made himself a chit chat mod now. The nefarious ways of this guy never ceases to amaze me.What's he going to do next?!...Duct tape ducks beak shut?[Edited on April 13, 2009 at 8:13 AM. Reason : i]
4/13/2009 8:12:42 AM
QNTNMDUDE FOR TWW OWNER!
4/13/2009 8:13:37 AM
It's parenting practice for when his kids get old enough to talk back.
4/13/2009 8:17:27 AM
I have nothing against the guy. It's just that he trolls non stop, never contributes anything, and wears mismatched clothes on purpose. This just isn't fair.
4/13/2009 8:35:33 AM
^hahaha
4/13/2009 8:45:05 AM
it's the clothes part that really gets my goat
4/13/2009 8:56:06 AM
i hear that he disregards the clothes that punchmonkey puts out for him every morning just so can mismatch.sometimes... if its really quiet... and you listen closely... you can hear the faint siren of the fashion police... OOOOOOOOlaaaaaaaawdOOOOOOOOOlaaaaaaaawdseriously i love ken[Edited on April 13, 2009 at 9:10 AM. Reason : i type quite more than quiet... ]
4/13/2009 9:00:18 AM
I hear he pays too much for Poptarts.
4/13/2009 9:04:29 AM
compared to you, everybody pays too much for poptarts
4/13/2009 9:05:56 AM
4/13/2009 9:07:28 AM
that's not the fashion police. that's the sound of his dignity leaving the room, and shutting the door behind it.
4/13/2009 9:08:00 AM
EMCE, just because he hates black people doesn't mean you have to hate on him. He should own chit chat just like he owns my heart.<3 don't rock the boat
4/13/2009 9:10:00 AM
4/13/2009 9:11:39 AM
I am going to make a point to attend his funeral.And I'm going to bring a cake with me.and that cake will have "careless spender of money on pop tarts" written in icing
4/13/2009 9:30:27 AM
^will it also be sprinkled with bits of frosted poptarts?
4/13/2009 9:31:22 AM
nothing to see here, move along
4/13/2009 9:35:26 AM
i normally make it a point to not go to funerals... but this time... i think i may make it just for that.[Edited on April 13, 2009 at 9:36 AM. Reason : oh hi ken]
4/13/2009 9:36:37 AM
I have a bone to pick with you, Ken...
4/13/2009 9:37:53 AM
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UPI HATE YOU ALL
4/13/2009 9:39:00 AM
first chit chatthen...... THE WORLD!
4/13/2009 9:40:33 AM
4/13/2009 9:52:49 AM
qntmfred has my full support, even if he does pay too much for poptarts. we might have to talk about the mismatching, though...
4/13/2009 10:24:41 AM
4/13/2009 12:09:58 PM
it's rumored that he once broke the knee of a grasshopperthink about it!..grasshoppers don't like to have their knees broken.
4/13/2009 12:16:08 PM
neither do EMCE's... if you catch my drift...
4/13/2009 12:17:12 PM
last halloween he just went around in a mask, sneaking up behind people, and flicking their ears really hard. when someone asked what he was for halloween, he just said "an asshole"
4/13/2009 12:25:45 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPnv8UvKFzc
4/13/2009 12:26:45 PM
this one time at the zoo qntmfred was carrying his child and had a woman carrying her child walk up to himthe woman said oh what a cute baby you have!qntmfred smiled, then punched the woman's baby square in the face and said It's a shame the same cant be said about yours! right before kicking her in the shin and toppling her into the meerkat habitatwhat a dick
4/13/2009 12:29:42 PM
on more than one occasion, he's run into a horror movie theatre, yelled out the ending of the movie, and then left...making sure to pass gas in the aisle
4/13/2009 12:39:11 PM
I have come closer to loling at this thread than I have in about two months.
4/13/2009 12:46:31 PM
he's like bill brasky
4/13/2009 12:47:50 PM
Isn't QFred the guy who yelled "SNAPE KILLED DUMBLEDORE" in front of the movie theater last year?
4/13/2009 12:48:59 PM
he was the one that held up that sign that says "HERMIONE DIES!" at the hot dog eating contest 2 summers ago[Edited on April 13, 2009 at 12:54 PM. Reason : ]
4/13/2009 12:52:59 PM
I remember when he tried to burn down the atrium when they wouldn't put extra pickles on his sub.He is diabolical to say the very least. I heard he only got married and had a baby for tax purposes. Poor kid.
4/13/2009 1:01:02 PM
OH SHIT are we drawing battle lines? *puts on his robe and wizard hat* I'm forming a third party, the naysayers!
4/13/2009 2:43:11 PM
it's not listed on the main page... not that it's been updated since CrazyJ is a mod in all forums...
4/13/2009 2:45:39 PM
^it was up there this morning
4/13/2009 2:46:42 PM
I didn't want to have to go here, but.....Here is a picture that I took our freshman year at NCSU. It tells the truth about Ken
4/13/2009 2:52:24 PM
NAY
4/13/2009 2:53:07 PM
he once suplexed a rhino onto an innocent kitten
4/13/2009 3:02:34 PM
lol
4/13/2009 3:06:34 PM
There once was a man from Nantucketqntmfred slashed his tires so that he could never leave
4/13/2009 3:09:02 PM
*cough*I think that qntmfred mailed me some swine flu
5/12/2009 8:44:12 PM
qntmfred has promised to show me the secrets of the world.
5/12/2009 8:45:36 PM
he also has a book on how to become invisible
5/12/2009 11:38:08 PM
how to talk to animals, too.
5/12/2009 11:43:55 PM
and shoot MIND BULLETS?!?!?!
5/12/2009 11:44:26 PM