Knock knock.Who's there?Mike Jumbolianacopolaitsky.Mike Jumbolianacopolaitsky who?How many fucking Mike Jumbolianacopolaitsky's do you know?plz to post here.
4/12/2009 3:18:04 PM
What kind of cheese isn't yours?Nacho cheese.
4/12/2009 3:18:42 PM
What's the difference between an orange?
4/12/2009 3:19:09 PM
^?
4/12/2009 3:21:33 PM
whats the difference between jelly and jam....you cant jelly your dick down a girls throat
4/12/2009 3:23:05 PM
^^^ge^ gg[Edited on April 12, 2009 at 3:24 PM. Reason : ]
4/12/2009 3:24:25 PM
Do you like fishsticks?
4/12/2009 3:24:39 PM
^totally came in here to say that just now
4/12/2009 3:26:12 PM
A bear walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The bear says, "...........gimme a beer."The bartender says, "No problem. But why the big pause?"(not as good when written, but i always chuckle.)
4/12/2009 3:27:13 PM
A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is the Easter Bunny, and he isDEAD.The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry. A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over. She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong."I feel terrible," ! he explains, "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with my car and KILLED HIM."The blonde says,"Don't worry."She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny , bends down, and sprays the contents onto him.The Easter Bunny jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road.Ten feet away he stops, turns around and waves again,He hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves,hops another ten feet, turns and waves,and repeats this again and again and again and again, until he hops out of sight.The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands,"What is in that can? What did you spray on the Easter Bunny ?"The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.It says.."Hair Spray Restores life to dead hair, and adds permanent wave."
4/12/2009 3:28:01 PM
A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Hey! We have a drink named after you!"and the grasshopper says, "You have a drink named Bob?!"
4/12/2009 3:29:35 PM
So there's these 2 muffins in an oven.They're both sitting, just chilling and getting baked.One of them yells "God Damn, it's hot in here!"The other muffin replies "Holy Crap, a talking muffin!"
4/12/2009 3:29:46 PM
a panda walks in a bar and orders a hamburger, so the bartender gives him a hamberger and the panda eats it. Then the panda pulls a gun and shoots a random person and gets up to walk out. The bartender is like "hey panda! you cant do that!" The panda responds "Im a panda, go look it up." and walks out. So the bartender looks up panda in the dictionary and it says "Panda - eats shoots and leaves"
4/12/2009 3:38:07 PM
^^^hahahaWhen is a door not a door?When it's ajar.]
4/12/2009 3:38:53 PM
A couple was going out for the evening. They'd gotten ready, all dolled-up , dog put out, etc. The taxi arrives and as they start out, the dog shoots back in the house. They don't want the dog shut in, so the wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes upstairs to chase the dog out. The wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty explains to the taxi driver, "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother."A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so long" he says. "Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching and biting me as I hauled her arse downstairs and tossed her out in the back yard! She better not shit in the vegetable garden again!"The silence in the cab was deafening.
4/12/2009 3:45:00 PM
4/12/2009 3:45:57 PM
Now I get the 'orange' joke..... thxu Fhqwhgads
4/12/2009 3:51:36 PM
I still don't get it
4/12/2009 4:12:38 PM
^
4/12/2009 4:16:55 PM
4/12/2009 4:18:43 PM
ahthxusir
4/12/2009 4:19:55 PM
4/12/2009 4:19:59 PM
LOL. i didn't get it at first either.
4/12/2009 4:21:31 PM
I still think it's not supposed to have an answerthe laughs come from watching the person try to figure it out
4/12/2009 4:21:56 PM
A man goes to a restaraunt and the waiter brings him his soup. The man says "could you taste this soup for me" and the waiter says, "why? what's wrong with the soup?""Could you just taste the soup?" "What's wrong, is it too hot?""Could you just taste the soup?" "What? Is it too cold?""COULD YOU JUST TASTE THE SOUP!" "ok ok.... I'll taste the soup. Where's the spoon?""Ah-HA!"
4/12/2009 5:03:32 PM
lolz
4/12/2009 5:21:50 PM
that sounds like something i'd do irl though.
4/12/2009 5:22:35 PM
What do state fans and carolina fans have in common?Neither one of them went to carolina
4/12/2009 6:05:25 PM
^ah ha!
4/12/2009 6:41:51 PM
4/12/2009 6:47:16 PM
What is a toothbrush on a couch?a toothbrush on a couchWhat do you do when the dishwasher stops working?kick her]
4/12/2009 6:55:34 PM