I ended the life of a goose with my right fender today as I went over a small hump in the road.

Sorry

4/25/2009 1:15:43 AM

I guess the goose should have ducked

4/25/2009 1:17:42 AM

Survival of the fittest

You live to see another day

4/25/2009 1:17:52 AM

i had to drive by the manglefest at least three more times too.

4/25/2009 1:21:15 AM

My buddy's family has a lot of property in Knightdale. Which includes a small Lake that they had built. There are always geese out there. So, whenever my dog starts to look a little chubby we go over there and I unleash him. It's a pretty good time for everyone but the geese.

[Edited on April 25, 2009 at 1:23 AM. Reason : fg]

4/25/2009 1:22:48 AM

if you hit itwith the right fender, you didnt run over it

4/25/2009 1:48:05 AM

I support goosicide.

4/25/2009 1:49:17 AM

I never said I ran over it/

4/25/2009 1:49:59 AM

Quote :

"I went over a small hump in the road"

actually you did

4/25/2009 1:56:04 AM

^I, too, was confused by that part

maybe he hit the goose while going over a speed bump...or maybe it was another goose....one that survived, while the one hitting the fender met his maker

this is all so confusing

4/25/2009 1:57:31 AM

It's not murder. Manslaughter...er...gooseslaughter, maybe, but not murder.

4/25/2009 1:58:46 AM

You can't have slaughter without laughter!

4/25/2009 2:01:47 AM

nice

4/25/2009 2:14:07 AM

i guess as i went over a small hump in the road, but in context i clearly state that it hit my right fender...

4/25/2009 2:37:31 AM

*Accidentally* hitting geese on the golf course is probably one of the more satisfying activities I will do in a given year.

4/25/2009 2:39:43 AM

I like to get down and dirty and stab my victims.

4/25/2009 2:42:22 AM

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" Posts : 46 (13.0 per day) "

you're on a slippery slope. one that i don't think you wanna be on.

4/25/2009 2:43:54 AM

DnL had 70+ posts per day

4/25/2009 2:44:49 AM

he's doing just fine....

4/25/2009 2:44:52 AM

wait its family seeks revenge you savage beast!

4/25/2009 10:15:31 AM

talk to me goose

4/25/2009 10:20:43 AM

4/25/2009 10:34:09 AM

Quote :

"I guess the goose should have ducked."

4/25/2009 10:38:10 AM

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

4/25/2009 10:43:20 AM

i like the fact you killed it.

i dont like geese

they shit in the grass.

4/25/2009 10:46:51 AM

BOILED GOOOOSE

4/25/2009 10:52:37 AM

apparently he misunderstood the rules of your version of "duck duck, goose"

4/25/2009 10:55:15 AM

^^^^^ Hahaha, that's spot on right there.

4/25/2009 10:58:52 AM

for future reference can i eat goose?

4/25/2009 12:57:47 PM

yeah, i had some smoked goose a couple of weeks ago (it was in italy...they serve a lot of their meats smoked/cured)

similar to this:





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4/25/2009 1:04:57 PM

that is one provocatively shaped sauce

4/25/2009 1:36:51 PM

Your goose is COOKED.

4/25/2009 2:09:11 PM

Two geese in a farmyard.


One says to the other, 'What do you do whenever you feel lonely?'


The other one said, 'Oh, I just have a gander around.'

4/25/2009 2:57:20 PM

Fuck geese.

4/25/2009 3:07:31 PM

I ran into a Turkey once

4/25/2009 3:53:26 PM

4/25/2009 3:54:35 PM

Goose, the other other white meat.

4/25/2009 4:57:33 PM

You can;t murder an animal.

4/25/2009 4:57:58 PM

4/29/2009 3:22:33 PM

There's these 2 geese behind crabtree that are completely oblivious to the cars on the road. It's like they don't even see them.

4/29/2009 3:29:09 PM

Two geese in a farmyard.


One says to the other, 'What do you do whenever you feel lonely?'


The other one said, 'Oh, I just have a gander around.' 'HOLY SHIT A TALKING GOOSE!'

4/29/2009 3:33:41 PM

murdered a turkey yesterday.... one $40 grill later....

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4/29/2009 3:38:43 PM