but not appear dirty:

Bowling

4/19/2009 6:26:45 PM

i was going to say sand until i read the rest of the thread topic
but im still saying it
i fucking hate sand

4/19/2009 6:27:49 PM

Touching doorknobs.

4/19/2009 6:27:52 PM

Pumping gas

4/19/2009 6:28:09 PM

^That's a good one too.

4/19/2009 6:28:30 PM

Packing tape...
...like having to peel a lot off of a box. The residue will stay on your hands all day and requires way to much scrubbing to get off.

4/19/2009 6:29:06 PM

Fingerbanging

4/19/2009 6:29:12 PM

-eating a burger that has a lotta ketchup and wiping your hands w/ a napkin

-handling rubber bands

-grabbing that metal pipe that you hang clothes on in a closet

-holding loose change for a minute

[Edited on April 19, 2009 at 6:30 PM. Reason : ]

4/19/2009 6:29:16 PM

raw chicken/hamburger

4/19/2009 6:29:54 PM

taking off exam gloves

4/19/2009 6:30:10 PM

cleaning/gutting fish

4/19/2009 6:30:23 PM

obsessive compulsive disorder

4/19/2009 6:33:15 PM

I think bowling tops them all for me. ..makes your hands feel so clammy and disgusting

4/19/2009 6:33:32 PM

4/19/2009 6:36:07 PM

painting with wood stain

even after washing your hands, they'll feel really grimy


*washing your hands with cooking oil instead of soap will take it off pretty easily

4/19/2009 6:40:03 PM

gardening!

4/19/2009 6:40:27 PM

coins

4/19/2009 7:01:32 PM

petting a stinky dog

4/19/2009 7:11:12 PM

eating peel and eat shrimp

4/19/2009 7:29:52 PM

Rubbing cock.

4/19/2009 7:30:52 PM

CONNECT FOUR

4/19/2009 7:32:09 PM

Rubbing vajayjay.
(but no insertion. mkay.)

4/19/2009 7:32:51 PM

office keyboards, computer lab keyboards

4/19/2009 7:49:13 PM

touching children.


(no perv)

4/19/2009 7:52:24 PM

water based lubricant

4/19/2009 7:52:41 PM

murder

4/19/2009 8:06:40 PM

handling change, especially pennies

4/19/2009 8:07:25 PM

Quote :

"touching children. (no perv)"

hahaa seriously crotchspawn are gross

4/19/2009 8:09:53 PM

shaking hands w/ homeless people

4/19/2009 8:36:08 PM

ugh, money of any form, but I would dollar bills the most.

Imagine how many strippers' g-strings your $1 has been in!!! (female AND male)

4/19/2009 8:37:29 PM

and picking up a snake - bc they smell awful when they get pissed

[Edited on April 19, 2009 at 8:38 PM. Reason : wild ones]

4/19/2009 8:38:06 PM

probably actually not that many

the lifespan of a dollar bill is only about a year and a half

4/19/2009 8:39:00 PM

but imagine how many strip clubs a $1 could visit in a year and a half...

4/19/2009 8:40:14 PM

i don't know, i just don't think that's as prevalent as you think

4/19/2009 8:40:56 PM

+1 on the stinky dog, or one that is really matted and dirty. I usually just pet with my fingertips if I notice the dog is gross to the supreme...

4/19/2009 8:48:14 PM

sugar or anything sticky when on your hands

4/19/2009 8:50:46 PM

petting dogs
(but for whatever reason, not cats)

4/19/2009 8:58:16 PM

Going to the gym and touching all the barbells

4/19/2009 8:59:39 PM

pennies


i cannot STAND the smell of pennies...


ugh

4/19/2009 9:20:01 PM

Quote :

"pennies i cannot STAND the smell of pennies... ugh "

4/19/2009 9:21:37 PM

yeah


that too

4/19/2009 9:23:00 PM

touching a public restroom door

4/19/2009 9:33:12 PM

dry skin just makes my hands feel dirty. that probably doesn't count, but whenever my hands are dried out (like after washing dishes or something) they feel yicky.

also, rides at the state fair (or anything you touch there really)

4/19/2009 10:26:50 PM

http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=60669&title=ass-pennies

4/19/2009 10:29:40 PM

using a landline phone thats not in your house. mostly a payphone, i had to use one once a few months ago.. it touched my ear

4/19/2009 10:32:57 PM

i hate when you wipe but you still feel like you missed 3 pounds of poo, and it feels like you got mudbutt running all down your leg, but you look and theres nothing on the back of your legs, and continued wiping results in just white tissue paper.

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4/19/2009 10:33:10 PM

Big Business

4/19/2009 10:38:15 PM

doing acid

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4/19/2009 10:49:16 PM

coolant

4/19/2009 11:10:13 PM

set em up

4/20/2009 2:58:03 PM