and i see one of those blue signs that has what restaurants are off the next exit ramp. this sign has a zaxby's on it, so i get off the interstate. i pull up to one of the signs that tells you how far everything is and it says zaxby's 20 miles. WTF

4/16/2009 12:24:25 AM

attn: users that are worthless

4/16/2009 12:25:12 AM

that's pretty funny

4/16/2009 12:25:14 AM

what interstate? what town were you near or not near?

4/16/2009 12:25:55 AM

it was in indiana

4/16/2009 12:26:28 AM

waste of my time....then aqain if zaxbys is open....20 mile might be worth it

4/16/2009 12:26:40 AM

aha
depending on where you are, that makes perfect sense.

4/16/2009 12:29:36 AM

^^ only if it was Sunday

4/16/2009 12:32:08 AM

lol, according to their website there are no Zaxby's in Indiana....looks like they may have taken you all the way into Kentucky....lol

4/16/2009 12:33:02 AM

I hope you didn't really want zaxby's

4/16/2009 12:39:46 AM

There is some Hardees on the way back from Wilmington that is like that. They trick you into driving like 5 miles and making a bunch of turns. How you gonna get a sign on I-40 when you are that far away?

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4/16/2009 12:42:47 AM

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"How you gonna get a sign"

4/16/2009 12:46:23 AM

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"lol, according to their website there are no Zaxby's in Indiana....looks like they may have taken you all the way into Kentucky....lol"

yea i was near the border, thats probably what happened

4/16/2009 1:04:19 AM

gnarly skateboarder

or

no, really, skateboarder

4/16/2009 1:06:16 AM

I noticed that NC LOOOOOOVES to do this shit... claims its right off the interstate then you get there and its 5-20 miles away

4/16/2009 1:06:36 AM

^^ gnarly skateboarder

[Edited on April 16, 2009 at 1:08 AM. Reason : -]

4/16/2009 1:08:15 AM

i haven't heard the word "gnarly" used in casual conversation in quite some time.

i think it disappeared along with Saved by the Bell.

4/16/2009 1:10:27 AM

naggerly skateboarder

4/16/2009 1:11:00 AM

I already read it as nearlyskateboarder

4/16/2009 1:11:01 AM

ahaha, that's even better.

8.5/10, wwwwwwwwwebsurfer

4/16/2009 1:12:07 AM

more like

c u l8r boi

4/16/2009 1:15:55 AM

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"lol, according to their website wawebste there are no Zaxby's in Indiana....looks like they may have taken you all the way into Kentucky....lol"

4/16/2009 1:30:22 AM

...AND YOU SAW A BOATZ?

4/16/2009 1:30:50 AM

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"that's pretty funny"

4/16/2009 1:31:11 AM

^^^lol

4/16/2009 1:31:53 AM

this one time i was driving to New Orleans and i was in the bottom corner of Alabama and I saw a BoJangles sign and got super stoked

pulled off the exit to only find it was under construction.

that BoJangles is the only one i've seen that deep in the south; Popeyes rules that area

4/16/2009 9:24:00 AM

if it was around here, i'd guess it was 2.0 miles and some gnarley kid scraped off the decimal point.

4/16/2009 9:27:52 AM

Hey look, I found your problem...

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"it was in indiana"

4/16/2009 9:56:03 AM

Was this off of I-64 by any chance? I hate that deserted stretch of wasteland. You can go hundreds of miles and not see a taco bell.

4/16/2009 10:09:18 AM

what a great story

4/16/2009 10:11:49 AM

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"You can go hundreds of miles and not see a taco bell."

and i always thought that was only in a mythical paradise

4/16/2009 10:13:54 AM

^i thought it was that after you went to taco bell you could go hundreds of miles and not see a bathroom

4/16/2009 10:18:05 AM

^ it does seem like that sometimes

4/16/2009 10:22:03 AM

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"and i always thought that was only in a mythical paradise"

No, it's hell for me. McNasty burgers without a bun to soak up all the grease make me want to puke, and if you don't get the meat at taco bell you won't get sick. I've had to give up their meat for 3 years (has wheat in it) and have never had a bad taco bell experience after quitting their sketchy meat.

4/16/2009 11:27:10 AM

If you don't get meat in your taco you won't get sick. You're such a fucking tool

4/16/2009 11:28:18 AM

Yup, taco bell is the best food ever without the meat.

4/16/2009 11:34:56 AM

the only things on the menu without meat are bean burritos and cheese quesadillas...

4/17/2009 8:11:35 AM

i have driven from goldsboro to kinston just to eat at golden corral and buy some fishing tackle

4/17/2009 8:14:15 AM

This reminds me.... I need to go loosen my load.

4/17/2009 8:33:35 AM

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"the only things on the menu without meat are bean burritos and cheese quesadillas..."

Fail. Pintos and cheese, triple layer nachos, and you can have them substitute beans for meat on anything. I get crunchy tacos with beans all the time.

4/17/2009 10:26:11 AM

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"waste of my time....then aqain if zaxbys is open....20 mile might be worth it"

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"^^ only if it was Sunday"

and only if there was a sign next to it that said watermelon patch 20 miles in the same direction...


i just thought of a horribly racist cartoon, overly stereotyped black folk in a truck with no roof, doors or windscreen at a intersection with one sign pointing one way (churches chicken/kfc/fried chicken) and another sign pointing the other way that says watermelon patch.

a conundrum i tell you

4/17/2009 10:38:50 AM