I used to manage college bookstores for a living

4/25/2009 9:24:20 PM

I used to suck dicks for fun

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

4/25/2009 9:25:22 PM

I have a fear of splinters.

4/25/2009 9:26:02 PM

^^^oddly i knew that already

4/25/2009 9:26:34 PM

I have an addictive personality

4/25/2009 9:27:11 PM

I am punchmonk's alias

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

4/25/2009 9:27:20 PM

[Edited on April 25, 2009 at 9:27 PM. Reason : af]

4/25/2009 9:27:24 PM

I have a really short attention span and therefore sometimes can't watch movies



oh and I haven't seen a lot of movies on "top 10" or "best movie" lists

[Edited on April 25, 2009 at 9:28 PM. Reason : f]

4/25/2009 9:27:59 PM

I have defective ankles...they move up and down, but not left and right...i.e. they are more like elbows than wrists

4/25/2009 9:28:04 PM

my screen name says upside-down when you look at it upside down.

4/25/2009 9:30:24 PM

I hate beer, football, baseball, and ice hockey.

Therefore, I am gay.

4/25/2009 9:36:47 PM

4/25/2009 9:52:08 PM

can replace beer with drugs
baseball sucks
hockey sucks
can replace football with basketball

4/25/2009 9:52:13 PM

Quote :

"I have a really short attention span and therefore sometimes can't watch movies oh and I haven't seen a lot of movies on "top 10" or "best movie" lists"

ditto

4/25/2009 9:53:57 PM

^ yeah same.

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4/25/2009 9:54:40 PM

I play solitaire every day.

4/25/2009 10:04:49 PM

I <3 Sabado Gigante

4/25/2009 10:11:23 PM

I played the oboe.
I have LARPed.
I'm missing my incisors.
I've been to China.

4/25/2009 10:16:09 PM

I have an addictive personality.

Even though I have the opportunity to try various drugs, I stay away from them because I know I would get addicted to the ones that fuck with your mind, like ecstasy, LSD, mushrooms, etc.

4/25/2009 10:19:57 PM

I have a split uvula

4/25/2009 10:20:31 PM

Despite my easygoing demeanor, I'm the jealous type.

4/25/2009 10:21:44 PM

^ me too

4/25/2009 10:24:54 PM

no one here knows anything about me, so...

i like adderall a lot
pizza is my favorite food, especially lilys and any chicago deep dish.
i hate the redneck assholes that live at my apt. complex who think it is okay to rev their engines at 2 in the morning on a tuesday when im trying to fucking sleep. whoa run on sentence.
i also hate the guy with the bumper sticker that says, "thank you president bush." i enjoyed watching you try to take the 10 mccain/palin stickers off of your jeep. not that im in love with obama i just hate you.
i work at Goodnights Comedy Club
i drink too much espresso

4/25/2009 10:26:35 PM

There's 2 categories you can put everyone in the world into: those who have milked a venomous snake and those who have not..... I have.

I also learned to swim when I was barely 3.

4/25/2009 10:52:10 PM

i helped run a mattress business
i work on golf courses every day

4/25/2009 11:12:39 PM

i ran over a snake with my car once...i dunno if it was venomous,

4/25/2009 11:14:24 PM

i won the 12 and under tarheel midget league state tournament when i was 12, and was on the national AAU all-tournament team when i was 13.

4/25/2009 11:16:59 PM

i knew that about you sam...

you forgot to mention that you're a f'in baller...

4/25/2009 11:17:55 PM

back when we played Marist in the NIT and there was a long-ass line for several hours, I got the very last 3 tickets available and scurried away before people behind me realized it

4/25/2009 11:18:03 PM

i won a kmart coloring contest once

4/25/2009 11:19:35 PM

i won a bike from mcdonalds once

i put like 6 of those drawing slips in the box hole

4/25/2009 11:20:18 PM

i tried to have sex with a cat once

4/25/2009 11:29:27 PM

^ sure it wasn't a goat?

4/25/2009 11:29:52 PM

I watched She-Ra as much as He-man when I was a kid.
I scream if I see a spider near me.

4/25/2009 11:32:29 PM

i once had a black pomeranian named Snoop Doggy Dogg (we called him Snoop)

4/25/2009 11:33:48 PM

I write, brush my teeth, and masturbate left handed. Everything else is right handed.

4/25/2009 11:35:21 PM

But which hand is your mousing hand??

4/25/2009 11:36:58 PM

hehe...best of both worlds

4/25/2009 11:41:06 PM

^^ right

4/25/2009 11:43:00 PM

Quote :

"^ sure it wasn't a goat?"

Well it meeowed as I tried to put a move on it... so unless there are goats that meeow, it was most definitely a cat, and a very sexy one at that!

4/25/2009 11:52:26 PM

I killed a porcupine once and I still feel bad about it. It was killing hundreds of trees on my parents ranch and sticking quills in my dogs. But it was like an execution, the poor little guy was like a guinea pig with spikes, he couldn't move but at a slow crawl. I had time to dig a hole next to where he was gonna be in a minute, and then shot gun him into the hole. It's not like I could have given him to the zoo or just moved him and the beatles are already taking enough trees up there, all those standing dead trees are a fire hazard. Still, I remember those shiny helpless eyes, waddling away, too slow of mind to even turn when I got a shovel and walked a few feet ahead of him to dig the hole.

4/25/2009 11:57:58 PM

Murderer

4/26/2009 12:00:13 AM

4/26/2009 12:07:53 AM

I invented the wolf web.

4/26/2009 12:08:29 AM

I invented the internets.

4/26/2009 12:10:12 AM

Quote :

"Paul1984 All American 1006 Posts user info edit post I killed a porcupine once and I still feel bad about it. It was killing hundreds of trees on my parents ranch and sticking quills in my dogs. But it was like an execution, the poor little guy was like a guinea pig with spikes, he couldn't move but at a slow crawl. I had time to dig a hole next to where he was gonna be in a minute, and then shot gun him into the hole. It's not like I could have given him to the zoo or just moved him and the beatles are already taking enough trees up there, all those standing dead trees are a fire hazard. Still, I remember those shiny helpless eyes, waddling away, too slow of mind to even turn when I got a shovel and walked a few feet ahead of him to dig the hole."

4/26/2009 12:17:52 AM

HAHA, ok, not those beatles. we'll i mean damn I wrote like a short story, what do you want.

4/26/2009 12:19:46 AM

most of the details about my real life?

4/26/2009 12:20:07 AM

Quote :

"I have an addictive personality. "

what does this mean exactly?

also, TWW probably doesn't know that i have an obsession with Reality TV.

4/26/2009 12:25:01 AM

no one reads the 49th post, so...I like to drink first-period blood

4/26/2009 1:45:17 AM