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wolfpackgrrr
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The original list is really long so I've truncated it some

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Things that are absolutely mandatory:

*Reasonably Athletic (not looking for an olympiad or anything, but she should keep up with me biking/hiking/doing other crazy shit. I put in a bit of effort to keep myself in reasonable shape, I would appreciate the other person makes that same effort)
*Accepts my dorkiness (let's face it... I get excited about building computers and writing software)


vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
*HAS HER FUCKING LIFE AND CAREER TOGETHER (I'm fucking tired of girls that are always hitting me up for money. Ambition and drive are sexy. Not looking for a millionaire, but someone who has a good career that can have a nice life on their own. I want a girl that is my peer, not somebody is with me because they need to be. Somebody who is with me because they have everything else in their life worked out.... they just want a companion to enjoy it with)
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


*A bit strong willed. (I don't do well with people that don't stand up to me and voice opinions, I like a little bit of competition and conflict. I like debate and argument... as long as there as respect at the end of it and when the arguing isn't taken seriously. Arguments with no anger behind them)
*enjoys physical contact (this isn't a sex thing, just any type of physical contact, cuddling, petting, holding hands while driving around, etc)
*No history of serious mental illness (I'm OK with someone who say... had to take crazy pills in their teens. But anybody who has had to take meds/see a professional shrink after they hit their mid 20's... FUCK THAT (I am willing to overlook someone who had to see a shrink after some type of traumatic experience... as long as they have gotten over it) Tired of crazy bitches with huge amounts of baggage)
*somebody that understands that I take the "until death do us part" thing very seriously. If I catch somebody cheating on me, I will probably ruin their life. I will never ever ever even think of cheating on somebody. I expect that same commitment. I have cheated on people in the past... but it was always way past the point where the relationship had failed and the breakup hadn't quite happened. Somebody who thinks it's OK to fuck around even if things are going well deserves be killed.

*]bRaces cars/motorcycles (or has some other type of really interesting hobby that I would like to learn about)
*5'8" (I don't know why... but this is a height that I think all girls should be)
*Owns guns (but it IS MANDATORY that she accepts my ownership of guns and the carrying of concealed handguns)
*IQ in the 140 range like me
*tattoo's/interesting piercings (hot)
*Dreams about some day building a house they helped design
*Knows stuff about the real world (can fix things, weld things, build things, design things, etc.)
*thinks the idea of God/religion is one big joke

I know this is a really tall order.
"


Seriously, this isn't even everything on the list

4/20/2009 2:46:18 AM

not dnl
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whats wrong with the first thing bolded?

4/20/2009 2:48:43 AM

sarijoul
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^^you sound self-centered

4/20/2009 2:51:19 AM

GrumpyGOP
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All this dude wants is a physically fit atheist architect genius dork gun-owning racing fan with money who is a specific height and would never do some of the things that he himself admits to doing but can rationalize.

Of course, none of that is as unrealistic as the idea of a woman who can consistently have arguments with no anger behind them.

4/20/2009 2:59:03 AM

GrimReap3r
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i cant remember, is the OP a carpet muncher?

4/20/2009 3:01:40 AM

GrumpyGOP
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I'm pretty sure the OP is pointing out how ridiculous the quoted list is, and how much of a douche the person who generated said list must be.

4/20/2009 3:03:30 AM

vinylbandit
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I WANT A GIRL WITH A 140 IQ DESPITE THE FACT THAT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE APOSTROPHES

awesome.

4/20/2009 3:07:53 AM

bmel
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eh... good luck

4/20/2009 3:15:22 AM

wolfpackgrrr
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^^^ Yes.

I didn't think it was that difficult to figure out

4/20/2009 3:17:36 AM

skokiaan
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I want a girl with a 140 IQ but who is subservient

4/20/2009 3:20:13 AM

cddweller
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"Of course, none of that is as unrealistic as the idea of a woman who can consistently have arguments with no anger behind them."
Lol! Had a bf of that opinion. It worked out pretty well for several years - we had the understanding that we'd drink and "joust" but we'd always keep it surface-level, nothing below the belt.

