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BubbleBobble
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PM me if u have the secret

4/21/2009 11:11:22 PM

wdprice3
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k

4/21/2009 11:11:55 PM

Big Business
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you just

I'm big business and i approved this message.

4/21/2009 11:12:11 PM

BubbleBobble
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just li                                                                                 h?

4/21/2009 11:12:34 PM

JayMCnasty
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the galaxy is on orions belt

4/21/2009 11:12:37 PM

Optimum
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less weed and more outdoors, i bet

4/21/2009 11:12:56 PM

Spontaneous
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Jesus, lol!

4/21/2009 11:13:36 PM

BubbleBobble
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weed can be grown outdoors

4/21/2009 11:13:38 PM

sawahash
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Get Edward Cullen to bite you.

4/21/2009 11:17:49 PM

BubbleBobble
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ya maybe a vampire can come bite me or something

4/21/2009 11:18:13 PM

FykalJpn
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calorie restriction?

4/21/2009 11:58:45 PM

erice85
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one would prob have to get off his ass and out of his parents basement, for starters

4/22/2009 12:00:12 AM

hershculez
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I've thought on a number of occasions whether I would want a vampire to bite me or not.

4/22/2009 12:01:46 AM

mcfluffle
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just skip the dying part, holmes

4/22/2009 12:02:47 AM

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immortality would be a total drag on social security

4/22/2009 12:04:04 AM

Mr. Joshua
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Drink a lot of drain cleaner.

4/22/2009 12:05:23 AM

arcgreek
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see:

Jack Le Lanne





but, disregard his Smith Machine/plateloaded machine inventions

4/22/2009 12:12:46 AM

WtchyWmn
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I don't know about immortal, but I did get the secret to invisibility off of T-dub a while back...

4/22/2009 12:16:58 AM

fredbot3000
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give blowjobs. seriously, it works. go give someone a blowjob right now.

4/22/2009 12:44:23 AM

wwwebsurfer
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You will die. However if you have an idea good enough it just might make it.

4/22/2009 1:22:41 AM

GroundBeef
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WE ALL DIE AND GO NOWHERE

4/22/2009 3:52:40 AM

jethromoore
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The secret to living forever...













do not die. I've not died once and I'm still alive.

4/22/2009 8:43:49 AM

IRSeriousCat
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I would tell you, but there can only be one

4/22/2009 9:12:26 AM

qntmfred
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4/22/2009 9:29:33 AM

marko
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kill a couple million people and you'll be forever immortalized

4/22/2009 9:33:53 AM

IRSeriousCat
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^^ I initially read that as TRANSGEND

4/22/2009 9:36:52 AM

OmarBadu
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i think i read somewhere that all you have to do is live at home with your parents until you're 30 - you're basically already there

4/22/2009 9:42:10 AM

Smath74
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stay alive until data can be transferred between the human brain and computers. then build a really good computer.

4/22/2009 9:45:36 AM

BubbleBobble
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4/23/2009 10:41:55 PM

aph319
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ask magic johnson

4/23/2009 10:43:50 PM

xvang
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The real answer is: Every man dies, but not every man really lives.

4/24/2009 12:39:08 AM

Solinari
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Southpark would have you believe that the Super Adventure Club holds the secret to immortality

4/24/2009 12:43:00 AM

GroundBeef
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Quote :
"stay alive until data can be transferred between the human brain and computers. then build a really good computer."


Are they working on this?
Any breakthroughs?

4/24/2009 12:44:25 AM

Solinari
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Yes, they had a breakthrough.

4/24/2009 12:44:56 AM

GroundBeef
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What was it?

4/24/2009 12:46:55 AM

wawebste
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The answer:












4/24/2009 12:47:36 AM

Skack
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I think you have to grind up carrots into a juice and grow freakishly large eyebrows.

4/24/2009 12:51:02 AM

Skack
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I found it!!!1

4/24/2009 1:07:47 AM

BubbleBobble
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Quote :
"PM me if u have the secret"

7/15/2009 7:13:40 PM

Spontaneous
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Inhibit your telomeres from mutating.

7/15/2009 7:46:29 PM

Rockster
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http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/health/expert_advice/article6683877.ece

7/15/2009 7:53:04 PM

grimx
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the secret to living forever























is to just not die

7/15/2009 8:25:50 PM

ShawnaC123
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listen to that one oasis song on repeat for the rest of your life

7/15/2009 8:28:44 PM

begonias
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VERY CAREFULLY

no really:

7/15/2009 10:36:17 PM

ussjbroli
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who wants to live forever?

7/15/2009 11:05:49 PM

fredbot3000
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i hear arsenic helps

7/15/2009 11:06:45 PM

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