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"Eric T. Ross, did you really think I was really going to friend you on facebook? "Jenn white doesn't know who i am. Jenn white will get what's coming to her." oh and, "facebook suggested that we be friends." i haven't emailed anyone. initially, i just wanted the stupid fucking phone number (not that it mattered because she's not going to see that phone for a very long time) down from the page, as well as the pic of that girl, since she hates all 3 of those idiots who got caught for being retarded junkies. and you guys were dicks about it so i stopped asking. my involvement thereafter includes coming here for links to the story and for entertainment as you all strain your brains to figure this shit out. and "TWW is so good at figuring shit out." ? what the fuck ever. IRseriouscat is the only person who was remotely close in his speculations. the rest of you are assumptive morons. so come children, lets explore: tank is not involved. he doesn't live in chapel hill. he's not been arrested. he's not in trouble. there was no meth. no meth production. no meth at all. they like opiates (morphine), benzos (klonopin), acid, pot (if you couldn't tell from the marijuana possessions), and coke. you probably could've figured this out by looking at their past and current charges. they have massive fucking drug addictions, obviously. tamyka was involved in stealing something from belk at the mall in raleigh with a friend of hers at state. less than 30 dollars worth of shit, but a sensor was removed so it's a felony (damage to property). jacob was behind the projector theft at ncssm summer '07 after he was expelled.. something around 150k worth of shit stolen or something ridiculous like that. neill has a clusterfuck of stupid little things on his record that usually involves weed or alcohol or golf carts. tamyka lives with that girl because her mom kicked her out for an alcohol incident at ncssm. she blew a .486 BAC. she (tamyka) should be dead. There was birth control because she was having sex with jacob. probably for drugs. maybe for attention. maybe they are aspiring to be bonnie and clyde. i don't get it. i don't think she does either. this is the only part that really confuses me. as for the drugs they were manufacturing? my guess is mescaline or DMT, because they were very interested in psychedelics, and that interest started at NCSSM. one of the reasons for jacob getting kicked out of there was the fact that he had 6 M HCl in his room for the intent of making some, as his hallmates recall him stating. I don't know shit about the first robbery, and i'm fucking glad i don't. if they did it, they're morons. if they didn't, great, they're still morons. Also, tamyka wasn't always retarded or a junkie. so maybe - just maybe - i had some ridiculous hope that she would get over her bullshit and actually get her shit together. oh how wrong i am. what she needed was help and to stay away from fuckups like jacob and neill. but she let them push her into getting involved, and that's sadly characteristic of her. lastly: oh yes, I LOVE DRUGS. cause i would so be able to get a job as an RA or SCA at UNC, and a job at Swarovski Crystal without the required random, mandatory drug tests. and god help me, i love that drug induced stupor that convinces me it's a good idea to rob a pharmacy with a legit security system. or to rob anything at all. how's that for ignobility? hope that doesn't ruin all your fun."

-Tank " Not Involved but knows what was going on " Johnson

[Edited on April 29, 2009 at 4:56 AM. Reason : x]

4/29/2009 4:53:52 AM

not johnson, smith. jonathan "tank" smith. guess why they call him tank

4/29/2009 5:04:34 AM

dude, i dont care about your gay lovers quarrel with the guy, im just trying to post shit.

4/29/2009 5:06:45 AM

NC86 POST WHATEVA FUCK exposed????

4/29/2009 5:07:46 AM

this thread, why?

4/29/2009 8:12:02 AM

lets stretch the drama out some moreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

4/29/2009 8:46:23 AM

^ lets because i missed it

4/29/2009 8:53:59 AM

so I guess Jenn White just gave us "the real story"

4/29/2009 9:01:45 AM

this is the double-pits-to-chesty of threads

4/29/2009 9:17:31 AM

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"weed or alcohol or golf carts"

lol

4/29/2009 9:25:52 AM

DOUBLE
PITS TO
CHESTY

4/29/2009 9:27:09 AM

lol

what?