4/20/2009 3:55:51 AM

0EPII1
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I would like to see the full list. And here is mine, if I were single:


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"Things that are absolutely mandatory:

*Reasonably Athletic (not looking for an olympiad or anything, but she should keep up with me biking/hiking/doing other crazy shit. I put in a bit of effort to keep myself in reasonable shape, I would appreciate the other person makes that same effort)
*Accepts my dorkiness (let's face it... I get excited about building computers and writing software solving math/logic/physics problems and learning about animal/human behaviour and physiology)


vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
*HAS HER FUCKING LIFE AND CAREER TOGETHER (I'm fucking tired of girls that are always hitting me up for money. Ambition and drive are sexy. Not looking for a millionaire, but someone who has a good career that can have a nice life on their own. I want a girl that is my peer, not somebody is with me because they need to be. Somebody who is with me because they have everything else in their life worked out.... they just want a companion to enjoy it with)
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


*A bit strong willed. (I don't do well with people that don't stand up to me and voice opinions, I like a little bit of competition and conflict. I like debate and argument... as long as there as respect at the end of it and when the arguing isn't taken seriously. Arguments with no anger behind them)
*enjoys physical contact (this isn't a sex thing, just any type of physical contact, cuddling, petting, holding hands while driving around, etc)
*No history of serious mental illness (I'm OK with someone who say... had to take crazy pills in their teens. But anybody who has had to take meds/see a professional shrink after they hit their mid 20's... FUCK THAT (I am willing to overlook someone who had to see a shrink after some type of traumatic experience... as long as they have gotten over it) Tired of crazy bitches with huge amounts of baggage)
*somebody that understands that I take the "until death do us part" thing very seriously. If I catch somebody cheating on me, I will probably ruin their life. my life will be ruined. I will never ever ever even think of cheating on somebody. I expect that same commitment. I have cheated on people in the past... but it was always way past the point where the relationship had failed and the breakup hadn't quite happened. Somebody who thinks it's OK to fuck around even if things are going well AND ACTS ON IT deserves be killed. to have the shit beat out of them.

*Races cars/motorcycles (or has some other type of really interesting hobby that I would like to learn about)
*5'8" (I don't know why... but this is a height that I think all girls should be)
*I don't mind if she owns guns, and it is actually a turn-on if she does (but it IS MANDATORY that she accepts my ownership of guns and the carrying of concealed handguns IF I EVER GET GUNS)
*IQ in the 140 range like me
*tattoo's/interesting piercings (hot) (actually, some piercings can be hot, but some are a turn-off... but no piercings are 'mandatory')
*Dreams about some day building a house they helped design
*Knows stuff about the real world (can fix things, weld things, build things, design things, etc.)
*thinks the idea of God/religion is one big joke Preferably, a believer in God

I know this is a really tall order."


[Edited on April 20, 2009 at 4:58 AM. Reason : ]

4/20/2009 4:56:14 AM

supercalo
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Quote :
"I WANT A GIRL WITH A 140 IQ DESPITE THE FACT THAT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE APOSTROPHES

awesome."


you just won a thousand internets for that

4/20/2009 6:50:16 AM

OopsPowSrprs
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Quote :
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Things that are absolutely mandatory:

*Reasonably Athletic (not looking for an olympiad or anything, but she should keep up with me biking/hiking/doing other crazy shit. I put in a bit of effort to keep myself in reasonable shape, I would appreciate the other person makes that same effort)
*Accepts my dorkiness (let's face it... I get excited about building computers and writing software)


vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
*HAS HER FUCKING LIFE AND CAREER TOGETHER (I'm fucking tired of girls that are always hitting me up for money. Ambition and drive are sexy. Not looking for a millionaire, but someone who has a good career that can have a nice life on their own. I want a girl that is my peer, not somebody is with me because they need to be. Somebody who is with me because they have everything else in their life worked out.... they just want a companion to enjoy it with)
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


*A bit strong willed. (I don't do well with people that don't stand up to me and voice opinions, I like a little bit of competition and conflict. I like debate and argument... as long as there as respect at the end of it and when the arguing isn't taken seriously. Arguments with no anger behind them)
*enjoys physical contact (this isn't a sex thing, just any type of physical contact, cuddling, petting, holding hands while driving around, etc)
*No history of serious mental illness (I'm OK with someone who say... had to take crazy pills in their teens. But anybody who has had to take meds/see a professional shrink after they hit their mid 20's... FUCK THAT (I am willing to overlook someone who had to see a shrink after some type of traumatic experience... as long as they have gotten over it) Tired of crazy bitches with huge amounts of baggage)
*somebody that understands that I take the "until death do us part" thing very seriously. If I catch somebody cheating on me, I will probably ruin their life. I will never ever ever even think of cheating on somebody. I expect that same commitment. I have cheated on people in the past... but it was always way past the point where the relationship had failed and the breakup hadn't quite happened. Somebody who thinks it's OK to fuck around even if things are going well deserves be killed.

*]bRaces cars/motorcycles (or has some other type of really interesting hobby that I would like to learn about)
*5'8" (I don't know why... but this is a height that I think all girls should be)
*Owns guns (but it IS MANDATORY that she accepts my ownership of guns and the carrying of concealed handguns)
*IQ in the 140 range like me
*tattoo's/interesting piercings (hot)
*Dreams about some day building a house they helped design
*Knows stuff about the real world (can fix things, weld things, build things, design things, etc.)
*thinks the idea of God/religion is one big joke


*Big tits


I know this is a really tall order.
"

4/20/2009 8:15:11 AM

NeuseRvrRat
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what a douche

4/20/2009 8:18:56 AM

peakseeker
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this guy is a tool. more like wolfpackgay.

