good/bad idea?
thoughts?
suggestions?

4/14/2009 1:33:14 PM

i bet you pussy out.

4/14/2009 1:33:33 PM

AWESOME IDEA

except i won't be young anymore by then

4/14/2009 1:33:46 PM

you mean the animal or the woman that preys on younger men?

4/14/2009 1:34:00 PM

good idea

however, b/c I plan on still being married by the time I hit prime cougar age ("divorce is not an option!!" inside joke), I would rather be a MILF.

4/14/2009 1:34:54 PM

^^either one sounds pretty awesome

i'm never getting married so i figured i would travel and be an international cougar!

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4/14/2009 1:35:05 PM

excellent idea in my opinion...but i might be biased cause i want to have relations with a cougar

4/14/2009 1:36:20 PM

you'll get married one day. i'd bank on it.

4/14/2009 1:36:27 PM

bad idea...they might be cuter but dealing with middle twenties again would just be unbearable.

4/14/2009 1:37:03 PM

^^probably. to make it interesting we should take bets on how many times i'm married. right now i say 3 but i may change that bet later

^i am all about angsty men though! and stealing v-cards



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4/14/2009 1:37:08 PM

Excellent idea. I warn the boyfriend that he's not going to be young enough in a couple years, and he might have to share.

4/14/2009 1:37:24 PM

honestly, i met a milf(told me she had a son as old as me) that was just like lewoods yesterday...she even had a gluten allergy

4/14/2009 1:38:39 PM

this thread is useless without pics

4/14/2009 1:38:45 PM

You don't need to be a serial monogamist, just find an open minded man.

^^ No MILFs like me, I hate kids.

[Edited on April 14, 2009 at 1:40 PM. Reason : ...]

4/14/2009 1:39:28 PM

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"i'm never getting married "

you're still young, stfu...and you might not be married or on the way to be because of statements like that

and cougars (that have high success rates) have money and are eye-catchers

4/14/2009 1:40:36 PM

4/14/2009 1:40:54 PM

^haha

4/14/2009 1:41:23 PM

RWAR-RWARRRRRRRR!!!!!

4/14/2009 1:41:44 PM

yeah thats a must have

4/14/2009 1:42:02 PM

<- Cougar Bait

4/14/2009 1:42:37 PM

4/14/2009 1:42:48 PM

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"cougars (that have high success rates) have money and are eye-catchers"

Fail. They only appear to have money. Easy to fake. Really, all you need is big boobs so they won't look at anything else.

4/14/2009 1:43:56 PM

^the cougar milf that reminded me of you had big boobs

[Edited on April 14, 2009 at 1:44 PM. Reason : .]

4/14/2009 1:44:28 PM

technically i am poor now but i have always been well taken care of so the money isn't an issue. and after the breast implants, liposuction, and nose job i think the looks won't be an issue either

4/14/2009 1:44:36 PM

who cares if a cougar has money? it's a one night stand.

4/14/2009 1:46:02 PM

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"that have high success rates"

that's why i said that


and trust me, you need more than big boobs...unless you don't care about the quality of little boy you are picking up to fuck your old dried up vag....and cougars are older so big boobs=saggy (unless they are paid for)

4/14/2009 1:46:20 PM

4/14/2009 1:46:35 PM

don't be jealous that you're too old for me

4/14/2009 1:47:40 PM

this might be the only time i'm glad i'm older

4/14/2009 1:49:35 PM

^^ haha

4/14/2009 1:50:03 PM

implants will be key. no one is interested in big saggy boobs.

4/14/2009 1:51:02 PM

<3 cougars

4/14/2009 2:26:20 PM

You have to be somewhat attractive and appealing to younger men for this to happen.


Sorry, you're not going to be able to follow your dream.

4/14/2009 2:29:54 PM

Yeah the key really is to stay in shape.

Fattys cannot be cougars.

Normal weight girls cannot be cougars.

You must be skinny and have boobs that are disproportionate to your size.

4/14/2009 2:39:10 PM

It helps if you have money too.

4/14/2009 2:47:39 PM

It helps if you're hot too.

4/14/2009 2:58:53 PM

4/14/2009 3:00:32 PM

of course that pussycat dolls song comes into my head

4/14/2009 3:00:53 PM

win.

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4/14/2009 3:04:22 PM

don't worry guys! plastic surgery will fix what the gym cannot!

4/14/2009 6:48:12 PM

you still need the bank to pay for the nip/tuck

4/14/2009 10:04:35 PM

instead of spending money on children...i'll be spending money on boobies!!! wooohooooo

4/14/2009 10:39:03 PM

^that's me, except boats instead of boobies

4/14/2009 10:39:47 PM

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"instead of spending money on children...i'll be spending money on boobies!!! wooohooooo"

An excellent idea. Seriously. Tits are way more fun than some annoying crotchfruit.

4/14/2009 10:45:35 PM

but they're not tax deductible

4/14/2009 10:47:04 PM

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"instead of spending money on children...i'll be spending money on boobies!!! wooohooooo"

The lack of kid damage also means less to fix. Boobies can't cost more than a couple years of daycare. By the time other people have kids in college you can be more plastic than barbie, drive a sports car, and still come out cheaper.

The DINKs I know all look and act younger than their kidded counterparts even without all the surgery.

4/14/2009 10:59:41 PM

lewoods is like everything i want to grow up to become.

wtf

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

4/14/2009 11:11:15 PM

oh lawdddddd

4/14/2009 11:12:40 PM

megan will make the best cougar ever

4/14/2009 11:16:44 PM

set em up

4/14/2009 11:18:27 PM