... i went to ncssm

there's always a fringe

4/29/2009 9:56:00 AM

and now we know....the rest of the story

4/29/2009 10:01:15 AM

Can I get a summary of what's been going on with this situation?

4/29/2009 10:09:41 AM

three people robbed a store like happens everday.

unfortunately for the girl involved she was attractive so it grabbed tww's attention

then someone came in to defend their friend like happens everday.

unfortunately for the friend involved she was attractive so it grabbed tww's attention

and now here we are today.

4/29/2009 10:13:16 AM

what the hell is this about

^ okay, then

[Edited on April 29, 2009 at 10:14 AM. Reason : .]

4/29/2009 10:13:36 AM

^^ Thanks, makes sense.

4/29/2009 10:14:32 AM

Welcome to TWW, where trolling is our pasttime and we have tons of fun at your expense. Also, Welcome to the Internet.

4/29/2009 11:05:34 AM

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"unfortunately for the girl involved she was attractive so it grabbed tww's attention"

no, she was only attractive from one angle, and from other angles, she looks like just like the goddamn addict that she is.

it grabbed tww's attention because NCSU students were involved.

4/29/2009 11:08:51 AM

way to ruin my reductive explanation.

4/29/2009 11:14:47 AM

sry dude

4/29/2009 11:16:10 AM

tdub likes to catch real-life drama and boil following it down to a mystery science theater of sorts

generally it does catch on a lot better with an attractive girl

see the jessiejeppgate scandal

4/29/2009 11:24:12 AM

4/29/2009 11:25:08 AM

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"^ lets because i missed it"

look at all threads about the cunt and the d00ds who robbed the cornerstore.

4/29/2009 11:27:23 AM

^^haha, tank looks like the juggernaut bitch

4/29/2009 12:18:51 PM

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">0.40 * Unconsciousness * Death * Breathing * Heart Rate "

i doubt she blew a 0.485... since she'd be a corpse

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"and a job at Swarovski Crystal "

so the fuck what?

Quote :

"Welcome to TWW, where trolling is our pasttime and we have tons of fun at your expense. Also, Welcome to the Internet."

And How!

[Edited on April 29, 2009 at 12:23 PM. Reason : lulz]

4/29/2009 12:20:59 PM

a hot corpse

4/29/2009 12:21:35 PM

lol

4/29/2009 12:22:24 PM

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"a hot corpse"

I'd hit i--oh...wait.

4/29/2009 1:37:53 PM

i'd embalm it

4/29/2009 1:40:33 PM

am i being crazy or is the other thread gone?

4/29/2009 8:15:16 PM

who says it can't be both?

4/29/2009 8:27:23 PM

so which Swarovski Crystal does she work at?

4/29/2009 8:30:31 PM

more than likely it's crabtree

4/29/2009 8:54:42 PM

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"lets stretch the drama out some moreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

cuz it's not the only thing that's gonna get stretched out.

4/29/2009 8:56:49 PM

oh dag

4/29/2009 8:57:05 PM

4/29/2009 9:02:40 PM

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"jacob was behind the projector theft at ncssm summer '07"

lol what a THUG

4/29/2009 10:09:11 PM

someone please put up the link to the robbery in question

either the tww page or an outside link

4/29/2009 10:10:02 PM

[Edited on April 29, 2009 at 10:14 PM. Reason : we let these people into state?]

4/29/2009 10:13:23 PM

old girl is definitely a meth-head

4/29/2009 10:16:49 PM

all 3 of them are in court this morning in Orange County

5/4/2009 11:16:40 AM

wtf

5/4/2009 11:21:07 AM

5/4/2009 11:22:08 AM

whatever happened to these people ?

5/9/2009 11:10:20 AM

^^aha

5/9/2009 11:12:28 AM

any updates

5/12/2009 2:35:09 PM

maybe someone should send jenn white a message.

5/12/2009 3:56:35 PM

^doubt she has access to a computer

5/12/2009 4:01:41 PM

jenn does. Tamyka most certainly does not.

5/12/2009 4:06:12 PM