PM me if u have the secret
4/21/2009 11:11:22 PM
k
4/21/2009 11:11:55 PM
you justI'm big business and i approved this message.
4/21/2009 11:12:11 PM
just li                                                                                 h?
4/21/2009 11:12:34 PM
the galaxy is on orions belt
4/21/2009 11:12:37 PM
less weed and more outdoors, i bet
4/21/2009 11:12:56 PM
Jesus, lol!
4/21/2009 11:13:36 PM
weed can be grown outdoors
4/21/2009 11:13:38 PM
Get Edward Cullen to bite you.
4/21/2009 11:17:49 PM
ya maybe a vampire can come bite me or something
4/21/2009 11:18:13 PM
calorie restriction?
4/21/2009 11:58:45 PM
one would prob have to get off his ass and out of his parents basement, for starters
4/22/2009 12:00:12 AM
I've thought on a number of occasions whether I would want a vampire to bite me or not.
4/22/2009 12:01:46 AM
just skip the dying part, holmes
4/22/2009 12:02:47 AM
immortality would be a total drag on social security
4/22/2009 12:04:04 AM
Drink a lot of drain cleaner.
4/22/2009 12:05:23 AM
see:Jack Le Lannebut, disregard his Smith Machine/plateloaded machine inventions
4/22/2009 12:12:46 AM
I don't know about immortal, but I did get the secret to invisibility off of T-dub a while back...
4/22/2009 12:16:58 AM
give blowjobs. seriously, it works. go give someone a blowjob right now.
4/22/2009 12:44:23 AM
You will die. However if you have an idea good enough it just might make it.
4/22/2009 1:22:41 AM
WE ALL DIE AND GO NOWHERE
4/22/2009 3:52:40 AM
The secret to living forever...do not die. I've not died once and I'm still alive.
4/22/2009 8:43:49 AM
I would tell you, but there can only be one
4/22/2009 9:12:26 AM
4/22/2009 9:29:33 AM
kill a couple million people and you'll be forever immortalized
4/22/2009 9:33:53 AM
^^ I initially read that as TRANSGEND
4/22/2009 9:36:52 AM
i think i read somewhere that all you have to do is live at home with your parents until you're 30 - you're basically already there
4/22/2009 9:42:10 AM
stay alive until data can be transferred between the human brain and computers. then build a really good computer.
4/22/2009 9:45:36 AM
4/23/2009 10:41:55 PM
ask magic johnson
4/23/2009 10:43:50 PM
The real answer is: Every man dies, but not every man really lives.
4/24/2009 12:39:08 AM
Southpark would have you believe that the Super Adventure Club holds the secret to immortality
4/24/2009 12:43:00 AM
4/24/2009 12:44:25 AM
Yes, they had a breakthrough.
4/24/2009 12:44:56 AM
What was it?
4/24/2009 12:46:55 AM
The answer:
4/24/2009 12:47:36 AM
I think you have to grind up carrots into a juice and grow freakishly large eyebrows.
4/24/2009 12:51:02 AM
I found it!!!1
4/24/2009 1:07:47 AM
7/15/2009 7:13:40 PM
Inhibit your telomeres from mutating.
7/15/2009 7:46:29 PM
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/health/expert_advice/article6683877.ece
7/15/2009 7:53:04 PM
the secret to living foreveris to just not die
7/15/2009 8:25:50 PM
listen to that one oasis song on repeat for the rest of your life
7/15/2009 8:28:44 PM
VERY CAREFULLYno really:
7/15/2009 10:36:17 PM
who wants to live forever?
7/15/2009 11:05:49 PM
i hear arsenic helps
7/15/2009 11:06:45 PM