do want
4/15/2009 12:20:02 AM
the most sophisticated dildo EVER MADE
4/15/2009 12:20:42 AM
they sure are careless as hell in that video
4/15/2009 12:21:56 AM
that shit happens more often than you'd think, i've personally left a lifepak 12 on the back of a truck once which subsequently fell off onto the pavement came out finealthough they are incredibly dramatic in that video about doing so, haha]
4/15/2009 12:22:43 AM
wow thats pretty boring
4/15/2009 12:22:55 AM
Looks like it doubles as an early 90s boom box.And it should.Without such functionality, I contend that this product is in fact worthless.
4/15/2009 12:23:08 AM
that's a pretty cool looking boombox
4/15/2009 12:23:09 AM
haha yeah I'm worried less about their machine breaking than I am about imagining myself on the stretcher they're irresponsibly heaving around with shit flying off it
4/15/2009 12:23:10 AM
Those are some clumsy paramedics! I don't know if I'd want them saving my life if they can't even hold onto that thing...or stop it from accidently having someone water it with a hose.
4/15/2009 12:23:55 AM
jamboxI'm Big Business and i approved this message.[Edited on April 15, 2009 at 12:24 AM. Reason : ^ is water actually a verb? like 'technically' i know people water their flowers all the time]
4/15/2009 12:24:08 AM
4/15/2009 12:26:21 AM
Worth nothing without dat boombox capacity.
4/15/2009 12:27:25 AM
but can you browse tww on it?
4/15/2009 12:28:02 AM
^^it's got a metronome
4/15/2009 12:28:53 AM
whats the battery life on one of these things?
4/15/2009 12:35:40 AM
hey evan, do you do EMS or something?
4/15/2009 12:36:35 AM
depends on how cassettes you play NIGGA
4/15/2009 12:37:31 AM
does anybody have some latex gloves I can have?
4/15/2009 12:38:13 AM
^
4/15/2009 12:39:24 AM
well, you killed the fun fast
4/15/2009 12:39:50 AM
CALLED OUT
4/15/2009 12:44:21 AM
WHY SPANK YOU SPANKY SPANKERTON
4/15/2009 12:45:03 AM
hey bro, how'd that surgery go ?
4/15/2009 12:48:08 AM
fine, your mom no longer has "an enlarged" clit.
4/15/2009 12:48:49 AM
wdprice had surgury recently?[Edited on April 15, 2009 at 12:49 AM. Reason : oh evan for the cantankerous tumor]
4/15/2009 12:49:08 AM
4/15/2009 1:00:56 AM
4/15/2009 1:20:13 AM
where do you dock the ipod?
4/15/2009 1:21:50 AM
^yeah they're gonna let that fucking thing on a plane
4/15/2009 1:21:51 AM