with my dinner

now my farts will keep vampires away (along with everybody else)

4/13/2009 12:51:01 AM

i know exactly what i eat

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

4/13/2009 12:52:34 AM

i have farted an entire bulb before... kinda like passing a kidney stone but thru your butthole

4/13/2009 12:54:14 AM

^

4/13/2009 12:55:31 AM

you're supposed to eat garlic with your mouth

4/13/2009 12:56:56 AM

You ate a whole bulb of garlic?

4/13/2009 12:58:10 AM

probably nearly 2 of them suckers

4/13/2009 12:58:43 AM

skin and all

4/13/2009 12:59:54 AM

they were roasted

4/13/2009 1:02:45 AM

you're gonna love my nuts farts

4/13/2009 1:24:48 AM

I grew some garlic from a bulb I bought at the grocery store one year. I ate one clove and that shit seeped out of my skin for weeks. It was stanky.

4/13/2009 9:14:26 AM

garlic = farts?

interesting theory

4/13/2009 9:31:08 AM

use plz

4/13/2009 9:34:54 AM

garlic is very good for you.

4/13/2009 10:07:17 AM

garlic farts can clear a room in just under 10 seconds

4/13/2009 10:32:51 AM

Roasted garlic squeezed out and spread onto some crusty bread with some olive oil is very near nirvana.

4/13/2009 10:34:44 AM

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4/13/2009 10:36:33 AM

Quote :

"i have farted an entire bulb before... kinda like passing a kidney stone but thru your butthole"

hahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

you should probably get that checked out. your asshole is loose.

[Edited on April 13, 2009 at 12:34 PM. Reason : eh]

4/13/2009 12:30:31 PM

Quote :

"garlic is very good for you."

i think that is a slowly dying myth

oh, and....

nigga, you gonna STANK tomorrow!

4/13/2009 1:48:18 PM