I'm scared of the blade.

4/18/2009 3:11:32 PM

disconnect the boot from the spark plug if you are that worried.

4/18/2009 3:12:58 PM

I did. I'm still scared.

Haven't you ever seen terminator?

[Edited on April 18, 2009 at 3:13 PM. Reason : s]

4/18/2009 3:13:23 PM

there is only one course of action
remove the flux capacitor.

4/18/2009 3:14:25 PM

I ran it until it was out of gas but when I flipped it on its side, I could see that it was still alive. waiting.

4/18/2009 3:15:35 PM

preemptive strike. kill it before it kills you.

4/18/2009 3:16:54 PM

4/18/2009 3:26:18 PM

Jeremy Gibralter isn't afraid of shit

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4/18/2009 3:26:52 PM

the lawnmower has become self aware

4/18/2009 3:41:27 PM

pussies, whiny pussies!!

4/18/2009 3:42:05 PM

Maybe I am, but at least I still have my hands!!

4/18/2009 3:42:52 PM

like i said

4/18/2009 3:44:05 PM

Now I'm wondering if maybe I shouldn't have smashed my lawnmower

4/18/2009 3:46:18 PM

Some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a kaiser blade.

4/18/2009 3:55:59 PM

I just stuck my hand in there and pulled the shit out all the time when I cut lawns in high school

the blade isn't going anywhere... and even if it did start up all of the sudden most lawnmowers putter for a few seconds. long enough, anyway, for you to pull your mangled but attached hand out.

4/18/2009 3:57:31 PM

I did the same thing in high school, but since then I've developed a certain fondness for my limbs.

4/18/2009 4:07:42 PM

paging joe#s

4/18/2009 4:08:59 PM

i'm tryin to make this into sexual innuendo but i can't

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4/18/2009 4:09:47 PM

I doubt a mower has enough oomph to cut through your hand/wrist. Someone else try that out and let me know.

4/18/2009 4:12:23 PM

have you seen toxic avenger?

the shit lawnmowers can do.. man

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4/18/2009 4:13:27 PM

my craftsman has a place a plug a hose in the top of the deck to clean out the grass. haven't tried it tho

4/18/2009 4:21:22 PM

My Dad lost half of his middle finger on one hand when he was a teenager from doing this. Apparently he was mowing damp grass with an electric (and weak) lawnmower, and whenever it would get clogged he'd push the clog through to get it going again. Well, I guess he messed up and put his hand too far in once.

So now on one hand his middle finger doesn't really have a knuckle.

4/18/2009 4:24:11 PM

Quote :

"Well, I guess he messed up and put his hand too far in once."

I've gotten slapped for that too.

4/18/2009 4:24:51 PM

ronny set it up
josh slammed it down

4/18/2009 4:30:41 PM

Count it!

4/18/2009 4:32:16 PM

really good mowers spin the blades fast enough that they don't get those buildups

4/18/2009 4:35:03 PM

it has nothing to do with quality

it's how much throttle you put to the engine

run it faster, the blade spins faster, but it uses more gas

4/18/2009 5:01:55 PM

i'm talking professional, son

spin a cheap mower at WOT and a professional mower at WOT and you'll still have buildups on the cheap one, but not on a high quality mower

4/18/2009 5:12:41 PM

My small engines teacher in middle school had a friend who fixed the blade on his mower and stuck his hand under the mower to see if the blade was turning. He only has 2 fingers on that hand now.

4/18/2009 5:51:03 PM

Don't leave me hanging! Was the blade turning or not?!

4/18/2009 6:15:51 PM

I always thought that starting a lawn-mower, flipping it over and then jumping onto it would be one of the most baller ways to commit suicide

preferably in a public place

4/18/2009 7:51:41 PM

^ unless you jumped head first, that wouldn't kill you. It'd just hurt REALLY badly.

4/18/2009 7:57:26 PM

Quote :

"really good mowers spin the blades fast enough that they don't get those buildups"

not everyone has the money for a SCAG SFW money, bags.

[Edited on April 18, 2009 at 7:58 PM. Reason : fg]

4/18/2009 7:58:07 PM

^^
maybe if you got a really powerful lawn-mower, it would do the job
that would be a good question to ask the folks at Home Depot

4/18/2009 8:00:42 PM

if youre that paranoid, drive up on the ditch, and spray the shit out of there

but if it does come alive, maybe its a good machine like WALL E

4/18/2009 10:23:07 PM

For a nominal fee, you can pay me to do this.

4/18/2009 10:27:29 PM

what you need is a dixie chopper

4/18/2009 10:28:18 PM

yeah those 180 turn things are great

till you have to fix the turn assembly thing

4/18/2009 10:30:31 PM

^ that is not just a a zero turn mower you flaming homo, that is a dixie chopper

its like throwing a pinto in the same category as a mclaren



and there's no "turn assembly thing"

its a damn hydraulic pump, two valves, and two motors, very simple system

[Edited on April 18, 2009 at 10:35 PM. Reason : :carlface:]

4/18/2009 10:33:45 PM

It's almost as bad as sticking your hand down a garbage disposal to get something out. You know it's off but it's just a switch away from ruining your fucking life.

4/18/2009 10:35:20 PM

and its still gonna be a bitch the first time it breaks, you fudge packing faggot

4/18/2009 10:36:18 PM

What's wrong with just spraying it out with a garden hose? That's what I did when I mowed in high school w/ my grandpa.

4/18/2009 10:36:23 PM

^^^^^yeh, you dumb shit. listen to what ^^^^ says. ^^^^ knows it all, you don't know shit. ^^^^ has all the answers, you're just another shitfuck wasting oxygen. if it was up to ^^^^, ^^^^ would use you as a fucking shitrag

[Edited on April 18, 2009 at 10:37 PM. Reason : .]

4/18/2009 10:36:55 PM

look mother fucker

i do what i fucking want

4/18/2009 10:37:48 PM

man that would have been so much better if I would have gotten in before all of those morons

4/18/2009 10:39:01 PM

Quote :

"and its still gonna be a bitch the first time it breaks"

point is, it doesnt break, its all fluid driven, very few mechanical parts, nothing to wear

that makes as much sense as saying, that new car is nice, but the first time it rapes your daughter, its gonna suck

4/18/2009 10:39:11 PM

FUCK YEH

4/18/2009 10:40:41 PM

everything breaks, just these things wait until the warranty is long gone

^^if it has a stick, you'd be amazed

but she aint gonna call rape

4/18/2009 10:40:59 PM

considering it has better reliability, it is easier to replace components and parts are cheaper than a standard transaxle, what the fuck is your point?

4/18/2009 10:43:07 PM

yeh, wtf is your point?

4/18/2009 10:43:39 PM