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zxappeal
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...when it piles up outta the water.

4/16/2009 9:17:28 AM

gunzz
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i seen it

4/16/2009 9:18:31 AM

Slave Famous
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when the turd hits the bottom of the bowl before it snaps off from your ass and still has several inches of real estate to spare

4/16/2009 9:20:02 AM

ncstatetke
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....when you are unable to make it to the toilet

4/16/2009 9:27:43 AM

dustm
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when you feel noticeably physically smaller afterward

4/16/2009 9:29:32 AM

Stimwalt
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...when not flushing immediately afterwards would be hazardous to your health and others in close proximity.

4/16/2009 9:39:07 AM

Fail Boat
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From time to time I weigh myself before and after what I suspect will be a particularly great dump. I'm not a fat guy, so this isn't so impressive, but I've left 1.8 pounds in the bowl before.

4/16/2009 9:41:51 AM

PrufrockNCSU
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If I'm not mistaken, that's almost one full

4/16/2009 9:43:37 AM

IRSeriousCat
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^^i've done that a few times at the gym before going for a run, and it really is amazing what you can have in there. the really good ones that are large and in one piece i actually want to leave it in the bowl because i suspect the next person, while disgusted, would have to be impressed.

4/16/2009 9:58:00 AM

Ronny
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I took a shit this morning that smelled exactly like the pizza I ate last night.

4/16/2009 10:46:19 AM

DeltaBeta
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This is called crowning.

4/16/2009 10:56:00 AM

JeffreyBSG
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when it clogs up the toilet all by itself

4/16/2009 12:15:56 PM

Ragged
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i love pinching off a nice long loaf, th gets caught on the little cup, then breaks off and smears one side of you ass, as it slides to the side of the bowl

4/16/2009 12:24:08 PM

awwwwkenan
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my roomate leaves big logs

4/16/2009 12:35:42 PM

packfan09
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I'm his roommate...and yes i do. My greatest shit ever had to be about 14+ inches long. no joke

4/16/2009 12:36:53 PM

awwwwkenan
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when you have gas like this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyfg17DB-Es

4/16/2009 12:37:57 PM

Queef Sweat
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^^first post?

4/16/2009 12:40:13 PM

packfan09
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Yep...figured I'd break my streak of not posting on the best thread i've seen in a while...

4/16/2009 12:42:17 PM

0EPII1
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...when you get off the seat and almost start floating (or at least notice a spring in your step!)

4/16/2009 1:34:33 PM

redburn
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4/16/2009 1:38:19 PM

HiWay58
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http://www.spike.com/video/big-log-robert-plant/2479576

4/16/2009 1:38:36 PM

nrlysk8brdr
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4/16/2009 3:34:29 PM

erice85
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signed (presently)

4/16/2009 3:48:21 PM

Wraith
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Quote :
"I took a shit this morning that smelled exactly like the pizza I ate last night."


I farted a few weeks ago and it smelled just like the chicken pot pie I had for lunch. Crazy.

4/16/2009 5:25:56 PM

dgspencer
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when the turtle head is poking out of the shell.

4/16/2009 5:54:48 PM

dweedle
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i just dumped a log that was straight as an arrow and about 8 inches long

i stared at it for like 10 sec before flushing

4/17/2009 5:17:26 PM

BigHitSunday
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Quote :
"Damn nigga somebody put some water on that shit or somethin"

4/17/2009 5:17:52 PM

69
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the really long ones just come out, you dont have to push at all you just relax, let it roll, and try not to clamp off your sphincter for a premature loaf cut

4/17/2009 5:20:36 PM

FykalJpn
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dutch toilets have a little shelf to catch the poo

4/17/2009 5:21:38 PM

dweedle
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i could have walked away w/o wiping too

epic stool experience

4/17/2009 5:21:41 PM

jethromoore
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Quote :
"prairie

dogging

it"


[Edited on April 17, 2009 at 5:22 PM. Reason : .]

4/17/2009 5:22:35 PM

Scuba Steve
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4/17/2009 5:26:32 PM

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www.fail.com

4/17/2009 5:37:39 PM

JMONEY
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Quote :
"dutch toilets have a little shelf to catch the poo"


And then what happens?

4/17/2009 7:11:35 PM

fredbot3000
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it sits on the shelf

4/17/2009 7:55:52 PM

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