http://www.thesneeze.com/steve-dont-eat-it/



This guy knows. The entire webpage is pretty hilarious.

4/20/2009 11:39:22 AM

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4/20/2009 11:40:48 AM

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"All I can tell you is, I survived the first installment of "Steve, Don't Eat It." And I have to admit it may have even been a little educational. I know I learned at least one thing from "Ralph's Potted Meat"-- Ralph is a fucking dick. Not surprisingly, I've come up with a little slogan the peeps who handle Potted Meat Marketing can use (no charge, as always): POTTED MEAT FOOD PRODUCT: Made By, For, And With Assholes."

4/20/2009 11:44:55 AM

no

4/20/2009 11:51:20 AM

I was about to go eat a fattening ass lunch

that site just saved me about 1500 calories

thanks moron

4/20/2009 11:56:59 AM

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"Meat is a pretty large umbrella. Beef is meat. Pork is meat. Horses, monkeys, and allegedly Arby's roast beef are meat. Even Rosie O'Donnell's ball sack is meat. Okay, maybe I've gone too far. I have no idea what that is they are serving at Arby's, but you get my point."

LOL

4/20/2009 12:02:49 PM

i grew up on and still thoroughly enjoy potted meat

it's like a cheap paté

4/20/2009 12:02:57 PM

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"Getting slightly moldy bread proved to be more difficult than I expected. I bought the cheapest white bread I could find and waited for it to go green. I swear to God it stayed good for a month. Whenever I WANT bread in my house, it's moldy. Now that I actually needed it to happen, it wouldn't. Luckily, I discovered an old green hot dog bun in a bag on top of the fridge and put that in with the bread to teach it the ways of the mold. In this way, the green bun was Yoda. It worked perfectly. And it didn't even sound suspiciously like Grover."

i cant stop reading this site

4/20/2009 12:11:16 PM

^ lol

i missed that grover line the first time through.

4/20/2009 12:23:28 PM

when my brother was in high school we made some prison wine with tomato and orange juice. now that i am an adult ive made plenty of wine with real juice (pomegranate, anyone?). its not bad and its fun.

4/20/2009 12:41:48 PM