don't be scared of the sun Tech Talkers

4/29/2009 9:42:08 AM

WHERE THE FUCK IS FARMERS TAN? I DEMAND A RECANT OF THIS THREAD.

[Edited on April 29, 2009 at 9:45 AM. Reason : oh, they apparently called it a scuba tan. FTS.]

[Edited on April 29, 2009 at 9:47 AM. Reason : FTS again. I don't get a tan on my legs. I'm wearing pants. so back to my original post now]

4/29/2009 9:45:15 AM

i think computer programmer is qntmfred exposed!?!?!?!

4/29/2009 9:45:52 AM

yeah, i'm a complete farmer's tan guy

4/29/2009 9:46:42 AM

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE NATURALLY DARK TAN?

4/29/2009 9:50:43 AM

farmer's tan with sandal straps on the tops of my feet

4/29/2009 9:53:49 AM

the tennis tan makes her look like she is wearing stockings

4/29/2009 9:56:20 AM

when I was working outside everyday I was rocking the farmer's tan

now that I'm back in the office, I'm fading into the computer programmer

I think a beach/lake trip should be in order soon

4/29/2009 9:57:28 AM

right now all i have is "road trip arm tan" from driving to raleigh sunday for the Canes game. I had one lobster arm and one white arm when i got out of the shower monday.

4/29/2009 9:59:38 AM

mmm... lobster

4/29/2009 10:12:43 AM

Quote :

"WHERE THE FUCK IS FARMERS TAN? I DEMAND A RECANT OF THIS THREAD. [Edited on April 29, 2009 at 9:45 AM. Reason : oh, they apparently called it a scuba tan. FTS.] [Edited on April 29, 2009 at 9:47 AM. Reason : FTS again. I don't get a tan on my legs. I'm wearing pants. so back to my original post now]"

Yes.

4/29/2009 10:55:10 AM

my pelvic area is the only tan part of me

don't ask why

4/29/2009 10:57:27 AM

unfortunately I don't get a tan.

4/29/2009 10:57:34 AM

lol, looking forward to gettin a tan soon

4/29/2009 11:00:12 AM

i tan and burn. people don't believe me when i tell 'em, but it is true.

4/29/2009 11:00:38 AM

Is there an option with mostly sunburn instead of tan? That's probably me.
I guess the computer programmer... but more sunburny

4/29/2009 11:04:09 AM

Quote :

"i think computer programmer is qntmfred exposed!?!?!?!"

haha yeah i'm about as white as they come

4/29/2009 11:05:54 AM

I'm a combination of programmer, trucker, and farmer + sandals.

4/29/2009 11:07:47 AM

computer programmer but with more of a farmers tan gradient because I actually do see sunlight often enough

4/29/2009 11:39:26 AM

so, computer programmer that sits near a window?

4/29/2009 11:40:18 AM

I shant be defined by my tanlineage.

4/29/2009 11:40:22 AM

tennis

4/29/2009 11:40:51 AM

You also forgot the armed services tan.

4/29/2009 11:40:57 AM

i'd be a cross b/w tennis/scuba... but it's all from golf and general drunken douchebaggery outside

4/29/2009 11:44:16 AM

Skin cancer= computer programmer tan for me now

4/29/2009 12:19:25 PM

Skin cancer= computer programmer tan for me now

4/29/2009 12:19:25 PM

I'll be similar to the tennis tan, but I'll have a watch tan line instead of wrist bands.

4/29/2009 12:20:56 PM

luckily i've gotten out and played some basketball without the shirt off the past few days.....so i may be a tad bit pink, but no tan lines

4/29/2009 12:23:20 PM

tennis / swimming (which isn't on there as the only tan line would be under the shorts....)

speaking of which i need to start getting more sun before key west this june....

4/29/2009 12:27:44 PM

no tan lines, kthx. just tan.

4/29/2009 2:00:38 PM

i hate when you say that

4/29/2009 11:24:11 PM

farmer's tan, complete with watch tan and ring tan
slight sandal tan

my forearms get really red too

4/29/2009 11:26:20 PM

i like to rock pants, long sleeves and hats 24/7, but with my dick-n-balls hangin out of my fly in the sunshine, so that my entire body is pale, except for my hotdog with ketchup and 2 beans, holla

4/29/2009 11:31:51 PM

bikini tan or no tan lines

4/29/2009 11:33:20 PM

Slight farmer's tan.

I had enough visits to the dermatologist as a teen that I would not care to go back and get moles removed again.

It's not pleasant. Melanoma wouldn't be pleasant either. I get enough sun to get my Vitamin D, unless my job requires me to be outside. I'm OK either way, but I will not make an attempt to get a tan. Vanity would be my undoing.

4/29/2009 11:34:41 PM

top is burnt to a crisp but bottom is pale as a ghost

4/29/2009 11:34:45 PM

relative to myself, i have a farmers tan.

relative to nearly anyone else, i have no tan to speak of.

4/29/2009 11:35:55 PM