So I got to thinking today, as I normally do when I am bored as shit at work with no other outlet. There is 1 word that men know they can never call a woman in the heat of an argument without suffering the repercussions. This word is "bitch". Sure, "cunt" has also proven pretty effective. But, throughout the course of time, men everywhere know that calling your girl "bitch" will ensure you are sleeping on the couch for a few days.

My point of starting this thread is that there is no such word (that I know of) that has this same effect on men. In other words, there is not one "end all be all" insult directed at men as there is at women. I don't think this is fair at all. Why can a broad throw out every insult in the book at me, but if I call her a bitch then I crossed the line? So, I would like to petition for a masculine version of the word "bitch". We deserve it fellas, so post your suggestions here.

[Edited on April 27, 2009 at 10:38 PM. Reason : a]

4/27/2009 10:36:52 PM

neddledick

4/27/2009 10:38:24 PM

nigger

4/27/2009 10:38:40 PM

^^good start. insulting the penis is always a great way to end an argument, and a relationship

[Edited on April 27, 2009 at 10:39 PM. Reason : a]

4/27/2009 10:39:06 PM

summary?

i thought the masculine version of bitch was douche

4/27/2009 10:39:10 PM

I told my girl "stop acting like a cunt" once

it didn't go over too well

since then, she had dedicated her life to making me as miserable as possible

4/27/2009 10:39:44 PM

Yeah, but if a chick calls you a douche you aren't going to get all upset about it

even if you tell a broad she is acting bitchy, she will be pissed at you for days

^ yes, that is my point. and "cunt" is probably my favorite curse word

[Edited on April 27, 2009 at 10:40 PM. Reason : a]

4/27/2009 10:40:03 PM

thats why i cant stand when broads get upset at "broads"...its just like calling a male a "dude" or "douche"...its just a placeholder word...

4/27/2009 10:40:57 PM

asshole

4/27/2009 10:41:12 PM

^nah...girls can be assholes sometimes

[Edited on April 27, 2009 at 10:42 PM. Reason : douche seems like a man word tho]

4/27/2009 10:41:47 PM

nah, asshole is pretty tame. I am thinking we need a new word. that way if they say it, we can make the bitch sleep on the couch

4/27/2009 10:42:05 PM

so whats worse, "bitch" or "cunt"?

i think cunt...cause a bitch can be hot, but a cunt is a cunt

4/27/2009 10:43:23 PM

and a guy can be a bitch sometimes. point?

i think guys have been a bit trained to be insensitive to most things like that. but honestly asshole would be about the same lines i'd think.

4/27/2009 10:43:27 PM

bitch ass mark
or
mark ass bitch


two for the price of one, ya dig?



you have a point chocolatervh....
I've been called every name in the book since I was 5....when adult decided I wasn't cute anymore, haha. I'm desensitized to that shit now...

4/27/2009 10:43:51 PM

a small dick reference would be about the worst thing.

4/27/2009 10:44:33 PM

I just think we need one of those "i know you did not just fucking call me that" type words

and small dick references only work if you actually have a small dick, so that one is out as well.

[Edited on April 27, 2009 at 10:45 PM. Reason : a]

4/27/2009 10:44:34 PM

^i agree...the n word only works good with negros and whites that like negros

4/27/2009 10:45:17 PM

'your mother's a whore'

4/27/2009 10:46:40 PM

djeternal



dnl

4/27/2009 10:47:05 PM

ok

4/27/2009 10:47:29 PM

you aren't going to find a word that will have this effect with any consistency


not because there isn't an equivalent word, but because there are very few equivalent men.

4/27/2009 10:47:33 PM

yeah once you get into dick references... no matter if you are very secure in your 1:1 comparison to king dong... you'd still get pissed.

minidick, limpdick... adding another word like tiny limp dicked bastard... or mini dingy asshole would probably do the trick too.

4/27/2009 10:47:35 PM

^^^^(too lazy to count djeternal)^^sure needledick

[Edited on April 27, 2009 at 10:48 PM. Reason : ^^^]

4/27/2009 10:47:41 PM

asshole is more of a compliment because you know the honeys dig the asshole guys

4/27/2009 10:47:55 PM

when i was little i thought bastard was the male form of bitch

4/27/2009 10:49:34 PM

ah yes, its not an insult to the guy... but if you say something about a guys mom... its over.

