When it comes to dying the eco-friendly way, we've definitely given quite a bit of coverage to the vast array of green afterlife alternatives at Green Daily. And at the risk of seeming like I have an unhealthy fascination with morbid topics, this crazy bathtime product seems to beg for a discussion of a new subject in eco-friendly deaths -- the environmentally conscious suicide.The Electric Bath Duck seems to have one purpose and one purpose only. Aside from the slow and insidious threat of phthalates, this rubber ducky is designed to give you instaneous results: electrocution. As morose as some may find it, there are a variety of ways to get the job done, and the suicide rubber ducky has to be close to the bottom of the list when it comes to resource consumption and carbon emissions.http://www.greendaily.com/2009/01/09/rubber-ducky-suicide-dont-do-it
4/27/2009 3:19:11 PM
haha
4/27/2009 3:32:39 PM
lo motherfucking l
4/27/2009 3:35:39 PM
nice
4/27/2009 3:59:37 PM
Shouldn't it be higher than what they say? I would think you are wasting a ton of electricity and possibly causing a short in the fuse or even fire in the outlet.Whereas, if you simply slit your wrists, you waste no resources, and could even be giving back to the environment if you cut yourself outside. Of course, its possible that medical staff could waste blood on you and that you could fail at the suicide attempt, but that's more preparation than anything.
4/27/2009 4:09:00 PM
Just make sure you have more than a 15 amp circuit breaker.
4/27/2009 4:09:57 PM
how is using electricity more green than eating a shotgun?
4/27/2009 4:10:49 PM
what a bitch way to kill yourselfwith a fucking rubber duckieat least go Groundhog-Day style with a toaster or something
4/27/2009 5:36:17 PM
I hope those ducks are biodegradable. Wouldn't be very "green" to fill up our landfills with these things.
4/27/2009 5:44:00 PM
Wouldn't the greenest way to kill yourself be to pin a note to yourself that said they could use your organs then shoot yourself in the head in front of a hospital?
4/27/2009 5:50:39 PM
probably the ultimate green suicide is just to go to Africa, find a pride of lions and mosey on up to them and start pulling their tails and shit100% organic
4/27/2009 6:12:11 PM
I think this would be hilarious to manufacture defective. Forget to put the fuse in or something.
4/27/2009 6:12:29 PM
you know what a fuse does right?
4/27/2009 6:13:48 PM
^^^ unless you are living in africa, that's the ungreenest way to kill yourself.plane emissionscost of ticketetcbut your point stands.just jump into the polar bear enclosure at your local zoo. oh shit, that woman did it in germany, but they rescued her. just don't let yourself be rescued. but then they would shoot the animals. bummer. break in at night and jump in.or just jump off a building or a bridge, or in front of a train.
4/27/2009 6:34:42 PM
^^yes... I wasn't thinking when I said fuse - just the humor of in a fit of tears ready to kill yourself and as you garner all your strength to scream as you jam the plug into the outlet... and nothing.
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4/27/2009 6:53:11 PM
What about drowning yourself in a giant tub of compost? You'd just sort of blend into it eventually.
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4/27/2009 7:53:32 PM
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4/28/2009 9:39:43 AM
Whats the point of it having a grounded plug if it's supposed to electrocute you?
4/28/2009 11:04:13 AM