http://doihaveswineflu.org/

4/30/2009 11:01:02 AM

i lol'd

4/30/2009 11:04:46 AM

i snortled

4/30/2009 11:06:09 AM

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" <meta name="description" content="ZOMG! Find out if you have swine flu!" /> <meta name="keywords" content="swine, flu, swine flu, do i have swine flu, do i?, I HAVE SWINE FLU!?, SHIT!, I'M DEAD!, WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!, RUN REDDIT! RUN!" /> <meta name="author" content="Pigsy McFlu" /> <title>Do You Have Swine Flu?</title>"

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" <!-- I know Derek --> <!-- A site by David, who is a terrible person... who is also TheColonel on Reddit... SURPRISE! --> "

4/30/2009 11:08:16 AM

hah

4/30/2009 11:08:41 AM

lol

4/30/2009 11:10:47 AM

So people said that a black man would become president when pigs could fly

so 100 days after Obama became president...

SWINE FLU

4/30/2009 11:28:05 AM

Have you seen this? Have you heard about this?

^lol

4/30/2009 11:38:16 AM

hehehe i just sent that one around the office

4/30/2009 11:59:23 AM

SC had its first confirmed case.

4/30/2009 12:11:02 PM

Yes. Panic?

4/30/2009 12:11:25 PM

http://guanabee.com/2009/04/pimp-my-swine-flu-mask

4/30/2009 12:13:11 PM

I saw a girl with a medical mask on yesterday in Mission Valley.

4/30/2009 12:22:55 PM

haha, that page reminds me of the "isitchristmas" page.

4/30/2009 12:30:21 PM

There have been 12 or so requests at the NCSU student health center for flu tests. None of them have come back positive for swine flu.

A couple did have the second rate and considerably less notable flu type B, but that has never been a cause for alarm.

Put away your surgical masks for now.

4/30/2009 3:08:17 PM

^^^ I can also confirm this sighting.

4/30/2009 3:12:23 PM

FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU--

4/30/2009 3:48:22 PM

A medical mask is used to keep your germs from infecting a patient, not the other way around. Not to mention that germs get stuck in them and fester in the moisture you are exhaling as it gets trapped in the mask.

If you're that worried just pay a TWWer to run errands for you.

4/30/2009 3:52:28 PM

I'd do it.

4/30/2009 4:00:17 PM

I could use a few extra bucks

4/30/2009 4:25:21 PM

I picture Jimmy from South Park when I read the title of this thread.

4/30/2009 4:26:12 PM

2 propable cases in NC now

http://www.wral.com/news/local/story/5054202/

4/30/2009 4:26:58 PM

^^

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"scotieb24 All American 1739 Posts user info edit post Have you seen this? Have you heard about this? ^lol 4/30/2009 11:38:16 AM"

4/30/2009 4:27:38 PM

Crap. I need to read threads more.

Did I really just say that? Shit.

4/30/2009 4:30:49 PM

H1N1: the virus formerly known as swine flu

4/30/2009 4:32:13 PM

Can we just call it HunNun for short?

5/1/2009 1:18:51 PM

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"I saw a girl with a medical mask on yesterday in Mission Valley."

Some people wear those for allergies, too. I do when I cut the grass/use a leaf blower/use a weedeater. Keeps me from choking to death, extremely helpful.

She might also just have gotten a cold/flu and didn't want to spread it, knowing well it wasn't swine flu.

Of course, it's more fun to speculate that she's retarded. <3

5/1/2009 1:22:33 PM

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