He sounds like he wants to be the subservient one in this future relationship

4/20/2009 8:23:56 AM

vonjordan3
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^^^haha

4/20/2009 8:29:23 AM

SymeGuy69
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lolz troof

4/20/2009 10:12:02 AM

grimx
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sweet, you found my list

4/20/2009 10:14:16 AM

peakseeker
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the thing about this crap is that you actually took the time to "write out" what you want in a girl. then you listed a lot of retarded qualities and used the "F-bomb" throughout while also degrading women - that gaurantees you arent getting any from t-dub. If are from NJ as your profile mentions, this does fall in line with your guido heritage i can assure you - which no self respecting woman would appreciate.

4/20/2009 10:17:18 AM

ScubaSteve
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ok for the second time, the OP is from a girl and she is showing how crazy a list she found.

4/20/2009 10:21:34 AM

grimx
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^^ how did you possibly take the time to see she's from NJ and skip over the fact the:

Quote :
"Sex : F"


part?

4/20/2009 10:24:10 AM

9one9
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lol tww

4/20/2009 10:31:39 AM

SymeGuy69
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Did you just say

"no self-respecting woman could appreciate someone of Italian descent"

?

4/20/2009 10:45:56 AM

TroopofEchos
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some rolly eyes are all that this list gets from me.

4/20/2009 10:52:55 AM

Arab13
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lulz

4/20/2009 11:11:34 AM

IRSeriousCat
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i really don't find that list too outrageous.

my girlfriend is only missing a few of those.

Quote :
"Things that are absolutely mandatory:

*Reasonably Athletic (not looking for an olympiad or anything, but she should keep up with me biking/hiking/doing other crazy shit. I put in a bit of effort to keep myself in reasonable shape, I would appreciate the other person makes that same effort) we run about 15 miles a week together
*Accepts my dorkiness (let's face it... I get excited about building computers and writing software) accepts it and loves it


vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
*HAS HER FUCKING LIFE AND CAREER TOGETHER (I'm fucking tired of girls that are always hitting me up for money. Ambition and drive are sexy. Not looking for a millionaire, but someone who has a good career that can have a nice life on their own. I want a girl that is my peer, not somebody is with me because they need to be. Somebody who is with me because they have everything else in their life worked out.... they just want a companion to enjoy it with) more goal oriented than i
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


*A bit strong willed. (I don't do well with people that don't stand up to me and voice opinions, I like a little bit of competition and conflict. I like debate and argument... as long as there as respect at the end of it and when the arguing isn't taken seriously. Arguments with no anger behind them) FAILS at the argument thing
*enjoys physical contact (this isn't a sex thing, just any type of physical contact, cuddling, petting, holding hands while driving around, etc) check
*No history of serious mental illness (I'm OK with someone who say... had to take crazy pills in their teens. But anybody who has had to take meds/see a professional shrink after they hit their mid 20's... FUCK THAT (I am willing to overlook someone who had to see a shrink after some type of traumatic experience... as long as they have gotten over it) Tired of crazy bitches with huge amounts of baggage) check
*somebody that understands that I take the "until death do us part" thing very seriously. If I catch somebody cheating on me, I will probably ruin their life. I will never ever ever even think of cheating on somebody. I expect that same commitment. I have cheated on people in the past... but it was always way past the point where the relationship had failed and the breakup hadn't quite happened. Somebody who thinks it's OK to fuck around even if things are going well deserves be killed. she, i can honestly say, would never cheat on me.

*]bRaces cars/motorcycles (or has some other type of really interesting hobby that I would like to learn about) she flies airplanes
*5'8" (I don't know why... but this is a height that I think all girls should be) she fails here but i'm not that tall so no biggie
*Owns guns (but it IS MANDATORY that she accepts my ownership of guns and the carrying of concealed handguns) i don't own a gun and neither does she but we both come from gun families.
*IQ in the 140 range like me confirmed
*tattoo's/interesting piercings (hot) i'm not huge on these but she has a second one in her right ear[b]
*Dreams about some day building a house they helped design [b]shes an architect

*Knows stuff about the real world (can fix things, weld things, build things, design things, etc.) shes an architect
*thinks the idea of God/religion is one big joke we're both spiritual not religious
"

4/20/2009 1:43:01 PM

seapunky
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crazy chicks are better in bed.

4/20/2009 1:47:04 PM

grimx
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Quote :
"crazy chicks are better in bed."


