he got into an accident and couldn't come to school. When he finally came back, his hair, which was black before had turned bright white.

He really couldn't explain it.

hmmmmmm.....

4/12/2009 8:08:23 PM

Once there was this girl who...

4/12/2009 8:09:25 PM

this one time at band camp

4/12/2009 8:10:04 PM

third

4/12/2009 8:10:54 PM

there... were... birthmarks all over her body.

4/12/2009 8:16:35 PM

Once there was this kid who

Got into an accident and couldn't come to school

But when he finally came back

His hair had turned from black into bright white

He said that it was from when

The cars had smashed so hard



Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm



Once there was this girl who

Wouldn't go and change with the girls in the change room

But when they finally made her

They saw birthmarks all over her body

She couldn't quite explain it

They'd always just been there



Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm



But both girl and boy were glad

'Cause one kid had it worse than that



'Cause then there was this boy whose

Parents made him come directly home right after school

And when they went to their church

They shook and lurched all over the church floor

He couldn't quite explain it

They'd always just gone there



Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

4/12/2009 8:33:46 PM

i sang this to a guy i worked with when he dyed his hair (yeah...)

he didn't know what it was, i felt stupid

4/12/2009 8:35:22 PM

the point wasnt to post the lyrics outright

4/12/2009 8:35:37 PM

nce there was this kid who

Got into an accident and couldn't come to school

But when he finally came back

His hair had turned from black into bright white

He said that it was from when

The cars had smashed so hard



Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm



Once there was this girl who

Wouldn't go and change with the girls in the change room

But when they finally made her

They saw birthmarks all over her body

She couldn't quite explain it

They'd always just been there



Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm



But both girl and boy were glad

'Cause one kid had it worse than that



'Cause then there was this boy whose

Parents made him come directly home right after school

And when they went to their church

They shook and lurched all over the church floor

He couldn't quite explain it

They'd always just gone there



Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

4/12/2009 8:36:27 PM

I knew a girl from Nantucket.

4/12/2009 9:08:52 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjIud8zYRbI

4/12/2009 9:08:59 PM

i *once* knew a girl from nantucket

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

4/12/2009 9:10:31 PM

Once, there was this kid who
Took a trip to Singapore and brought along his spray paint
And when he finally came back
He had cane marks all over his bottom
He said that it was from when
The warden whacked it so hard

Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm

Once there was this girl who
Swore that one day she would be a figure skating champion
And when she finally made it
She saw some other girl who was better [ding sound]
And so she hired some guy to
Club her in the kneecap

Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm
[thwack sound] Ahh
Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm

They got paid for their sound bites
And sold their TV movie rights

And then, there was this guy who
Made his wife so mad one night that she cut off his weiner
And when he finally came to
He found that Mr. Happy was missing
He couldn't quite explain it
It'd always just been there

Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm
Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm

4/12/2009 10:22:56 PM

^^ but I knew her more than once.

4/13/2009 7:59:09 AM

this kid.... accident.... no school.... white hair... no explanation

5/7/2009 9:45:42 PM

bullshit

5/7/2009 9:48:28 PM

no, not at all.

5/7/2009 9:49:28 PM