4/27/2009 10:49:40 PM

honestly i dont even think "bitches" is the worst thing you could call a woman...

4/27/2009 10:50:25 PM

I agree. If my girlfriend ever said anything about my mom or my sisters, I think I should get a free pass to knock her the fuck out

4/27/2009 10:50:51 PM

god damn it, wrong thread

[Edited on April 27, 2009 at 10:55 PM. Reason : a]

4/27/2009 10:53:09 PM

I'm gonna go with fag

4/27/2009 10:53:49 PM

"ya mama is a bitch"

"you have forfeited your 'girls cant be hit' privilege, take this chris brown beat down"

4/27/2009 10:54:07 PM

puto

4/27/2009 11:17:48 PM

as others have said, I don't think there is an equivalent word

however, if a gf called me a "loser" that would really, really, really piss me off

partly because I have a sneaking suspicion that I am one, and the truth hurts

so like Duke said, it varies from person to person

4/27/2009 11:21:47 PM

yea i think it depends on the person. bitch doesn't really make me as upset as other things. i think when you make it personal, it doesn't really matter what the word is (or sequence of words).

4/27/2009 11:24:36 PM

im thinking that it doesnt work just because most guys enjoy a good clever cussfight. i would probably laugh if my girlfriend called me a 'dirty name'

however on a slightly different front, while most guys feelings wouldnt be hurt necessarily im sure being called a pussy, in sincerity, by a woman is a pretty good cause for concern. not really because its a hurtful term, but more or less because your woman views you as a feminine....well...pussy.

4/27/2009 11:32:05 PM

its like how there is no white equivalent of nigger

4/27/2009 11:34:22 PM

cunt is much worse than bitch

much much worse

which is why its so effective

[Edited on April 27, 2009 at 11:38 PM. Reason : I like calling dudes cunts...its like calling them a pussy x 10]

4/27/2009 11:36:03 PM

i thought this word was dick


and, yes, bitches absolutely hate to be called bitch

4/27/2009 11:42:05 PM

girl, dick, or asshat

[Edited on April 28, 2009 at 12:02 AM. Reason : ...]

4/28/2009 12:02:43 AM

douchebag or jerk-off

4/28/2009 12:07:47 AM

I've always found that calling someone a "little bitch" repeatedly is a good way to provoke a fight with a douchebag. Oh, also douchebag.

4/28/2009 1:13:20 AM

Tdubber

4/28/2009 1:15:28 AM

^7 There is an equivalent. Cracker has just lost most of its power over time for some reason. Probably has something to do with white people not being as discriminated against in the past 100 years or so. <--- (pure conjecture)

4/28/2009 8:10:12 AM

Quote :

"I told my girl "stop acting like a cunt" once it didn't go over too well"

Date a British chick and this won't be an issue any longer

4/28/2009 8:13:18 AM

it varies based on the personal experience.

if the girl was a bitch they'd take something from your past that they knew was a low moment and make a scathing remark to sink you back to that level.

4/28/2009 8:19:45 AM

Quote :

"i thought this word was dick"

4/28/2009 8:20:44 AM

asshole probably is the equivalent, but its used so much that its lost the power it had before.
girls won't hesitate to call a guy an asshole, but if a guy calls a girl a bitch its the couch.

4/28/2009 8:26:27 AM

i didn't read the thread, but i think the problem here is not w/ the english language, but w/ the female gender.

4/28/2009 8:31:50 AM

Quote :

"i thought this word was dick"

We don't find that offensive. Usually, it'll make me laugh.

Quote :

"if the girl was a bitch they'd take something from your past that they knew was a low moment and make a scathing remark to sink you back to that level."

yeah, that's more like it

4/28/2009 8:35:09 AM

Quote :

"if the girl was a bitch they'd take something from your past that they knew was a low moment and make a scathing remark to sink you back to that level"

this is the best one so far. but I was looking for a single word that, if called it by a woman, would really piss a guy off. douchebag, dick, asshole, etc. don't really phase me.

4/28/2009 8:42:39 AM