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evan
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do want



4/15/2009 12:20:02 AM

Mulva
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the most sophisticated dildo EVER MADE

4/15/2009 12:20:42 AM

BIGcementpon
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they sure are careless as hell in that video

4/15/2009 12:21:56 AM

evan
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that shit happens more often than you'd think, i've personally left a lifepak 12 on the back of a truck once which subsequently fell off onto the pavement came out fine

although they are incredibly dramatic in that video about doing so, haha

4/15/2009 12:22:43 AM

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wow thats pretty boring

4/15/2009 12:22:55 AM

tromboner950
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Looks like it doubles as an early 90s boom box.

And it should.

Without such functionality, I contend that this product is in fact worthless.

4/15/2009 12:23:08 AM

wdprice3
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that's a pretty cool looking boombox

4/15/2009 12:23:09 AM

Mulva
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haha yeah I'm worried less about their machine breaking than I am about imagining myself on the stretcher they're irresponsibly heaving around with shit flying off it

4/15/2009 12:23:10 AM

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Those are some clumsy paramedics! I don't know if I'd want them saving my life if they can't even hold onto that thing...or stop it from accidently having someone water it with a hose.

4/15/2009 12:23:55 AM

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jambox

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

[Edited on April 15, 2009 at 12:24 AM. Reason : ^ is water actually a verb? like 'technically' i know people water their flowers all the time]

4/15/2009 12:24:08 AM

evan
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"haha yeah I'm worried less about their machine breaking than I am about imagining myself on the stretcher they're irresponsibly heaving around with shit flying off it"


that never actually happens
plus, it's a hell of a lot more stable with a 200lb weight on top of it, as that's what it was designed for... not a jump kit and a 15lb defibrillator.

also, that thing is worth more than your life a fully loaded lifepak 12 (previous generation, what most everyone currently has in wake county) will run you about $26k retail. i hate to even imagine how much they're going to charge for this thing once it gets reg approval.

4/15/2009 12:26:21 AM

tromboner950
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Worth nothing without dat boombox capacity.

4/15/2009 12:27:25 AM

BIGcementpon
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but can you browse tww on it?

4/15/2009 12:28:02 AM

evan
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^^it's got a metronome

4/15/2009 12:28:53 AM

wwwebsurfer
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whats the battery life on one of these things?

4/15/2009 12:35:40 AM

simonn
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hey evan, do you do EMS or something?

4/15/2009 12:36:35 AM

Mulva
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depends on how cassettes you play NIGGA

4/15/2009 12:37:31 AM

wdprice3
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does anybody have some latex gloves I can have?

4/15/2009 12:38:13 AM

BIGcementpon
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^
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"Make Your Own Popcorn Pocket Poonanny"

?

4/15/2009 12:39:24 AM

wdprice3
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well, you killed the fun fast

4/15/2009 12:39:50 AM

BIGcementpon
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CALLED OUT

4/15/2009 12:44:21 AM

wdprice3
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WHY SPANK YOU SPANKY SPANKERTON

4/15/2009 12:45:03 AM

NC86
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hey bro, how'd that surgery go ?

4/15/2009 12:48:08 AM

wdprice3
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fine, your mom no longer has "an enlarged" clit.

4/15/2009 12:48:49 AM

not dnl
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wdprice had surgury recently?

[Edited on April 15, 2009 at 12:49 AM. Reason : oh evan for the cantankerous tumor]

4/15/2009 12:49:08 AM

evan
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"whats the battery life on one of these things?"


depends on what you do with it. the batteries themselves are pretty damn impressive. there are 2 battery slots on the back.

if you work a full code, you're liable to kill one battery and more than halfway deplete the second one... but think about how much energy that is using, haha.

if you don't shock anyone, you can go multiple shifts without having to change out the batteries, although we always keep like 3 fully charged spares on hand (of course)

4/15/2009 1:00:56 AM

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"The Annihilator 2000 - America's Premiere Survival Home and Travel Total Security Unit. This weapon has a cd player, phone, microwave, and much more. Available only at Beverly Hills Survival Boutique!."


when it can all those things give me a call

4/15/2009 1:20:13 AM

Rockster
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where do you dock the ipod?

4/15/2009 1:21:50 AM

Mulva
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^yeah they're gonna let that fucking thing on a plane

4/15/2009 1:21:51 AM

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