thought I was standing next to midget actor Tony Cox, but it turned out to just be EMCE 50 feet away from me.

4/10/2009 10:54:30 AM

GroundBeef
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EMCE got raped and he like it.

Some chick sat on his dick while he was asleep and he jizzed all over the place like a prepubescent school boy.

4/12/2009 2:44:52 AM

BigEgo
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EMCE is a black guy, but don't let it fool you; he has a toothpick dick. at least it gets in a lot of bitches mouths though.

4/12/2009 2:48:32 AM

vonjordan3
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I wanna be a roaster

4/12/2009 8:35:09 AM

cddweller
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I just can't bring myself to insult you, dude.

4/12/2009 8:36:10 AM

iphotou
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"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends."
- Oscar Wilde

4/12/2009 8:45:22 AM

OhBoyeee
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emce is gay

4/12/2009 10:51:05 AM

djeternal
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I'm not saying EMCE is gay, but he has fucked more black guys than Sickle Cell.

4/12/2009 10:56:08 AM

Scuba Steve
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I'm not saying EMCE is gay, but he has screwed more black guys than the Rockefeller laws.

4/12/2009 11:03:32 AM

djeternal
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I used to think EMCE was a douchebag, but then I realized that would require him to be near a vagina.

[Edited on April 12, 2009 at 11:06 AM. Reason : a]

4/12/2009 11:05:51 AM

Seotaji
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He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.

4/12/2009 12:12:55 PM

Larry Coker
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eggs?

4/12/2009 12:19:59 PM

Konami
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jesus christ

4/12/2009 12:23:02 PM

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