...when it piles up outta the water.
4/16/2009 9:17:28 AM
i seen it
4/16/2009 9:18:31 AM
when the turd hits the bottom of the bowl before it snaps off from your ass and still has several inches of real estate to spare
4/16/2009 9:20:02 AM
....when you are unable to make it to the toilet
4/16/2009 9:27:43 AM
when you feel noticeably physically smaller afterward
4/16/2009 9:29:32 AM
...when not flushing immediately afterwards would be hazardous to your health and others in close proximity.
4/16/2009 9:39:07 AM
From time to time I weigh myself before and after what I suspect will be a particularly great dump. I'm not a fat guy, so this isn't so impressive, but I've left 1.8 pounds in the bowl before.
4/16/2009 9:41:51 AM
If I'm not mistaken, that's almost one full
4/16/2009 9:43:37 AM
^^i've done that a few times at the gym before going for a run, and it really is amazing what you can have in there. the really good ones that are large and in one piece i actually want to leave it in the bowl because i suspect the next person, while disgusted, would have to be impressed.
4/16/2009 9:58:00 AM
I took a shit this morning that smelled exactly like the pizza I ate last night.
4/16/2009 10:46:19 AM
This is called crowning.
4/16/2009 10:56:00 AM
when it clogs up the toilet all by itself]
4/16/2009 12:15:56 PM
i love pinching off a nice long loaf, th gets caught on the little cup, then breaks off and smears one side of you ass, as it slides to the side of the bowl
4/16/2009 12:24:08 PM
my roomate leaves big logs
4/16/2009 12:35:42 PM
I'm his roommate...and yes i do. My greatest shit ever had to be about 14+ inches long. no joke
4/16/2009 12:36:53 PM
when you have gas like thishttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyfg17DB-Es
4/16/2009 12:37:57 PM
^^first post?
4/16/2009 12:40:13 PM
Yep...figured I'd break my streak of not posting on the best thread i've seen in a while...
4/16/2009 12:42:17 PM
...when you get off the seat and almost start floating (or at least notice a spring in your step!)
4/16/2009 1:34:33 PM
4/16/2009 1:38:19 PM
http://www.spike.com/video/big-log-robert-plant/2479576
4/16/2009 1:38:36 PM
4/16/2009 3:34:29 PM
signed (presently)
4/16/2009 3:48:21 PM
4/16/2009 5:25:56 PM
when the turtle head is poking out of the shell.
4/16/2009 5:54:48 PM
i just dumped a log that was straight as an arrow and about 8 inches longi stared at it for like 10 sec before flushing
4/17/2009 5:17:26 PM
4/17/2009 5:17:52 PM
the really long ones just come out, you dont have to push at all you just relax, let it roll, and try not to clamp off your sphincter for a premature loaf cut
4/17/2009 5:20:36 PM
dutch toilets have a little shelf to catch the poo
4/17/2009 5:21:38 PM
i could have walked away w/o wiping tooepic stool experience
4/17/2009 5:21:41 PM
4/17/2009 5:22:35 PM
4/17/2009 5:26:32 PM
www.fail.com
4/17/2009 5:37:39 PM
4/17/2009 7:11:35 PM
it sits on the shelf
4/17/2009 7:55:52 PM