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0EPII1
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P.S. She would soooooooooooo get it.

4/17/2009 10:54:20 PM

ScottyP
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mustache. you cannot un-see.

4/17/2009 10:58:56 PM

qntmfred
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Clearly they've never seen a plot of my mathematical abilities to intoxication level

4/17/2009 10:58:58 PM

bottombaby
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why does she make me think of BEUs Lady?

[Edited on April 17, 2009 at 11:22 PM. Reason : 's]

4/17/2009 11:21:26 PM

Str8Foolish
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"why does she make me think of BEUs Lady?"


because all chicks that advertise their nerdiness date down in a desperate attempt at reaching goddess status

patterns

4/17/2009 11:40:36 PM

Prawn Star
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I, too, appreciate cute chicks wearing dork-pun t-shirts.

4/17/2009 11:41:48 PM

Rockster
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she doesn't know her asymptote from a hole in the graph

4/18/2009 1:38:48 AM

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I'd let my slope-intercept cross through her origin

4/18/2009 1:40:23 AM

JeffreyBSG
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I went to a tutoring session drunk once...it actually worked out well, cuz it was the night the Colts were playing the Patriots during their would-be perfect season, and in my drunken confidence I suggested to the Indian family in whose house I was that we should all watch the rest of the game

The dad was like "Peyton Manning, he is good, isn't he?"
and I was like, "Yeah, but Tom Brady is pretty good, too"

but after that, the tutoring itself didn't go so well

4/18/2009 2:08:38 AM

GroundBeef
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I remember how to do derivatives but forgot how to do integrals, someone teach me real quick!!!

4/18/2009 2:14:08 AM

JeffreyBSG
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it would be better if you said you remembered how to do integrals but forgot how to take derivatives

4/18/2009 2:44:52 AM

Big Business
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I'd fuck her with my dick

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4/18/2009 2:45:55 AM

GroundBeef
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Actually I think you just plug in the boundaries into the variable and then subtract them.

4/18/2009 2:45:55 AM

Big Business
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yeah dude. you like bring down the exponent for that shit. then just subtract the limits (or if you're a fucking nerd you do all that (x+h) bullshit as h goes to 0

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4/18/2009 2:46:34 AM

BubbleBobble
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I don't see an image

4/18/2009 2:46:58 AM

GroundBeef
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OMG RD IS 26 YEARS OLD

4/18/2009 2:47:47 AM

BigEgo
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She would soooooooooooo get it.

4/18/2009 3:23:01 AM

wawebste
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wooooooooooould she?

4/18/2009 3:33:25 AM

khcadwal
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omfg a girl! every girl < 250 would totally get it

4/18/2009 4:38:41 AM

hershculez
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< 250 what? years old?

4/18/2009 4:41:06 AM

khcadwal
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oops. i didn't clarify. 250lbs.

the OP girl is well within the parameters.

4/18/2009 4:43:50 AM

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4/18/2009 7:14:08 AM

ShawnaC123
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I want that shirt really bad.


Math humor is teh winz

4/18/2009 11:27:17 AM

lopezlisa
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"I'd let my slope-intercept cross through her origin"


10/10

4/18/2009 12:10:40 PM

punchmonk
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^hahahaha....awesome!

4/18/2009 12:26:06 PM

OopsPowSrprs
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"she doesn't know her asymptote from a hole in the graph"


winner

4/18/2009 1:14:46 PM

Tarun
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"P.S. She would soooooooooooo get it."


pixtures??

4/18/2009 1:31:52 PM

0EPII1
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http://cache.fimservecdn.com/contents/760/288/288760/derive_160by600_3.jpg

4/23/2009 5:52:15 PM

Big Business
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I'd jizz all over her mustache

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4/23/2009 5:53:29 PM

0EPII1
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4/23/2009 6:04:34 PM

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