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shthomas
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Me and some buddies are debating on whether or not a vegan can swallow after giving a blow job. What's your opinion?

4/27/2009 9:43:25 PM

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definite thread of the day...even better than the frugal qualm thread

4/27/2009 9:43:45 PM

NeuseRvrRat
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hahaha

my new favorite noob

i will take you under my wing and show you the ways my son

4/27/2009 9:44:35 PM

Tarun
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10/10

4/27/2009 9:46:44 PM

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duh. as long as they puke it back up later its cool

4/27/2009 9:47:36 PM

uncleben90
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absolutely not...you see...by newtons (thats johnny newton, isaac's ninth cousin thrice removed) third law of blowjobs....no vegan can give head let alone swallow due to their inability to consume any animal byproduct...plus its cannablism

4/27/2009 9:48:04 PM

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Doug Newton

4/27/2009 9:49:18 PM

0EPII1
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can vegans swallow?

yes, vegans are capable of swallowing.

4/27/2009 9:49:38 PM

alee
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Definitely never heard this one before!

4/27/2009 10:07:38 PM

Tarun
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^
ask the question

4/27/2009 10:08:21 PM

Paul1984
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They can, and do. If a cow somehow indicated that it wanted to give them its milk they could drink that too, but they cant. So i guess they cant swallow if the guy was force JOed against his will in a factory.

4/27/2009 10:10:07 PM

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^^^seriously or trolling?

4/27/2009 10:10:45 PM

alee
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^

Is trolling vegan?

4/27/2009 10:11:34 PM

wdprice3
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ah ha!

4/27/2009 10:12:02 PM

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i'm not sure ma'am, but i dont want to get on your bad side^^

[Edited on April 27, 2009 at 10:12 PM. Reason : .]

4/27/2009 10:12:12 PM

ScubaSteve
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so what is the answer?

4/27/2009 10:12:21 PM

alee
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^^

I think trolling is okay if the troll consents.

4/27/2009 10:13:13 PM

wdprice3
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http://tinyurl.com/d5yh43

4/27/2009 10:13:49 PM

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vegans CAN swallow because all vegans are evil religion hating leftists who believe that the sperm has no life characteristics and nor do babies until the 8th month. However they DO NOT because all vegan women are left wing radical feminists and would never suck a dick.

4/27/2009 10:13:56 PM

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^^^ok, fair enough...i had never heard this joke before and it did make me lol though, for the record

[Edited on April 27, 2009 at 10:14 PM. Reason : L]

4/27/2009 10:14:19 PM

alee
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^

It seems like I hear it at least once a month.

4/27/2009 10:14:49 PM

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thats messed up, especially since you have a bf

4/27/2009 10:15:28 PM

0EPII1
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Quote :
" sperm has no life characteristics "


who is talking about "life characteristics"? this is not an abortion debate.

sperm is NOT plant material, and that's all that matters.

4/27/2009 10:19:13 PM

IRSeriousCat
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i was just spouting some shit off, don't get your panties get all in a wad. the things i said don't even fit my mentality.

you, sir, do not keep it very jungle.

[Edited on April 27, 2009 at 10:25 PM. Reason : a smaller one]

4/27/2009 10:24:11 PM

0EPII1
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uh, i know you were being a devil's advocate...

but at least be a proper devil's advocate

your 2nd point was correct though

4/27/2009 10:26:22 PM

GREEN JAY
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OP: some will only swallow sperm from another vegan.



Quote :
"all vegans are evil religion hating leftists who believe that the sperm has no life characteristics and nor do babies until the 8th month."




shit man, peter singer, leader of the utilitarian school, believes [quote]that babies should be disposable up to one year of age because they are not self aware.

4/27/2009 10:29:10 PM

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haha seriously? like vegans will only swallow from fellow vegans cause their sperm is free of meat nutrients?

4/27/2009 10:30:27 PM

Solinari
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He wasn't being a devil's advocate, he was being a trouble maker. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

4/27/2009 10:34:19 PM

Wickerman
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If they can take it in down the chute there's no harm in it going the other end...

4/28/2009 12:08:31 AM

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Holy shit! A topic that has not crossed tww before!!!

4/28/2009 12:25:11 AM

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iop1

4/28/2009 1:20:20 AM

leftyisreal
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/yawn

4/28/2009 4:57:37 AM

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6/23/2009 8:50:35 PM

BigHitSunday
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would they even put dick in their mouths??

6/23/2009 8:52:26 PM

ncsuapex
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this is a trick question.... Vegans won't put meat in their mouth!

6/23/2009 8:53:08 PM

ThePeter
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"i will take you under my wing and show you the ways my son"


so much for that

your eligibility to have tww apprentices has been revoked

6/23/2009 8:55:18 PM

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6/23/2009 9:15:13 PM

NeuseRvrRat
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why?

6/23/2009 9:15:39 PM

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