QFT

4/20/2009 1:48:12 PM

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"this guy is a tool. more like wolfpackgay."


oh sickest burn

4/20/2009 1:49:59 PM

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Quote :
"*5'8" (I don't know why... but this is a height that I think all girls should be)"


fuck him

4/20/2009 1:50:51 PM

FykalJpn
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Quote :
"I will never ever ever even think of cheating on somebody. I expect that same commitment. I have cheated on people in the past..."

4/20/2009 1:52:52 PM

grimx
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agreed

short ftw!

4/20/2009 1:53:05 PM

khcadwal
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the thing that i'm the most confused by, more than the qualities list, is this comment:

Quote :
"the thing about this crap is that you actually took the time to "write out" what you want in a girl. then you listed a lot of retarded qualities and used the "F-bomb" throughout while also degrading women - that gaurantees you arent getting any from t-dub. If are from NJ as your profile mentions, this does fall in line with your guido heritage i can assure you - which no self respecting woman would appreciate.
"


note the quotes. meaning i'm quoting someone else.

4/20/2009 2:02:24 PM

IRSeriousCat
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short chicks are better. tall chics can't be spinners.

4/20/2009 2:07:10 PM

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Quote :
"Things that are absolutely mandatory:

*Reasonably Athletic (not looking for an olympiad or anything, but she should keep up with me biking/hiking/doing other crazy shit. I put in a bit of effort to keep myself in reasonable shape, I would appreciate the other person makes that same effort)
*Accepts my dorkiness (let's face it... I get excited about building computers and writing software)


vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
*HAS HER FUCKING LIFE AND CAREER TOGETHER (I'm fucking tired of girls that are always hitting me up for money. Ambition and drive are sexy. Not looking for a millionaire, but someone who has a good career that can have a nice life on their own. I want a girl that is my peer, not somebody is with me because they need to be. Somebody who is with me because they have everything else in their life worked out.... they just want a companion to enjoy it with)
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


*A bit strong willed. (I don't do well with people that don't stand up to me and voice opinions, I like a little bit of competition and conflict. I like debate and argument... as long as there as respect at the end of it and when the arguing isn't taken seriously. Arguments with no anger behind them)
*enjoys physical contact (this isn't a sex thing, just any type of physical contact, cuddling, petting, holding hands while driving around, etc)
*No history of serious mental illness (I'm OK with someone who say... had to take crazy pills in their teens. But anybody who has had to take meds/see a professional shrink after they hit their mid 20's... FUCK THAT (I am willing to overlook someone who had to see a shrink after some type of traumatic experience... as long as they have gotten over it) Tired of crazy bitches with huge amounts of baggage)
*somebody that understands that I take the "until death do us part" thing very seriously. If I catch somebody cheating on me, I will probably ruin their life. I will never ever ever even think of cheating on somebody. I expect that same commitment. I have cheated on people in the past... but it was always way past the point where the relationship had failed and the breakup hadn't quite happened. Somebody who thinks it's OK to fuck around even if things are going well deserves be killed.

*]bRaces cars/motorcycles (or has some other type of really interesting hobby that I would like to learn about)
*5'8" (I don't know why... but this is a height that I think all girls should be)
*Owns guns (but it IS MANDATORY that she accepts my ownership of guns and the carrying of concealed handguns)
*IQ in the 140 range like me
*tattoo's/interesting piercings (hot)
*Dreams about some day building a house they helped design
*Knows stuff about the real world (can fix things, weld things, build things, design things, etc.)
*thinks the idea of God/religion is one big joke


- Short skirt
- Long jacket

I know this is a really tall order."

4/20/2009 2:07:31 PM

wolfpackgrrr
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Quote :
"how did you possibly take the time to see she's from NJ and skip over the fact the:

Quote :
"Sex : F"


part?"


lol, this is tdub we're talking about here.

4/22/2009 4:57:38 AM

grimx
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still....

4/22/2009 11:30:40 AM

lewoods
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I'm most of that (5'8" in 3" heels) and would never respond to that ad because the guy's a douche.

Honestly, he sounds like he'd be overbearing and boring as hell.

4/22/2009 4:08:29 PM

Yodajammies
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Dammit Wraith, you stole my cake ref.

4/22/2009 4:11:14 PM

begonias
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this is totally me

4/22/2009 4:14:06 PM

Fermat
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AND begonias has a pretty little butthole

4/22/2009 5:58:21 PM

0EPII1
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^^ no it is not... aren't you like 8 feet tall?

(he said 5'8", not at 5'8")

4/22/2009 6:21:34 PM

wolfpackgrrr
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Quote :
"I would like to see the full list."


The rest of the stuff is boring. Long walks on the beach sort of stuff.

4/22/2009 8:22:12 PM

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