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4/21/2009 1:55:59 AM

BubbleBobble
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5th

4/21/2009 1:56:44 AM

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2st

4/21/2009 1:57:05 AM

Konami
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3nd

4/21/2009 1:57:21 AM

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i need around 5th+3rd+2nd=10 empty 2 litres

4/21/2009 1:58:43 AM

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why?

4/21/2009 2:00:23 AM

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greenhouse effect

4/21/2009 2:00:56 AM

FykalJpn
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do i even want to know...

4/21/2009 2:00:57 AM

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gb?

4/21/2009 2:05:08 AM

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um to like literally trap the humidity

4/21/2009 2:07:08 AM

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oh shit i didnt think to check the recycling outside my apt...brb

[Edited on April 21, 2009 at 2:09 AM. Reason : gotta be clear btw]

[Edited on April 21, 2009 at 2:16 AM. Reason : fuck i forgot to check the recycling]

4/21/2009 2:09:04 AM

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"do i even want to know..."

4/21/2009 2:31:46 AM

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none at the recycling bin near the dumpster...used some ziplock bags for a few

4/21/2009 3:35:32 AM

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4/21/2009 3:37:07 AM

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draino bombs?

4/21/2009 3:54:44 AM

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my guess is that his toilet is broken and he can't afford a plumber

4/21/2009 3:55:48 AM

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are we reading different threads or something?

4/21/2009 4:04:28 AM

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is it time to build the raft?

4/21/2009 9:16:01 AM

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he is either gardening or making a bunch of gravity bongs

4/21/2009 9:49:49 AM

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probably both

4/21/2009 9:51:11 AM

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"Mom just helped me cut a shampoo bottle off my dick (serious)
Italian.Muscle
02-09-2009, 06:43 PM
So I just finished an intense 45 min cardio session, and I was sweating like hell. I figured what better way to end the night than to take a nice hot shower and hop on the misc. So I was getting in the shower ya know doing the usual routine. I'm moving onto conditioner at this point (yes strong soft hair) and there's like nothing left in the damn thing. I sure as hell wasn't going to hop outta the shower and look for some. So I screwed off the little cap and stuck my finger in the bottle to try and squirm it around the outer sides to get enough shampoo for my hair. It was very frustrating so I was struggling just to get a little out. I squeezed the damn bottle and tried to force it out. I stuck my finger back in and the bottle expanded back to its normal structure. I did however get quite the suck from the bottle top on my finger. Seeing as I haven't fapped in a while, I thought I'd take this baby for a test drive. I took my penor,soft at the time and forced it into the hole (yes strong hole and lube usage). Then i squeezed the bottle and let it regain air so it would expand. It felt like heaven. I did it for a couple more times and soon my penor was straight as a stick inside the bottle. After another 2 minutes of joyous experience i decided ill never boom protein everywhere like this so i decided to take my penor out. Only thing is the lube near my penor was gone from the water, and it wouldn't come out cause i had a hard on. I was like shit so i waited a solid 3 mins for my penor to go soft again so I could take it out. Only thing is it felt so good inside there my penor didn't want to go soft. After another 2 minute wait my penor was semi erect but the blood flow gave it a bigger girth. I couldn't get the thing off. So i hop out of the shower, shampoo bottle attached to my cawk. I get into my room and try and pull it off, add more lube to the inside, everything i could do in my room. Ten minutes later i realize I'm gonna have to cut the ****er open from the other side. I have no sharp objects in my room so I had to make a trip downstairs. Of course when I get down there my mom is in the kitchen and sees me with this ****ing bottle underneath some shorts. She asks what it was, and I told her. What was I going to say this huge shampoo bottle was my cawk? She helped me cut the fuking thing off with some scissors and said I better stop this stupid shit I've been pulling lately or she'll throw me out. Very embarassing brahs."

4/21/2009 9:53:16 AM

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cheapness, multiple edit comments, growing stuff, gravity bongs... i'm sure this list will expand as the thread continues

4/21/2009 9:54:12 AM

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fucking greensboro made me start recycling, ive got a billion

green bags in the storage room on my back patio. help yourself

4/21/2009 11:35:25 AM

not dnl
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thanks brother jackleg, but gboro is too far

anyone maybe help me tonight? was hoping for at least 4 or 5

4/21/2009 7:53:53 PM

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Isn't it a little bit late in the year to worry about doing the bottle thing?

4/21/2009 7:57:06 PM

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go dig through the blue trash cans near the dorms on campus

4/21/2009 7:57:41 PM

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thanks i might try that...hopefully someone dropped a few 2 liters in my apts recycle bin...yesterday it was pretty much all cans or glass bottles

4/21/2009 8:08:17 PM

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so has anyone on campus done what neuseriverrat suggested yet?

4/21/2009 11:02:37 PM

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You're being serious, aren't you?

4/21/2009 11:04:10 PM

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