A lot can be told by how one wipes their butt.

4/27/2009 11:20:55 PM

I go through about 1/3 - 1/2 a roll on each dump

4/27/2009 11:23:03 PM

back-to-front

durr

4/27/2009 11:23:08 PM

Front back side to side front back side to side

4/27/2009 11:23:27 PM

phrenology of the 21st century?

4/27/2009 11:23:49 PM

I dab toilet paper on my asshole until it's all gone.

4/27/2009 11:24:11 PM

back to front, if its messy, then repeat,

thankfully, the sink is within reach if i need a wet wipe

if not, then front to back

4/27/2009 11:26:15 PM

back to front? why why would anyone do this!

4/27/2009 11:26:40 PM

^

4/27/2009 11:27:01 PM

http://www.japanprobe.com/july06/unchi/1-shitcomeout.jpg

Niiiice!

Back to front, repeat until clean.

If we have a severe situation on our hands, a number of primary wipes are executed before a secondary rinse is achieved by hopping into the shower.

4/27/2009 11:27:21 PM

Back to front, repeat until clean. Fold it up and put it in your pocket for later.

4/27/2009 11:39:14 PM

FRONT TO BACK, SO I DON"T GET A BLADDER IN-FEC-SHUN

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

4/27/2009 11:40:29 PM

crouch above

4/27/2009 11:41:54 PM

start at the bottom finish at the top....repeat....shower....

4/27/2009 11:43:12 PM

BEND OVER TO THA FRONT, TOUCH YA TOES

4/27/2009 11:45:32 PM

back to front

fold the last few sheets into triangles for pin-point precision and paper strength

4/27/2009 11:54:57 PM

rinse and repeat till desired results are obtained

4/28/2009 12:09:37 AM

^^^ Put your face to your arse and blow your nose?

4/28/2009 12:13:09 AM

arse

what is this, 1878?

4/28/2009 12:14:42 AM

back to front until it's clean

hop in the shower for the really tough cases

i have been known to clog toilets

4/28/2009 12:18:38 AM

ive clogged every toilet except the ones in the TriTowers

4/28/2009 12:19:41 AM

i dunno, but i think i'm doing it wrong because my butt hurts whenever i'm done

4/28/2009 12:21:33 AM

4/28/2009 12:25:00 AM

i dont wipe, i just spray myself with lysol

4/28/2009 12:34:01 AM

some people wipe standing up

you gotta sit and spread your buttcheeks. if you stand, your buttcheeks get squished together and the shit spreads

4/28/2009 12:41:17 AM

I wipe my own ass!

4/28/2009 12:44:34 AM

from the booty hole upward...like most common folks do

[Edited on April 28, 2009 at 12:45 AM. Reason : this was one of my first threads on tww ever]

4/28/2009 12:44:58 AM

Seriously though, front to back...

Glad I don't have to use one of these things. I took that pic in the bathroom of the Tokyo airport.

4/28/2009 12:46:45 AM

^thats better than sitting on a seat full of stranger's pee, poo, and herpes
we here in the US need to upgrade our toilets, they're so 20th century

4/28/2009 12:51:38 AM

the trick it to blot, not wipe

4/28/2009 1:07:37 AM

The fewtcha!

4/28/2009 1:09:49 AM

Quote :

"some people wipe standing up"

I thought this was the rule, rather than the exception.

But for real, I'm amazed at how many guys wipe back to front. Doesn't your junk get in the way? Don't you sometimes get shit on your taint? Ah, the little subtleties of human existence never cease to amaze me.

Incidentally, I only mention guys because I assume as a matter of course that girls go front ---> back

4/28/2009 1:20:47 AM

this is what i thought too (minus the standing up part). i was HOPING the back to front was just a guy thing.

i just can't even think about this anymore. it is traumatizing!

[Edited on April 28, 2009 at 1:23 AM. Reason : .]

4/28/2009 1:22:48 AM

i know suddenly want to see how others wipe...

4/28/2009 1:23:41 AM

I thought all the people who posted back to front were joking.

4/28/2009 1:25:08 AM

Quote :

"I thought this was the rule, rather than the exception."

WTF?

You wipe standing up?

And even if you do, you actually think that most people wipe standing up?

4/28/2009 1:34:54 AM

apparently i could take a shit and wipe properly at age 4...i seem to remember that being surprising or something

4/28/2009 1:36:21 AM

hell yes I do

and everybody I've ever discussed the matter with does also

I've actually had a conversation that went something like "X said he wipes sitting down!" "Really! How the fuck do you do that?" "I dunno, that shit's weird!" etc...

4/28/2009 1:37:26 AM

Wiping while standing is a very abstract concept to me. I don't get it.
I didn't know it was necessary to specify "sitting or standing."

4/28/2009 1:39:24 AM

wow... as i said before, wiping while standing up is

Quote :

"you gotta sit and spread your buttcheeks. if you stand, your buttcheeks get squished together and the shit spreads "

and most people do it sitting down, guaranteed. just ask people in this thread, or better yet, make a new thread just asking that question.

someone made that thread a few years back and the overwhelming majority did it sitting down... the couple of people who said they did it standing up had WTFs thrown at them from all directions.

^ exactly. sitting down is default. would you ever tell anybody that you lay down to sleep? no. because almost everybody sleeps while lying down.



[Edited on April 28, 2009 at 1:41 AM. Reason : ]

4/28/2009 1:40:24 AM

I use my hand and the sink

I save a ton of dough

4/28/2009 1:44:11 AM

Quote :

"I go through about 1/3 - 1/2 a roll on each dump"

I thought that was funny when I read it the first time. Now I think I get it...

4/28/2009 1:44:37 AM

you raise a good point, sir

4/28/2009 1:47:02 AM

very carefully

4/28/2009 1:47:26 AM

With my cock.

4/28/2009 1:47:58 AM

back to front to get the bulk, then one against the grain to pick up the rest

Quote :

"ive clogged every toilet except the ones in the TriTowers"

we flushed a tennis shoe down the one in bowen 404, they were uncloggable

4/28/2009 7:32:38 AM

back to front!? WTF that is gross.


Front to Back. and whoever said they stand, its cool..i stand too sometimes. Makes it easier to really get in there.



but on a serious note...if you are going through a ton of TP each time you take a crap you need to take a look at your diet and wtf you are doing in the bathroom. It's not normal to be shitting all over yourself.

4/28/2009 8:01:21 AM

i love the ghost turds, where you know the first wipe is gonna come up clean, shredded wheat ftmfw

4/28/2009 9:12:30 AM

Front to back.
why would you wipe the shit toward your genitals?

4/28/2009 9:13:07 AM

just took a dump at work. alternated back to front and front to back.

[Edited on April 28, 2009 at 9:15 AM. Reason : made sure i didnt touch the balls and/or taint]

4/28/2009 9:15:03 AM